dclapper

Reviews by dclapper

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  8 years ago
  Blue Moon Gentlemen's Club

  Phoenix, Arizona
  Mechanical

  I made my first visit to BML after reading the reviews here. So I was prepared for how dark it was, but not for how mechanical it seemed. After my eyes adjusted I...
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  sexualchoc
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  8 years ago
  T & A Cabaret

  Phoenix, Arizona
  Not impressed

  After reading the reviews here I made my first visit to T&A on a Sunday afternoon. It wasn't as good as I had hoped. I sat myself down in a chair against the wall,...
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  mrrock
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  8 years ago
  Eden

  Tucson, Arizona
  Not worth it

  I've been wanting for a while to try out Tucson's only nude club. I arrived one night just after their 8pm opening but was told there were no dancers in the house at that...
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  Corvus
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  8 years ago
  Flashdancers Midtown

  New York, New York
  Expensive, but oh my god

  After seeing so many taxis go by with Flashdancers ads on top, I decided to visit. In short: it was so good on a Wednesday night that I went back on Thursday...
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  8 years ago
  Venom

  Tucson, Arizona
  My favorite Tucson club

  This summarizes a half dozen trips to Venom over the last month. All have been daytime visits, some as early as 11:30am. I've been to three Tucson clubs -- Venom, TDs East,...
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  sexualchoc
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  9 years ago
  Circus Bar

  Baltimore, Maryland
  Rock bottom

  I decided to spend some time on The Block on a recent Tuesday afternoon. I started at Jewell Box (boring), then went to Harem (one dancer almost convinced me to go upstairs), and then...
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  9 years ago

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  fred56
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  9 years ago
  Mustangs Gentleman's Club

  Hyattsville, Maryland
  Still open

  Mustangs is still open. Whatever it was that PG County tried to do ten days ago to shut down clubs, it didn't work. I went to my favorite hole in the wall club...
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  9 years ago
  Circus Bar

  Baltimore, Maryland
  Expensive but fun

  I hit the block on a very cold evening, stopping first at Norma Jeans, and then making my way to the Circus. A minute or so after I sat at the bar, a...
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  9 years ago
  Mustangs Gentleman's Club

  Hyattsville, Maryland
  Good times can be had

  Mustangs is not far from where I live, so when I've only got a limited amount of time and a desire for some booty, it's where I head. And although the place looks...
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  9 years ago
  Harley Riders Night Club

  Clinton, Maryland
  Harley still open afternoons

  After finding out that Ebony now opens at 5pm, I drove to Harley Riders, hoping to find it open. And it was. I arrived around 2:15pm and paid my $10 "membership fee", was...
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  9 years ago
  Ebony Inn

  Fairmount Heights, Maryland
  New hours for Ebony Inn

  Bad news. Ebony Inn now opens at 5pm. According to dancers there, a new PG County regulation prevents them from opening earlier than that. I arrived at 1pm yesterday and had to...
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  Agent_Zero
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  9 years ago
  Passions Men's Club

  New Orleans, Louisiana
  First visit to Passions was great

  After having read the many reviews here about Passions, I thought I knew what to expect. Some parts of my visit a few weeks back were what I expected, and some weren't. First, the layout....
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  9 years ago
  Gentleman's Quarters (was Chez Joey)

  New Orleans, Louisiana
  Chez Joey: cheapest lap dances in Bourbon Street area

  What used to be called The Artist's Cafe is now Chez Joey. The old joint was sold to new owners, who renovated it. I was there last week. There were a half-dozen dancers, and...
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  9 years ago
  Ebony Inn

  Fairmount Heights, Maryland
  I hadn't been to Ebony Inn...

  I hadn't been to Ebony Inn for six months and decided it was time to go back. I read the recent reviews that say that not as much fun can be had now as...
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  9 years ago
  Mustangs Gentleman's Club

  Hyattsville, Maryland
  Yes, the reviews describe this place...

  Yes, the reviews describe this place well. The carpet is torn. The ceiling looks like hell. The booths and bar haven't been updated since the 1950s. It is topless only. There are no lap...
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  10 years ago
  Venom

  Tucson, Arizona
  After reading reviews of the various...

  After reading reviews of the various Tucson clubs, it seemed to me that Venom and Raiders Reef were the ones most likely to score highest on the freaky dance scale, and I visited both....
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  10 years ago
  Roaring 20s

  San Francisco, California
  I found myself wandering around Broadway...

  I found myself wandering around Broadway in the early afternoon on a Saturday. Only two clubs were open -- Roaring 20s and Hustler. The woman at the door to Roaring 20s was cute,...
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  10 years ago
  Scandals

  New York, New York
  With Manhattan clubs having so little...

  With Manhattan clubs having so little to offer besides huge price tags and reviews of and accessibility of Brooklyn, Bronx, and Queens clubs making them seem not all that attractive for an afternoon visit,...
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  10 years ago
  Zamba Rio

  New York, New York
  Zamba Rio isn't sure what it...

  Zamba Rio isn't sure what it wants to be, but very late at night it is certainly a strip club. I visited on a recent Friday. According to Zamba Rio's website, they have happy hour...
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  10 years ago
  Brass Pole Cabaret

  Elyria, Ohio
  I've tried out Cleveland clubs before...

  I've tried out Cleveland clubs before and found them not all that exciting and had an opportunity recently to check out The Brass Pole, which is about 30 minutes outside of Cleveland. It's...
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  10 years ago
  Vixens Gentlemen's Club

  Martinsburg, West Virginia
  I learned the hard way that...

  I learned the hard way that most Martinsburg/Inwood clubs don't open until 8pm, even on a Friday night. So although Vixens was not my intended destination, it was where I ended up at 7pm....
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  10 years ago
  Silk Stockings

  Southampton Township, Pennsylvania
  I stopped by this club on...

  I stopped by this club on a Tuesday evening just after dark. It's a bit weird: you park just off of the interstate, so semi trucks are roaring by, and the door...
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  10 years ago
  Royal Palace

  Washington, D.C., District of Columbia
  Thirty years after I first set...

  Thirty years after I first set foot in the Royal Palace -- the first club I ever visited -- I stopped in again on a recent weekday afternoon, just for the hell of it....
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  10 years ago
  Ebony Inn

  Fairmount Heights, Maryland
  I've made two trips recently to...

  I've made two trips recently to EI. Both were excellent. Thunda is amazing. First trip she grabbed a hold of me after I had sampled only two other dancers. She...