Reviews by caravan

It's not a high-end club. You're not going to get a supermodel, but I enjoyed the time I spent there. I stopped in on Tuesday, and saw that there were only a couple of dancers. Both…

Physically, this may be the worst club I've ever been to. It's dark, and you're going to get attacked as soon as you come through the door by a "wanna dance" girl. Most of the…

When this club is good, it's a great, relaxing experience. When it's not, it's really really not. As most have mentioned, this club is physically disappointing. It's too dark, and most of the dancers aren't great. But…

Stopped by after going to Centerfolds. Neither of the dancers at CF I like were in, so I figured I'd try this place out. The club itself isn't in the nicest neighborhood. It's got a dirt…

The club itself should probably be demolished. Which is to say it's physically nicer than the one down the street, but it's not the most comfortable one to be in. It's got long benches and…

I stopped in about a month ago during the day. Club was busy, but in the afternoon it was full of retired guys, and about half that many girls. Not the most welcoming setup by any…

I went back to Mario's for the first time in about a year. There have been some changes - for the better. The only negative is that the drink prices do seem to have gone…

Club is physically awful. Dancers dance on the bar. During the day, there will be four - one on the stage. One of them is an exceedingly nice blonde lady in her 50s. You don't…

Everything negative about this club seems to be true. It's not the cleanest place. It's not the fanciest place. It's shoddy. The dancers aren't cover models. They dance on the bar, and they'll be expecting…

Club's alright. The parking is awful, and there weren't many dancers on, but I was there early. Just after noon.<br> <br> I sat down with a very nice, pretty dancer named Mia. She talked about the recent…

I like Mario's but it's not a great deal later in the week. $30 dances do seem to be keeping people away. I think there were 2 dancers for every customer today. Not a way…

Last few trips to Mario's have been quite good. I spent a while a couple weeks ago getting a back rub from two very pretty dancers and having a conversation that lasted the better part…

I go hot and cold on Mario's. On the one hand, you are very likely to find a friendly dancer here, who knows how to give a very good dance. On the other hand, on some…

Stopped by after a while away from this place. It's not what it was. The prices for the dances have gone up, even with the 2 for 45 special. The attitude of the dancers is still…

I've had a number of disappointing visits to CL in the past, so this one was a pleasant surprise. About the club itself, the chairs are not terrifically comfortable, and the stage is set very high…

Fantasies remains, to me anyway, a consistent experience. You aren't going to get supermodels, but you will get really friendly down-to-earth girls... eventually. You do have to be patient, and you'll probably have to sort through a…

Stopped by on a Tuesday afternoon, and the place was fairly active. The parking is good. The entrance to the club is a little odd, with a full gated turnstile system like you'd find at…

Club Fantasies doesn't disappoint once again. Stopped in last Wednesday after a trip to the Foxy. Met a new, very, very, very forward dancer, who while not being my type for a dance - did give an…

Stopped by after a disappointing trip to Desire - which is always hit or miss. No atmosphere to speak of, and distant dancers. Fantasies is a little more consistent. A great trip to Fantasies is not…

I like Desire... And I hate it. It is the most hit and miss club you can imagine. My first time there was my farorite first time at any club. Friendly dancer, could conversation, good value, good…

Great club, and it now becomes my new favorite in Providence. It's nice to find a club in Providence where you ren't immediately accosted for a dance. Setup of the club is alright. It definately has…

Very nice club, building wise. Two floors, nice big central stage, two bars. Nice furniture, clean bathrooms. But I have stopped by a few times and there are so few dancers there. I couldn't tell you…

There are pluses and minuses to this club. Pluses... Friendly dancers who are very accommodating in the back room area. It offers fairly good privacy. Lapdance area offers good privacy. Stage dance area is good, and there are…

Very friendly dancers. Stopped in quick, and a dancer actually gave me a "sample lap dance" that made me feel very welcome. Not a lot of dancers on duty when I was there, but they seemed…

Very friendly place. Mileage definately varies. Use your imagination. Most of the dancers are very cute, and good to talk to. Setup is alright, and once your eyes adjust to the darkness, it's not so…