Reviews by dclapper

I made my first visit to BML after reading the reviews here. So I was prepared for how dark it was, but not for how mechanical it seemed. After my eyes adjusted I made…

After reading the reviews here I made my first visit to T&A on a Sunday afternoon. It wasn't as good as I had hoped. I sat myself down in a chair against the wall, and…

I've been wanting for a while to try out Tucson's only nude club. I arrived one night just after their 8pm opening but was told there were no dancers in the house at that time,…

After seeing so many taxis go by with Flashdancers ads on top, I decided to visit. In short: it was so good on a Wednesday night that I went back on Thursday too,…

This summarizes a half dozen trips to Venom over the last month. All have been daytime visits, some as early as 11:30am. I've been to three Tucson clubs -- Venom, TDs East, and…

I decided to spend some time on The Block on a recent Tuesday afternoon. I started at Jewell Box (boring), then went to Harem (one dancer almost convinced me to go upstairs), and then to…

Mustangs is still open. Whatever it was that PG County tried to do ten days ago to shut down clubs, it didn't work. I went to my favorite hole in the wall club Monday…

I hit the block on a very cold evening, stopping first at Norma Jeans, and then making my way to the Circus. A minute or so after I sat at the bar, a dancer…

Mustangs is not far from where I live, so when I've only got a limited amount of time and a desire for some booty, it's where I head. And although the place looks awful…

After finding out that Ebony now opens at 5pm, I drove to Harley Riders, hoping to find it open. And it was. I arrived around 2:15pm and paid my $10 "membership fee", was patted…

Bad news. Ebony Inn now opens at 5pm. According to dancers there, a new PG County regulation prevents them from opening earlier than that. I arrived at 1pm yesterday and had to wait…

After having read the many reviews here about Passions, I thought I knew what to expect. Some parts of my visit a few weeks back were what I expected, and some weren't. First, the layout. I've…

What used to be called The Artist's Cafe is now Chez Joey. The old joint was sold to new owners, who renovated it. I was there last week. There were a half-dozen dancers, and when…

I hadn't been to Ebony Inn for six months and decided it was time to go back. I read the recent reviews that say that not as much fun can be had now as in…

Yes, the reviews describe this place well. The carpet is torn. The ceiling looks like hell. The booths and bar haven't been updated since the 1950s. It is topless only. There are no lap dances,…

After reading reviews of the various Tucson clubs, it seemed to me that Venom and Raiders Reef were the ones most likely to score highest on the freaky dance scale, and I visited both.…

I found myself wandering around Broadway in the early afternoon on a Saturday. Only two clubs were open -- Roaring 20s and Hustler. The woman at the door to Roaring 20s was cute, and…

With Manhattan clubs having so little to offer besides huge price tags and reviews of and accessibility of Brooklyn, Bronx, and Queens clubs making them seem not all that attractive for an afternoon visit, I…

Zamba Rio isn't sure what it wants to be, but very late at night it is certainly a strip club. I visited on a recent Friday. According to Zamba Rio's website, they have happy hour from…

I've tried out Cleveland clubs before and found them not all that exciting and had an opportunity recently to check out The Brass Pole, which is about 30 minutes outside of Cleveland. It's worth…

I learned the hard way that most Martinsburg/Inwood clubs don't open until 8pm, even on a Friday night. So although Vixens was not my intended destination, it was where I ended up at 7pm.…

I stopped by this club on a Tuesday evening just after dark. It's a bit weird: you park just off of the interstate, so semi trucks are roaring by, and the door to…

Thirty years after I first set foot in the Royal Palace -- the first club I ever visited -- I stopped in again on a recent weekday afternoon, just for the hell of it.…

I've made two trips recently to EI. Both were excellent. Thunda is amazing. First trip she grabbed a hold of me after I had sampled only two other dancers. She didn't…

After checking out a couple of Bourbon Street clubs I decided to step into Dixie Divas on recent Thursday night. It turned out to be a very good experience, one I wasn't expecting based…