kumquatelvis

Florida

Reviews by kumquatelvis

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  12 years ago
  Larry Flynt's Hustler Barely Legal Club

  423 Bourbon St New Orleans, LA 70130
  I went on a Tuesday after...

  I went on a Tuesday after work, and like all clubs this isn't really the best time of day. In the case of Barely Legal the quality of the dancers was pretty good...
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  13 years ago
  Club 22

  3920 Jonestown Rd Harrisburg, PA 17109
  I came here after giving up...

  I came here after giving up on Adult World next door. The club is much, much nicer. Decent chairs, plenty of space, a nice stage. The girls were also far, far...
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  13 years ago
  Adult World

  3932 Jonestown Rd Harrisburg, PA 17109
  Building: This club is small, dingy,...

  Building: This club is small, dingy, and has cheap furniture. There is only a single, one-person bathroom with a chain instead of a real lock. Dancers: The most attractive girl here would have below...
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  13 years ago
  Déjà Vu Showgirls

  516 Old State Rt 74 Cincinnati, OH 45244
  Note: Like Larrrry , my GPS...

  Note: Like Larrrry , my GPS lead me to a nearby Kroger. Fortunately I had read his review and knew to just keep driving or I might have turned around thinking I missed...
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  13 years ago
  The Pony - Waterloo

  1850 W Airline Hwy Waterloo, IA 50703
  Building: the facilities are not that...

  Building: the facilities are not that great, but frankly they're not terrible either. I didn't feel gross or unsafe while I was there. There is a small DVD shop in the same...
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  13 years ago
  Treasures

  2801 Westwood Dr Las Vegas, NV 89109
  Facilities: Nice and clean, but also...

  Facilities: Nice and clean, but also a little dark (well, not worse than usual for a club, but I consider usual to be too dark). Dancers: All of the girls were attractive, but none that...
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  13 years ago
  Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

  3340 S Highland Dr Las Vegas, NV 89109
  Facilities: It was insanely crowded when...

  Facilities: It was insanely crowded when my friends and I went. We only got in because we'd made arraignments well in advance, and even then we actually gave up and started to leave...
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  13 years ago
  Scarlett's Cabaret

  5841 Bunkum Rd East St Louis, IL 62204
  Facilities: This place is a little...

  Facilities: This place is a little weird. I believe that legally it's supposed to be non-smoking, but the club makes no attempt to enforce this. The bathrooms are nice, except that the...
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  13 years ago
  Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

  5420 Bunkum Rd Washington Park, IL 62204
  Facilities: This club met my three...

  Facilities: This club met my three most important requirements: no smoking, enough light to see by (I have terrible night vision), and bathrooms that aren't disgusting. Beyond that the building itself is decent...
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  13 years ago
  Mouse's Ear

  6405 Kingsport Hwy Johnson City, TN 37615
  Facilities: The club is just a...

  Facilities: The club is just a huge room with three stages and some decor. Pretty typical I guess. The restrooms were not nasty, which sadly puts them near the top as far...
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  13 years ago
  Night Trips OKC

  220 Vermont Ave Oklahoma City, OK 73108
  Girls: Night Trips is the only...

  Girls: Night Trips is the only OKC strip club I know of that has decent looking girls working before 7pm. In fact, one cutie complained that she has been working since noon, so...
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  13 years ago
  Union Jacks

  938 E Burnside St Portland, OR 97214
  Dancers: Unlike most strip clubs that...

  Dancers: Unlike most strip clubs that have rather...unfortunate...women working on weekdays, Union Jacks has consistently had very attractive dancers even on Monday and Tuesday nights. There weren't a lot of them, but I...
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  14 years ago
  The Clubhouse

  2250 Manana Dr Dallas, TX 75220
  Dancers: None of the dancers were...

  Dancers: None of the dancers were particularity attractive, and the one that I was sort of interested in ignored me, which meant I didn't get any dancer. Of course, I went in the...
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  14 years ago
  Cabaret East

  12325 Calloway Cemetery Rd Euless, TX 76040
  Building: The building itself is relatively nice....

  Building: The building itself is relatively nice. It's just a big rectangle with a stage (plus two smaller ones among the seats), but the place was clean, had comfortable seats, and decent lighting (for...
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  14 years ago
  Little Darlings

  1514 Western Ave Las Vegas, NV 89102
  First off, I have to admit...

  First off, I have to admit that my preconceptions have colored by opinion of this club a smidge. While I've been to a fair number of strip clubs, this was my first time...
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  14 years ago
  Little Darlings

  1500 SE 59th St Oklahoma City, OK 73129
  Building: The best thing about this club...

  Building: The best thing about this club is that it's completely new. This means it's clean, the chairs are all in good shape (and pretty comfortable), the tables aren't sticky or gross. And...
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  15 years ago
  Union Jacks

  938 E Burnside St Portland, OR 97214
  I decided to go back to...

  I decided to go back to this club, and I have to say how impressed I am by the girls. I expected them to be hot the first time I went; it was...
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  15 years ago
  Union Jacks

  938 E Burnside St Portland, OR 97214
  Dancers - great if you like...

  Dancers - great if you like mowhawks, large tattoos, and the like. Much more interesting than the boring clubs back in Oklahoma. No girls that made you wonder why there were still...
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  15 years ago
  Fantasy Island

  707 S Scott St, Del City, OK 73115, USA*
  Not many dancers, but that's to...

  Not many dancers, but that's to be expected on a Monday. The ones that were there varied; two really hot ones, a few that were merely good looking, and a few that were...
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  15 years ago
  Red Dog Saloon

  6417 NW 10th St Oklahoma City, OK 73127
  A large building with two floors,...

  A large building with two floors, although the second one is apparently only open Thursdays through Saturdays. The main stage is rather strange, as there is no pole and a lot of red...
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  15 years ago
  Playhouse

  4624 W Reno Ave Oklahoma City, OK 73127
  This is a smallish club with...

  This is a smallish club with one main stage and two really small ones. Cover was the standard $5. There was also a two drink minimum, but they didn't try to enforce...
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  15 years ago
  XXXTasy Ranch

  1525 SE 25th St, Oklahoma City, OK 73129, USA*
  I realize that coming during the...

  I realize that coming during the day means that there is going to be a limited selection of dancers, so I tried to moderate ratings. Even so, XXXTasy Ranch just didn't impress me....
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  15 years ago
  Red Light Nights Gentlemens Club

  1530 SE Grand Blvd, Oklahoma City, OK 73129, USA*
  Building - Fairly typical. One large...

  Building - Fairly typical. One large stage, two smaller ones. Chairs are not uncomfortable, but not great either. Lighting is too low, but that's true just about everywhere (either that or I...
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  15 years ago
  The Clubhouse

  2250 Manana Dr Dallas, TX 75220
  Building - A pretty nice building with...

  Building - A pretty nice building with two stories. One main stage plus one really long and skinny stage with about five dancers on it at all times. In a break from their...