Reviews by djsacto

On a Thursday afternoon the parking lot was full since it is shared with a strip shopping center, so I had to wait for a spot to open up. The cover charge is a rip-off…

Dropped by on a Monday evening, surprisingly large number of customers and several girls working, but only a couple of decent looking ones, who were kept busy with regulars. I had to search for an…

I stopped by on a recent trip in town with a couple of hours to kill before hotel check-in. This used to be my "go-to" place, but it has slipped noticeably over the past several…

Stopped by on a Tuesday mid-afternoon. Not much going on. I was in an uptight mood due to a near accident while driving here. [Bleeping] Florida drivers ( tourists?)! Okay, maybe it was a hangover…

I stopped in on a Tuesday afternoon by for the first time on a recent trip. I have visited Cheetah's in Hallandale with generally positive results, and I was hoping to have a similar experience…

Visited here my last trip in the area. Reviews have warned that this is a hit or miss place, and for me it was a big washout. Yes, there is that big square bar right…

I visited several times on a recent trip in the area. You just can't beat the value this club offers with free self parking, no cover before 8 PM, and 50% off happy hour drinks.…

I stopped by here a couple of times my last trip in town. This time I had limited success finding a good dancer to blow my wad and keep me entertained. I only have a…

I stopped in here during the early afternoon right after getting into town, and had a couple of hours to burn before checking into my hotel which was nearby. This is a nicer place as…

I visited a few times my last trip in town and wasn't too impressed with the quality of girls who were working, at least compared to visits in past years. I generally came in the…

I dropped by this club a few times my last trip in town. I stayed at the hotel next door and found this to be ideal. You can knock down as many beers/shots as you…

I stopped by her on my last trip in town. The place seemed to have new management since the last time I visited. No other customers were there, so there were no girls on stage.…

Stopped in on a late Sunday afternoon on a recent trip in town. While not my favorite joint, it does seem to have more than its share of young slender cute latinas. Some of the…

I decided to give this place another try on my latest Miami trip, figuring that on a Saturday night I might have more luck this time. The place was crowded and I even had problems…

Visted this place a couple of times on a recent trip. Dropped by early Thursday afternoon. Not too much going on, only a few dancers were working. Seemed to be a small locals type of…

I decided to give this place another try on a Saturday afternoon. Parking is still $1 (during the day!) and the attendant mentioned 2-4-1 drink specials going on. There were a few other guys in…

I stopped in here for the first time recently. The place was empty except for only one unattractive, older and a bit out of shape woman. I visited several clubs on this trip, and this…

I checked out this club for the first time on a Sunday afternoon. Not the easiest place to find considering you can see it from the Palmetto Expressway, but I eventually got there. The building…

I checked out this place for the first time recently. Very small parking lot must get full if they ever got a decent crowd. A guy collects $1 to watch your car. To me, this…

Arrived MIA Wed about 7:30 PM and went straight to the Pink Pony. $3 parking. Around 5-8 girls working. Found a table and had a $5 beer. I was quickly approached by a busty brunette…

Visited here a few times during a recent trip. The night shift was a disappointment, particularly if you like to watch the main stage. On a Friday night, there were a lot of women, but…

Visited for the first time on a Sunday evening, there were about 15-20 girls working, none particularly stunning, rating a 7/10 on average. Paying a $10 cover for a Sunday seemed to be a rip,…

I stopped in recently on a Sunday late afternoon. It was a bit of a disappointment, especially after having a great time my last visit here several months ago. Only about five girls working, and…

For a Saturday night visit, this club was a bit disappointing with only about 12-15 dancers working, which I would rate 6 out of 10 on average in general attractiveness. I thought maybe two were…

I just visited this club last week. You have to park way in the back behind the cones or they charge you a $3 "valet fee". The $25 cover was outrageously high considering the talent,…