Reviews

It's not a high-end club. You're not going to get a supermodel, but I enjoyed the time I spent there.

I stopped in on Tuesday, and saw that there were only a couple of dancers. Both…

Physically, this may be the worst club I've ever been to. It's dark, and you're going to get attacked as soon as you come through the door by a "wanna dance" girl. Most of the…

When this club is good, it's a great, relaxing experience. When it's not, it's really really not.

As most have mentioned, this club is physically disappointing. It's too dark, and most of the dancers aren't great.

But…

Stopped by after going to Centerfolds. Neither of the dancers at CF I like were in, so I figured I'd try this place out.

The club itself isn't in the nicest neighborhood. It's got a dirt…

The club itself should probably be demolished. Which is to say it's physically nicer than the one down the street, but it's not the most comfortable one to be in. It's got long benches and…

I stopped in about a month ago during the day.

Club was busy, but in the afternoon it was full of retired guys, and about half that many girls. Not the most welcoming setup by any…

I went back to Mario's for the first time in about a year.

There have been some changes - for the better. The only negative is that the drink prices do seem to have gone…

Club is physically awful. Dancers dance on the bar. During the day, there will be four - one on the stage. One of them is an exceedingly nice blonde lady in her 50s. You don't…

Everything negative about this club seems to be true. It's not the cleanest place. It's not the fanciest place.

It's shoddy. The dancers aren't cover models. They dance on the bar, and they'll be expecting…

Club's alright. The parking is awful, and there weren't many dancers on, but I was there early. Just after noon.



I sat down with a very nice, pretty dancer named Mia. She talked about the recent…

I like Mario's but it's not a great deal later in the week. $30 dances do seem to be keeping people away. I think there were 2 dancers for every customer today. Not a way…

Last few trips to Mario's have been quite good. I spent a while a couple weeks ago getting a back rub from two very pretty dancers and having a conversation that lasted the better part…