Reviews by bigsmitty1980

I wasn't expecting much considering this club is out in suburbia and every time I've passed by the parking lot has been empty. I was greeted by a waitress as soon as I walked in…

The neighborhood should have been the dead giveaway, but I wanted to check it out due to close proximity to my hotel and the advertised dance special ($5 if I remember correctly). Cover was $10.…

Not sure why this place has so many reviews. Maybe because it's so small and so many people come and go? I think my house might be bigger than the main floor/stage area. There is…

Went about 10:00 pm on a Thursday evening. The cover was $15 if I remember correctly. The club is basically one big rectangle, with a bar to the far left and back right. The first…

This place was totally opposite of other Gold Club's I've been to. Remote, isolated location with little lighting and signage. I should have realized by the three cars in the parking lot how bad it…

I should have left after being asked to pay $5 for someone to watch my truck while it was parked on the side of the club. After paying the high cover charge (weird number like…

Club is a little hard to find, espeically if you're not from the area like me. It's in an industrial area on the west side of town. Cover was $7 if I remember correctly and…

This place seems to be going downhill in a hurry. The last time I went was pretty bad, and this time was no better. I got there about 10:00pm and had my choice of seats…

Had an overnight layover in Houston so decided to try a few clubs out. Went here based on proximity to my hotel. There is a metal detector at the front door, which usually isn't a…

Glad I made the trip out here after the recommendation of a restaurant waiter (of all people). I was furloughed in New Orleans while waiting to go offshore, so I had some time to kill…

Decided to try someplace different tonight. Been going to the Cabaret Royale down the street, but the last few visits have been hit-or-miss so I wanted to try the Rhino. I've been to the one…

See my other reviews for layout, prices, etc. I went there on a Thursday after a dinner date to check out the sights. It was very slow, with only about 10 dancers working. I looked around…

I've been here twice now, and it's been hit or miss. First time I went was on a Saturday night and it was pretty good. 15-20 girls, most were a 6-7 and maybe one or…

Went here due to the close proximity to my hotel. It was kind of hidden and a bit hard to find. Basically in a small strip center in what I think was the front of…

Went here after a friend told me they showed the UFC fights, which is a big plus to me. If I'm going to pay a cover to watch the fights, I might as well get…

So I had a much better time on this visit than my last (see review). I went later in the evening (around 9:00 pm) and stayed for about 3 hours. There were plenty of decent…

Stopped by on a Monday evening to see what was going on. It was very, very slow. Probably more dancers than customers, which usually isn't a bad thing, but there were not many good lookers…

Got stuck in San Antonio overnight after missing my connecting flight, so I decided to check out some of the sights. This place is a dump! The door guy patting me down for weapons should…

Took another trip to the Cabaret after work to unwind, grab some dinner and drink some beer. And oh yea, see some tits and ass! This place hasn't disappointed on either of my visits. The…

Went there on a Thursday night, mainly due to proximity to my hotel. Went around dinner time and ate a pretty good chicken sandwich before I really started paying attention to the topless girls! Also,…

Went here after a trip to the Red Dog. TOTALLY different vibe going on here. There were a bunch of girls working, most were a 6 - 7 in my book. The club itself is…

When I drove up I wasn't sure if this was a strip club or a bar. When you walk in you're greeted by a cashier and you pony up your cover. I think it was…

One thing I noticed is that this club has more of a bar atmosphere than the normal "hustle-and-bustle" of a strip club. Girls just sitting at tables, relaxing with their feet up and shooting the…