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published 2 yrs ago
Chicas Bellas y Chistosas
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ilbbaicnl

8.3

Got there at about a quarter past 4 PM. Both valet and self park, I self parked. No issues with lot. The club looks nice, well maintained, inside and out. Larger…

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published 2 yrs ago
If you ain't got mo money take yo ass to Applebee's
reviewed by
ilbbaicnl

8.3

Self-parked, the club is in a strip mall with a fairly good sized lot. Didn’t seem like a dangerous area. Passed through a metal detector, got a quick pat, no ID check for…

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published 2 yrs ago
Build The Door In The Wall For The Cubanas
reviewed by
ilbbaicnl

8.3

Arrived around 2:30PM, self-parked. Area looks kinda seedy, but seems like they generally have at least one person outside, keeping an eye on the lot. Lot´s pretty small, I could see it might…

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published 2 yrs ago
Cuban Gilda Radner emptied my wallet
reviewed by
ilbbaicnl

7.3

Arrived at about 5:30PM. Ample self-parking. $5 cover, no pat down or metal detector, showed ID but I didn’t notice any scan. The club interior looks very well maintained, gentleman’s club look,…

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published 2 yrs ago
Clip joint
reviewed by
ilbbaicnl

4.0

Got there a little before 8PM. The amount of self-parking (free) looked limited, and the area looked a bit seedy. The entrance is on the left side of the building, not in the…

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published 2 yrs ago
Somewhat pricey but good
reviewed by
ilbbaicnl

7.7

TL;DR $150 for 20 minutes, I got good, standard 2-way, above average dancers. Free, safe-looking self-parking.

I got there around 5PM. $20 cover, showed ID, light pat-down. I didn't read the long dress…

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published 2 yrs ago
Not sure what sort of customer they want, but I'm not it.
reviewed by
ilbbaicnl

4.3

Got there around 11 PM, self parked, plenty of spaces. Lot isn't big, but neither is the club. Neighborhood seemed seedy, but no actual issues. It's in the back of a dirty…

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published 2 yrs ago
Money laudering?
reviewed by
ilbbaicnl

7.0

I got there around 11 PM. Large, safe-looking parking lot, I self parked. $20 cover, but I had a $10 coupon from the website, which they honored. Appearance-wise, the club is a…

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published 2 yrs ago
High costs means it's a one-time splurge for me
reviewed by
ilbbaicnl

7.7

I got there around 12:30 AM. Large, safe-looking parking lot, I self parked. I was asked for ID outside the door. The guy said he'd give me the "local" deal, no cover.…

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published 2 yrs ago
An Island of hot Latinas surronded by a bum sea
reviewed by
ilbbaicnl

6.3

TL;DR Packed with well-proportioned, medium build to thicc Latinas and a few Afro-Latinas. I got obsessed early with an Afro-Cuban dancer (Lisa), who I can highly recommend. The only positive thing I can…

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published 3 yrs ago
Better than I expected
reviewed by
ilbbaicnl

7.0

TL;DR A solid, rural BYOB club with chick-next-door dancers that won't break your budget.

Got there at about 10 PM. Self-parking, gravel lot, no neighboring structures, no loiterers. Inside and out, the club is…

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published 3 yrs ago
Wish it was closer to me
reviewed by
ilbbaicnl

8.3

TL;DR a solid, comfortable club, if you ware down with $30 topless / $40 nude per song with decent two-way contact. Didn't partake, but the signs were that extras could happen, but only with…