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published 9 yrs ago
Blue Moon Gentlemen's Club
2911 E Van Buren St Phoenix, AZ 85008
Mechanical
I made my first visit to BML after reading the reviews here. So I was prepared for how dark it was, but not for how mechanical it seemed. After my eyes adjusted I made…
published 9 yrs ago
T & A Cabaret
3420 S Central Ave. Phoenix, AZ 85040
Not impressed
After reading the reviews here I made my first visit to T&A on a Sunday afternoon. It wasn't as good as I had hoped. I sat myself down in a chair against the wall, and…
published 9 yrs ago
Eden
3650 E Speedway Blvd Tucson, AZ 85716
Not worth it
I've been wanting for a while to try out Tucson's only nude club. I arrived one night just after their 8pm opening but was told there were no dancers in the house at that time,…
published 9 yrs ago
Flashdancers Midtown
320 W 45th St New York, NY 10036
Expensive, but oh my god
After seeing so many taxis go by with Flashdancers ads on top, I decided to visit. In short: it was so good on a Wednesday night that I went back on Thursday too,…
published 9 yrs ago
Venom
1104 S Craycroft Rd Tucson, AZ 85711
My favorite Tucson club
This summarizes a half dozen trips to Venom over the last month. All have been daytime visits, some as early as 11:30am. I've been to three Tucson clubs -- Venom, TDs East, and…
published 9 yrs ago
Circus Bar
427 E Baltimore St Baltimore, MD 21202
Rock bottom
I decided to spend some time on The Block on a recent Tuesday afternoon. I started at Jewell Box (boring), then went to Harem (one dancer almost convinced me to go upstairs), and then to…
published 9 yrs ago
Mustangs Gentleman's Club
2430 Chillum Rd Hyattsville, MD 20782
Still open
Mustangs is still open. Whatever it was that PG County tried to do ten days ago to shut down clubs, it didn't work. I went to my favorite hole in the wall club Monday…
published 9 yrs ago
Circus Bar
427 E Baltimore St Baltimore, MD 21202
Expensive but fun
I hit the block on a very cold evening, stopping first at Norma Jeans, and then making my way to the Circus. A minute or so after I sat at the bar, a dancer…
published 10 yrs ago
Mustangs Gentleman's Club
2430 Chillum Rd Hyattsville, MD 20782
Good times can be had
Mustangs is not far from where I live, so when I've only got a limited amount of time and a desire for some booty, it's where I head. And although the place looks awful…
published 10 yrs ago
Harley Riders Night Club
6507 Old Branch Ave, Temple Hills, MD 20748, USA*
Harley still open afternoons
After finding out that Ebony now opens at 5pm, I drove to Harley Riders, hoping to find it open. And it was. I arrived around 2:15pm and paid my $10 "membership fee", was patted…
published 10 yrs ago
Ebony Inn
5367 Sheriff Road Fairmount Heights, MD 20743
New hours for Ebony Inn
Bad news. Ebony Inn now opens at 5pm. According to dancers there, a new PG County regulation prevents them from opening earlier than that. I arrived at 1pm yesterday and had to wait…
published 10 yrs ago
Passions Men's Club
3921 Downman Rd New Orleans, LA 70126
First visit to Passions was great
After having read the many reviews here about Passions, I thought I knew what to expect. Some parts of my visit a few weeks back were what I expected, and some weren't. First, the layout. I've…
published 10 yrs ago
Gentleman's Quarters (was Chez Joey)
539 Iberville St, New Orleans, LA 70130, USA*
Chez Joey: cheapest lap dances in Bourbon Street area
What used to be called The Artist's Cafe is now Chez Joey. The old joint was sold to new owners, who renovated it. I was there last week. There were a half-dozen dancers, and when…
published 10 yrs ago
Ebony Inn
5367 Sheriff Road Fairmount Heights, MD 20743
I hadn't been to Ebony Inn...
I hadn't been to Ebony Inn for six months and decided it was time to go back. I read the recent reviews that say that not as much fun can be had now as in…
published 10 yrs ago
Mustangs Gentleman's Club
2430 Chillum Rd Hyattsville, MD 20782
Yes, the reviews describe this place...
Yes, the reviews describe this place well. The carpet is torn. The ceiling looks like hell. The booths and bar haven't been updated since the 1950s. It is topless only. There are no lap dances,…
published 10 yrs ago
Venom
1104 S Craycroft Rd Tucson, AZ 85711
After reading reviews of the various...
After reading reviews of the various Tucson clubs, it seemed to me that Venom and Raiders Reef were the ones most likely to score highest on the freaky dance scale, and I visited both.…
published 10 yrs ago
Roaring 20s
552 Broadway San Francisco, CA 94133
I found myself wandering around Broadway...
I found myself wandering around Broadway in the early afternoon on a Saturday. Only two clubs were open -- Roaring 20s and Hustler. The woman at the door to Roaring 20s was cute, and…
published 11 yrs ago
Scandals
4198 Queensboro Bridge Greenway, Long Island City, NY 11101, USA*
With Manhattan clubs having so little...
With Manhattan clubs having so little to offer besides huge price tags and reviews of and accessibility of Brooklyn, Bronx, and Queens clubs making them seem not all that attractive for an afternoon visit, I…
published 11 yrs ago
Zamba Rio
2748 Atlantic Ave, Brooklyn, NY 11207, USA*
Zamba Rio isn't sure what it...
Zamba Rio isn't sure what it wants to be, but very late at night it is certainly a strip club. I visited on a recent Friday. According to Zamba Rio's website, they have happy hour from…
published 11 yrs ago
Brass Pole Cabaret
639 Oberlin Elyria Rd Elyria, OH 44035
I've tried out Cleveland clubs before...
I've tried out Cleveland clubs before and found them not all that exciting and had an opportunity recently to check out The Brass Pole, which is about 30 minutes outside of Cleveland. It's worth…
published 11 yrs ago
Vixens Gentlemen's Club
9557 Winchester Ave Bunker Hill, WV 25413
I learned the hard way that...
I learned the hard way that most Martinsburg/Inwood clubs don't open until 8pm, even on a Friday night. So although Vixens was not my intended destination, it was where I ended up at 7pm.…
published 11 yrs ago
Silk Stockings
7619 Olde Scotland Rd, Shippensburg, PA 17257, USA*
I stopped by this club on...
I stopped by this club on a Tuesday evening just after dark. It's a bit weird: you park just off of the interstate, so semi trucks are roaring by, and the door to…
published 11 yrs ago
Royal Palace
1805 Connecticut Ave NW Washington, DC 20009
Thirty years after I first set...
Thirty years after I first set foot in the Royal Palace -- the first club I ever visited -- I stopped in again on a recent weekday afternoon, just for the hell of it.…
published 11 yrs ago
Ebony Inn
5367 Sheriff Road Fairmount Heights, MD 20743
I've made two trips recently to...
I've made two trips recently to EI. Both were excellent. Thunda is amazing. First trip she grabbed a hold of me after I had sampled only two other dancers. She didn't…
published 11 yrs ago
Dixie Divas
539 Iberville St, New Orleans, LA 70130, USA*
After checking out a couple of...
After checking out a couple of Bourbon Street clubs I decided to step into Dixie Divas on recent Thursday night. It turned out to be a very good experience, one I wasn't expecting based…
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