Advertisement
Front Room

Call Me Ralphie

ilbbaicnl
ilbbaicnlVIP

3 mos ago · 1 min read

I've given up on getting my Cuban fav to keep a safe distance between my eyes and her long, sharp fingernails (her little daggers as I call them). We had this conversation recently. Me: What compensation are you going to give me when you put my eye out with those. Her: I'll marry you. Me: But then you'll never win any arguments. Her: I'll win every argument. Me: But if you say "look at how you messed that up!", I'll just say, "yeah, but you put my eye out". She had nothing then, so she just laughed.

Replies (1)

Avatar for PhantomGeek
PhantomGeek

Are you going to start calling her "Red Rider"?

Join the conversation

Sign in to reply to this discussion.

More from ilbbaicnl

View profile

More in Front Room

View forum
Advertisement