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42 reviews by ilbbaicnl

Chicas Locas

Houston, TX

Chicas Bellas y Chistosas

Got there at about a quarter past 4 PM. Both valet and self park, I self parked. No issues with lot. The club looks nice, well maintained, inside and out. Larger…

3 yrs ago2

Strokers

Clarkston, GA

If you ain't got mo money take yo ass to Applebee's

★★★★★★★★★★8.3/10

Self-parked, the club is in a strip mall with a fairly good sized lot. Didn’t seem like a dangerous area. Passed through a metal detector, got a quick pat, no ID check for…

3 yrs ago4

Vivide (V Live)

Atlanta, GA

Build The Door In The Wall For The Cubanas

★★★★★★★★★★8.3/10

Arrived around 2:30PM, self-parked. Area looks kinda seedy, but seems like they generally have at least one person outside, keeping an eye on the lot. Lot´s pretty small, I could see it might…

3 yrs ago2

Club 390

Chicago Heights, IL

Cuban Gilda Radner emptied my wallet

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

Arrived at about 5:30PM. Ample self-parking. $5 cover, no pat down or metal detector, showed ID but I didn’t notice any scan. The club interior looks very well maintained, gentleman’s club look,…

3 yrs ago6

Déjà Vu Las Vegas

Las Vegas, NV

Clip joint

★★★★★★★4.0/10

Got there a little before 8PM. The amount of self-parking (free) looked limited, and the area looked a bit seedy. The entrance is on the left side of the building, not in the…

3 yrs ago2

Crazy Horse III (CH3)

Las Vegas, NV

TL;DR $150 for 20 minutes, I got good, standard 2-way, above average dancers. Free, safe-looking self-parking. I got there around 5PM. $20 cover, showed ID, light pat-down. I didn't read the long dress…

3 yrs ago2

Talk of the Town

Las Vegas, NV

Not sure what sort of customer they want, but I'm not it.

★★★★★★★★4.3/10

Got there around 11 PM, self parked, plenty of spaces. Lot isn't big, but neither is the club. Neighborhood seemed seedy, but no actual issues. It's in the back of a dirty…

3 yrs ago

Minks Las Vegas

Las Vegas, NV

Money laudering?

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

I got there around 11 PM. Large, safe-looking parking lot, I self parked. $20 cover, but I had a $10 coupon from the website, which they honored. Appearance-wise, the club is a…

3 yrs ago2

Sophia's

Las Vegas, NV

High costs means it's a one-time splurge for me

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

I got there around 12:30 AM. Large, safe-looking parking lot, I self parked. I was asked for ID outside the door. The guy said he'd give me the "local" deal, no cover.…

3 yrs ago1

Chicas Bonitas

North Las Vegas, NV

An Island of hot Latinas surronded by a bum sea

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

TL;DR Packed with well-proportioned, medium build to thicc Latinas and a few Afro-Latinas. I got obsessed early with an Afro-Cuban dancer (Lisa), who I can highly recommend. The only positive thing I can…

3 yrs ago5

The Hideout

Tuscola, IL

Better than I expected

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

TL;DR A solid, rural BYOB club with chick-next-door dancers that won't break your budget. Got there at about 10 PM. Self-parking, gravel lot, no neighboring structures, no loiterers. Inside and out, the club is…

4 yrs ago3

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

Washington Park, IL

Wish it was closer to me

★★★★★★★★★★8.3/10

TL;DR a solid, comfortable club, if you ware down with $30 topless / $40 nude per song with decent two-way contact. Didn't partake, but the signs were that extras could happen, but only with…

4 yrs ago

Miss Kitty Showgirls

East St. Louis, IL

Home of the REAL Bubbles!

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

TL;DR Seems reasonably safe and drama-free. All dances were decent two-way contact, didn't go for extras, but seemed highly possible (if not inexpensive). The night I was there was heaven for anyone…

4 yrs ago1

Silver Bullet Bar

Urbana, IL

My Old Reliable Came Through

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

TL;DR The loss of Misty is a big blow, but otherwise the club is back to the old, pre-COVID Bullet. Got there a little before 9PM to avoid paying the $5 cover. Easy self-parking…

4 yrs ago

Deja Vu Showgirls Springfield

Springfield, IL

Joe Biden please build Vu back better

★★★★★★★★★★8.3/10

NOTE!!! They are closing by midnight, every night, even though it doesn't say so on their website! They couldn't tell me when they'll be back to their normal hours. I went on their website, and…

4 yrs ago1

PoleKatz

Bridgeview, IL

My night was saved by two gem dancers.

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

TL;DR With a few exceptions, dancers here are thinner than average. Very hit-or-miss whether you will get decent two-way during per-song dances. I heard the phrase "that's for the Champagne room" several times.…

4 yrs ago2

Kappa Men's Club

Kappa, IL

Had a great time

★★★★★★★★★★8.3/10

Got there a little after 10pm. The club looks very utilitarian from the outside. Free parking in a big lot, paved but look out for potholes, there's at least one big one they…

4 yrs ago4

The School House Bikini Bar

Neoga, IL

Come for the ghosts and the $2 pickles

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

Got there at about 9:30, parked in the gravel parking lot. The club is in the basement of the old school. Got a quick pat down. No license scan. The club…

4 yrs ago5

Atlantis

Ford Heights, IL

Don't need to run faster than the bear

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

Got there a little after 10. Parking here is a mini-drama. I was told not all spots cost the same. I picked an economy class spot for $10. Maybe that means…

5 yrs ago1

Jimmy's Gentlemens Club

Chicago Heights, IL

Felt Like Tryna Eat Vegan Without Starving

★★★★★★★★5.7/10

Got there about 10:30. 2 security guys (all the security seemed to be wearing body armor) in the parking lot patted me down and checked my ID. Walked in through a metal detector,…

5 yrs ago

Silver Bullet Bar

Urbana, IL

Good as before The Apocalypse

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

The club is small and very basic, inside and out. No valet. I've never had any parking problems, but you might if you come late on a very busy night. Not the…

5 yrs ago3

Kappa Men's Club

Kappa, IL

Will be going regularly, but only for one gem of a dancer

★★★★★★★★★★9.7/10

Convenient self-parking, easy access from I-39. The lot is very good size, with room for 18 wheelers. But I don't think there is any street parking nearby, if the lot ever managed to get…

7 yrs ago

Mynx Cabaret Hartford

Hartford, CT

Impressed with the day shift

★★★★★★★★★★8.7/10

Visited on the day shift. The dancers were a lot more attractive than I expected for day shift. The club is very well maintained, but a little on the dark side for my…

8 yrs ago

Silver Bullet Bar

Urbana, IL

Good Basic Club

★★★★★★★★★★8.3/10

Got there before 9 so no cover. The decor is very basic, but the place is clean. The staff is nice, and no scary customers. There was a high ratio of dancers…

8 yrs ago

Capital Cabaret

Morrisville, NC

Met a friend for lunch here....

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

Met a friend for lunch here. A dancer took a run at me while I was waiting for my friend. She moved on pretty fast when I told her I wasn't planning on…

12 yrs ago

Reviews

Chicas Bellas y Chistosas

If you ain't got mo money take yo ass to Applebee's

Build The Door In The Wall For The Cubanas

Cuban Gilda Radner emptied my wallet

Clip joint

Somewhat pricey but good

Not sure what sort of customer they want, but I'm not it.

Money laudering?

High costs means it's a one-time splurge for me

An Island of hot Latinas surronded by a bum sea

Better than I expected

Wish it was closer to me

Home of the REAL Bubbles!

My Old Reliable Came Through

Joe Biden please build Vu back better

My night was saved by two gem dancers.

Had a great time

Come for the ghosts and the $2 pickles

Don't need to run faster than the bear

Felt Like Tryna Eat Vegan Without Starving

Good as before The Apocalypse

Will be going regularly, but only for one gem of a dancer

Impressed with the day shift

Good Basic Club

Met a friend for lunch here....

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