Reviews

24 reviews by kumquatelvis

Larry Flynt's Hustler Barely Legal Club

New Orleans, LA

I went on a Tuesday after...

I went on a Tuesday after work, and like all clubs this isn't really the best time of day. In the case of Barely Legal the quality of the dancers was pretty good for…

13 yrs ago

Club 22

Progress, PA

I came here after giving up...

★★★★★★★★5.3/10

I came here after giving up on Adult World next door. The club is much, much nicer. Decent chairs, plenty of space, a nice stage. The girls were also far, far prettier.…

14 yrs ago

Adult World

Harrisburg, PA

Building: This club is small, dingy,...

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

Building: This club is small, dingy, and has cheap furniture. There is only a single, one-person bathroom with a chain instead of a real lock. Dancers: The most attractive girl here would have below my…

14 yrs ago

Déjà Vu Showgirls

Mount Carmel, OH

Note: Like Larrrry , my GPS...

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

Note: Like Larrrry , my GPS lead me to a nearby Kroger. Fortunately I had read his review and knew to just keep driving or I might have turned around thinking I missed something. Building:…

14 yrs ago

The Pony - Waterloo

Waterloo, IA

Building: the facilities are not that...

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

Building: the facilities are not that great, but frankly they're not terrible either. I didn't feel gross or unsafe while I was there. There is a small DVD shop in the same area. Dancers:…

14 yrs ago

Treasures

Las Vegas, NV

Facilities: Nice and clean, but also...

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

Facilities: Nice and clean, but also a little dark (well, not worse than usual for a club, but I consider usual to be too dark). Dancers: All of the girls were attractive, but none that I…

15 yrs ago

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, NV

Facilities: It was insanely crowded when...

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

Facilities: It was insanely crowded when my friends and I went. We only got in because we'd made arraignments well in advance, and even then we actually gave up and started to leave because…

15 yrs ago

Scarlett's Cabaret

Washington Park, IL

Facilities: This place is a little...

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

Facilities: This place is a little weird. I believe that legally it's supposed to be non-smoking, but the club makes no attempt to enforce this. The bathrooms are nice, except that the stalls…

15 yrs ago

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

Washington Park, IL

Facilities: This club met my three...

★★★★★★★★★★8.3/10

Facilities: This club met my three most important requirements: no smoking, enough light to see by (I have terrible night vision), and bathrooms that aren't disgusting. Beyond that the building itself is decent enough,…

15 yrs ago

Mouse's Ear

Johnson City, TN

Facilities: The club is just a...

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

Facilities: The club is just a huge room with three stages and some decor. Pretty typical I guess. The restrooms were not nasty, which sadly puts them near the top as far as…

15 yrs ago

Night Trips OKC

Oklahoma City, OK

Girls: Night Trips is the only...

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

Girls: Night Trips is the only OKC strip club I know of that has decent looking girls working before 7pm. In fact, one cutie complained that she has been working since noon, so they…

15 yrs ago

Union Jacks

Portland, OR

Dancers: Unlike most strip clubs that...

★★★★★★★★★★9.0/10

Dancers: Unlike most strip clubs that have rather...unfortunate...women working on weekdays, Union Jacks has consistently had very attractive dancers even on Monday and Tuesday nights. There weren't a lot of them, but I didn't…

15 yrs ago

The Clubhouse

Dallas, TX

Dancers: None of the dancers were...

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

Dancers: None of the dancers were particularity attractive, and the one that I was sort of interested in ignored me, which meant I didn't get any dancer. Of course, I went in the early…

15 yrs ago

BabyDolls Ft Worth

Euless, TX

Building: The building itself is relatively nice....

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

Building: The building itself is relatively nice. It's just a big rectangle with a stage (plus two smaller ones among the seats), but the place was clean, had comfortable seats, and decent lighting (for a…

16 yrs ago

Little Darlings Las Vegas

Las Vegas, NV

First off, I have to admit...

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

First off, I have to admit that my preconceptions have colored by opinion of this club a smidge. While I've been to a fair number of strip clubs, this was my first time in…

16 yrs ago

Little Darlings

Oklahoma City, OK

Building: The best thing about this club...

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

Building: The best thing about this club is that it's completely new. This means it's clean, the chairs are all in good shape (and pretty comfortable), the tables aren't sticky or gross. And the…

16 yrs ago

Union Jacks

Portland, OR

I decided to go back to...

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

I decided to go back to this club, and I have to say how impressed I am by the girls. I expected them to be hot the first time I went; it was late…

16 yrs ago

Union Jacks

Portland, OR

Dancers - great if you like...

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

Dancers - great if you like mowhawks, large tattoos, and the like. Much more interesting than the boring clubs back in Oklahoma. No girls that made you wonder why there were still allowed…

16 yrs ago

Fantasy Island

Oklahoma City, OK

Not many dancers, but that's to...

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

Not many dancers, but that's to be expected on a Monday. The ones that were there varied; two really hot ones, a few that were merely good looking, and a few that were easy…

16 yrs ago

Red Dog Saloon

Oklahoma City, OK

A large building with two floors,...

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

A large building with two floors, although the second one is apparently only open Thursdays through Saturdays. The main stage is rather strange, as there is no pole and a lot of red carpeting.…

16 yrs ago

Playhouse

Oklahoma City, OK

This is a smallish club with...

★★★★★★★★5.7/10

This is a smallish club with one main stage and two really small ones. Cover was the standard $5. There was also a two drink minimum, but they didn't try to enforce it…

16 yrs ago

XXXTasy Ranch

Oklahoma City, OK

I realize that coming during the...

★★★★★★★★5.0/10

I realize that coming during the day means that there is going to be a limited selection of dancers, so I tried to moderate ratings. Even so, XXXTasy Ranch just didn't impress me.…

16 yrs ago

Red Light Nights Gentlemens Club

Oklahoma City, OK

Building - Fairly typical. One large...

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

Building - Fairly typical. One large stage, two smaller ones. Chairs are not uncomfortable, but not great either. Lighting is too low, but that's true just about everywhere (either that or I just…

16 yrs ago

The Clubhouse

Dallas, TX

Building - A pretty nice building with...

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

Building - A pretty nice building with two stories. One main stage plus one really long and skinny stage with about five dancers on it at all times. In a break from their peers…

16 yrs ago