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42 reviews by ilbbaicnl

Chicas Locas

Houston, TX

Chicas Bellas y Chistosas

8.3/10

Got there at about a quarter past 4 PM. Both valet and self park, I self parked. No issues with lot. The club looks nice, well maintained, inside and out. Larger…

ilbbaicnlilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer· 3 yrs ago 6 2

Strokers

Clarkston, GA

If you ain't got mo money take yo ass to Applebee's

8.3/10

Self-parked, the club is in a strip mall with a fairly good sized lot. Didn’t seem like a dangerous area. Passed through a metal detector, got a quick pat, no ID check for…

ilbbaicnlilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer· 3 yrs ago 6 4

Vivide (V Live)

Atlanta, GA

Build The Door In The Wall For The Cubanas

8.3/10

Arrived around 2:30PM, self-parked. Area looks kinda seedy, but seems like they generally have at least one person outside, keeping an eye on the lot. Lot´s pretty small, I could see it might…

ilbbaicnlilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer· 3 yrs ago 7 2

Club 390

Chicago Heights, IL

Cuban Gilda Radner emptied my wallet

7.3/10

Arrived at about 5:30PM. Ample self-parking. $5 cover, no pat down or metal detector, showed ID but I didn’t notice any scan. The club interior looks very well maintained, gentleman’s club look,…

ilbbaicnlilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer· 3 yrs ago 2 6

Déjà Vu Las Vegas

Las Vegas, NV

Clip joint

4.0/10

Got there a little before 8PM. The amount of self-parking (free) looked limited, and the area looked a bit seedy. The entrance is on the left side of the building, not in the…

ilbbaicnlilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer· 3 yrs ago 2 2

Crazy Horse III (CH3)

Las Vegas, NV

Somewhat pricey but good

7.7/10

TL;DR $150 for 20 minutes, I got good, standard 2-way, above average dancers. Free, safe-looking self-parking. I got there around 5PM. $20 cover, showed ID, light pat-down. I didn't read the long dress…

ilbbaicnlilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer· 3 yrs ago 2 2

Talk of the Town

Las Vegas, NV

Not sure what sort of customer they want, but I'm not it.

4.3/10

Got there around 11 PM, self parked, plenty of spaces. Lot isn't big, but neither is the club. Neighborhood seemed seedy, but no actual issues. It's in the back of a dirty…

ilbbaicnlilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer· 3 yrs ago 3

Minks Las Vegas

Las Vegas, NV

Money laudering?

7.0/10

I got there around 11 PM. Large, safe-looking parking lot, I self parked. $20 cover, but I had a $10 coupon from the website, which they honored. Appearance-wise, the club is a…

ilbbaicnlilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer· 3 yrs ago 3 2

Sophia's

Las Vegas, NV

High costs means it's a one-time splurge for me

7.7/10

I got there around 12:30 AM. Large, safe-looking parking lot, I self parked. I was asked for ID outside the door. The guy said he'd give me the "local" deal, no cover.…

ilbbaicnlilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer· 3 yrs ago 1 1

Chicas Bonitas

North Las Vegas, NV

An Island of hot Latinas surronded by a bum sea

6.3/10

TL;DR Packed with well-proportioned, medium build to thicc Latinas and a few Afro-Latinas. I got obsessed early with an Afro-Cuban dancer (Lisa), who I can highly recommend. The only positive thing I can…

ilbbaicnlilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer· 3 yrs ago 2 5

The Hideout

Tuscola, IL

Better than I expected

7.0/10

TL;DR A solid, rural BYOB club with chick-next-door dancers that won't break your budget. Got there at about 10 PM. Self-parking, gravel lot, no neighboring structures, no loiterers. Inside and out, the club is…

ilbbaicnlilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer· 4 yrs ago 4 3

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

Washington Park, IL

Wish it was closer to me

8.3/10

TL;DR a solid, comfortable club, if you ware down with $30 topless / $40 nude per song with decent two-way contact. Didn't partake, but the signs were that extras could happen, but only with…

ilbbaicnlilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer· 4 yrs ago 4

Miss Kitty Showgirls

East St. Louis, IL

Home of the REAL Bubbles!

6.7/10

TL;DR Seems reasonably safe and drama-free. All dances were decent two-way contact, didn't go for extras, but seemed highly possible (if not inexpensive). The night I was there was heaven for anyone…

ilbbaicnlilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer· 4 yrs ago 1

Silver Bullet Bar

Urbana, IL

My Old Reliable Came Through

7.7/10

TL;DR The loss of Misty is a big blow, but otherwise the club is back to the old, pre-COVID Bullet. Got there a little before 9PM to avoid paying the $5 cover. Easy self-parking…

ilbbaicnlilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer· 4 yrs ago 3

Deja Vu Showgirls Springfield

Springfield, IL

Joe Biden please build Vu back better

8.3/10

NOTE!!! They are closing by midnight, every night, even though it doesn't say so on their website! They couldn't tell me when they'll be back to their normal hours. I went on their website, and…

ilbbaicnlilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer· 4 yrs ago 2 1

PoleKatz

Bridgeview, IL

My night was saved by two gem dancers.

7.7/10

TL;DR With a few exceptions, dancers here are thinner than average. Very hit-or-miss whether you will get decent two-way during per-song dances. I heard the phrase "that's for the Champagne room" several times.…

ilbbaicnlilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer· 4 yrs ago 1 2

Kappa Men's Club

Kappa, IL

Had a great time

8.3/10

Got there a little after 10pm. The club looks very utilitarian from the outside. Free parking in a big lot, paved but look out for potholes, there's at least one big one they…

ilbbaicnlilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer· 4 yrs ago 2 4

The School House Bikini Bar

Neoga, IL

Come for the ghosts and the $2 pickles

6.0/10

Got there at about 9:30, parked in the gravel parking lot. The club is in the basement of the old school. Got a quick pat down. No license scan. The club…

ilbbaicnlilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer· 4 yrs ago 8 5

Atlantis

Ford Heights, IL

Don't need to run faster than the bear

8.0/10

Got there a little after 10. Parking here is a mini-drama. I was told not all spots cost the same. I picked an economy class spot for $10. Maybe that means…

ilbbaicnlilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer· 4 yrs ago 1 1

Jimmy's Gentlemens Club

Chicago Heights, IL

Felt Like Tryna Eat Vegan Without Starving

5.7/10

Got there about 10:30. 2 security guys (all the security seemed to be wearing body armor) in the parking lot patted me down and checked my ID. Walked in through a metal detector,…

ilbbaicnlilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer· 4 yrs ago

Silver Bullet Bar

Urbana, IL

Good as before The Apocalypse

8.0/10

The club is small and very basic, inside and out. No valet. I've never had any parking problems, but you might if you come late on a very busy night. Not the…

ilbbaicnlilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer· 5 yrs ago 3 3

Kappa Men's Club

Kappa, IL

Will be going regularly, but only for one gem of a dancer

9.7/10

Convenient self-parking, easy access from I-39. The lot is very good size, with room for 18 wheelers. But I don't think there is any street parking nearby, if the lot ever managed to get…

ilbbaicnlilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer· 7 yrs ago 1

Mynx Cabaret Hartford

Hartford, CT

Impressed with the day shift

8.7/10

Visited on the day shift. The dancers were a lot more attractive than I expected for day shift. The club is very well maintained, but a little on the dark side for my…

ilbbaicnlilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer· 8 yrs ago

Silver Bullet Bar

Urbana, IL

Good Basic Club

8.3/10

Got there before 9 so no cover. The decor is very basic, but the place is clean. The staff is nice, and no scary customers. There was a high ratio of dancers…

ilbbaicnlilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer· 8 yrs ago 2

Capital Cabaret

Morrisville, NC

Met a friend for lunch here....

8.0/10

Met a friend for lunch here. A dancer took a run at me while I was waiting for my friend. She moved on pretty fast when I told her I wasn't planning on…

ilbbaicnlilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer· 12 yrs ago 6
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