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published 2 yrs ago
Chicas Locas
6440 Southwest Fwy Houston, TX 77074
Chicas Bellas y Chistosas
Got there at about a quarter past 4 PM. Both valet and self park, I self parked. No issues with lot. The club looks nice, well maintained, inside and out. Larger…
published 2 yrs ago
Strokers
1353 Brockett Rd Clarkston, GA 30021
If you ain't got mo money take yo ass to Applebee's
Self-parked, the club is in a strip mall with a fairly good sized lot. Didn’t seem like a dangerous area. Passed through a metal detector, got a quick pat, no ID check for…
published 2 yrs ago
Vivide (V Live)
1271 Marietta Blvd NW Atlanta, GA 30318
Build The Door In The Wall For The Cubanas
Arrived around 2:30PM, self-parked. Area looks kinda seedy, but seems like they generally have at least one person outside, keeping an eye on the lot. Lot´s pretty small, I could see it might…
published 2 yrs ago
Club 390
390 E Joe Orr Rd Chicago Heights, IL 60411
Cuban Gilda Radner emptied my wallet
Arrived at about 5:30PM. Ample self-parking. $5 cover, no pat down or metal detector, showed ID but I didn’t notice any scan. The club interior looks very well maintained, gentleman’s club look,…
published 3 yrs ago
Déjà Vu Las Vegas
3247 S Sammy Davis Jr Dr Las Vegas, NV 89109
Clip joint
Got there a little before 8PM. The amount of self-parking (free) looked limited, and the area looked a bit seedy. The entrance is on the left side of the building, not in the…
published 3 yrs ago
Crazy Horse III (CH3)
3525 W Russell Rd Las Vegas, NV 89118
Somewhat pricey but good
TL;DR $150 for 20 minutes, I got good, standard 2-way, above average dancers. Free, safe-looking self-parking. I got there around 5PM. $20 cover, showed ID, light pat-down. I didn't read the long dress…
published 3 yrs ago
Talk of the Town
1238 S Las Vegas Blvd Las Vegas, NV 89104
Not sure what sort of customer they want, but I'm not it.
Got there around 11 PM, self parked, plenty of spaces. Lot isn't big, but neither is the club. Neighborhood seemed seedy, but no actual issues. It's in the back of a dirty…
published 3 yrs ago
Minks Las Vegas
5901 Emerald Ave Las Vegas, NV 89122
Money laudering?
I got there around 11 PM. Large, safe-looking parking lot, I self parked. $20 cover, but I had a $10 coupon from the website, which they honored. Appearance-wise, the club is a…
published 3 yrs ago
Sophia's
3500 W Naples Dr Las Vegas, NV 89103
High costs means it's a one-time splurge for me
I got there around 12:30 AM. Large, safe-looking parking lot, I self parked. I was asked for ID outside the door. The guy said he'd give me the "local" deal, no cover.…
published 3 yrs ago
Chicas Bonitas
1818 Las Vegas Blvd North North Las Vegas, NV 89030
An Island of hot Latinas surronded by a bum sea
TL;DR Packed with well-proportioned, medium build to thicc Latinas and a few Afro-Latinas. I got obsessed early with an Afro-Cuban dancer (Lisa), who I can highly recommend. The only positive thing I can…
published 3 yrs ago
The Hideout
650 US-36 Tuscola, Illinois 61953
Better than I expected
TL;DR A solid, rural BYOB club with chick-next-door dancers that won't break your budget. Got there at about 10 PM. Self-parking, gravel lot, no neighboring structures, no loiterers. Inside and out, the club is…
published 3 yrs ago
Larry Flynt's Hustler Club
5420 Bunkum Rd Washington Park, IL 62204
Wish it was closer to me
TL;DR a solid, comfortable club, if you ware down with $30 topless / $40 nude per song with decent two-way contact. Didn't partake, but the signs were that extras could happen, but only with…
published 3 yrs ago
Miss Kitty Showgirls
5200 Bunkum Rd East St Louis, IL 62204
Home of the REAL Bubbles!
TL;DR Seems reasonably safe and drama-free. All dances were decent two-way contact, didn't go for extras, but seemed highly possible (if not inexpensive). The night I was there was heaven for anyone…
published 3 yrs ago
Silver Bullet Bar
1401 E Washington St Urbana, IL 61802
My Old Reliable Came Through
TL;DR The loss of Misty is a big blow, but otherwise the club is back to the old, pre-COVID Bullet. Got there a little before 9PM to avoid paying the $5 cover. Easy self-parking…
published 4 yrs ago
Deja Vu Showgirls Springfield
3220 Lake Plaza Dr Springfield, IL 62703
Joe Biden please build Vu back better
NOTE!!! They are closing by midnight, every night, even though it doesn't say so on their website! They couldn't tell me when they'll be back to their normal hours. I went on their website, and…
published 4 yrs ago
PoleKatz
7337 W 100th Pl Bridgeview, IL 60455
My night was saved by two gem dancers.
TL;DR With a few exceptions, dancers here are thinner than average. Very hit-or-miss whether you will get decent two-way during per-song dances. I heard the phrase "that's for the Champagne room" several times.…
published 4 yrs ago
Kappa Men's Club
906 Dixon Ave Kappa, IL 61738
Had a great time
Got there a little after 10pm. The club looks very utilitarian from the outside. Free parking in a big lot, paved but look out for potholes, there's at least one big one they…
published 4 yrs ago
The School House Bikini Bar
984 County Rd 500 E Neoga, IL 62447
Come for the ghosts and the $2 pickles
Got there at about 9:30, parked in the gravel parking lot. The club is in the basement of the old school. Got a quick pat down. No license scan. The club…
published 4 yrs ago
Atlantis
1897 E Lincoln Hwy Ford Heights, IL 60411
Don't need to run faster than the bear
Got there a little after 10. Parking here is a mini-drama. I was told not all spots cost the same. I picked an economy class spot for $10. Maybe that means…
published 4 yrs ago
Jimmy's Gentlemens Club
410 W Lincoln Ave Chicago Heights, IL 60411
Felt Like Tryna Eat Vegan Without Starving
Got there about 10:30. 2 security guys (all the security seemed to be wearing body armor) in the parking lot patted me down and checked my ID. Walked in through a metal detector,…
published 5 yrs ago
Silver Bullet Bar
1401 E Washington St Urbana, IL 61802
Good as before The Apocalypse
The club is small and very basic, inside and out. No valet. I've never had any parking problems, but you might if you come late on a very busy night. Not the…
published 7 yrs ago
Kappa Men's Club
906 Dixon Ave Kappa, IL 61738
Will be going regularly, but only for one gem of a dancer
Convenient self-parking, easy access from I-39. The lot is very good size, with room for 18 wheelers. But I don't think there is any street parking nearby, if the lot ever managed to get…
published 7 yrs ago
Mynx Cabaret Hartford
145 West Service Rd Hartford, CT
Impressed with the day shift
Visited on the day shift. The dancers were a lot more attractive than I expected for day shift. The club is very well maintained, but a little on the dark side for my…
published 7 yrs ago
Silver Bullet Bar
1401 E Washington St Urbana, IL 61802
Good Basic Club
Got there before 9 so no cover. The decor is very basic, but the place is clean. The staff is nice, and no scary customers. There was a high ratio of dancers…
published 11 yrs ago
Capital Cabaret
6713 Mt Herman Rd Morrisville, NC 27560
Met a friend for lunch here....
Met a friend for lunch here. A dancer took a run at me while I was waiting for my friend. She moved on pretty fast when I told her I wasn't planning on…
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