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80 reviews by dclapper

Blue Moon Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, AZ

Mechanical

I made my first visit to BML after reading the reviews here. So I was prepared for how dark it was, but not for how mechanical it seemed. After my eyes adjusted I made…

9 yrs ago2

T & A Cabaret

Phoenix, AZ

Not impressed

★★★★★★★★4.7/10

After reading the reviews here I made my first visit to T&A on a Sunday afternoon. It wasn't as good as I had hoped. I sat myself down in a chair against the wall, and…

10 yrs ago2

Eden Nude Cabaret

Tucson, AZ

Not worth it

★★★★★★★★5.3/10

I've been wanting for a while to try out Tucson's only nude club. I arrived one night just after their 8pm opening but was told there were no dancers in the house at that time,…

10 yrs ago2

Flashdancers Midtown

New York, NY

Expensive, but oh my god

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

After seeing so many taxis go by with Flashdancers ads on top, I decided to visit. In short: it was so good on a Wednesday night that I went back on Thursday too,…

10 yrs ago

Venom

Tucson, AZ

My favorite Tucson club

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

This summarizes a half dozen trips to Venom over the last month. All have been daytime visits, some as early as 11:30am. I've been to three Tucson clubs -- Venom, TDs East, and…

10 yrs ago1

Circus Bar

Baltimore, MD

Rock bottom

★★★★★★★2.7/10

I decided to spend some time on The Block on a recent Tuesday afternoon. I started at Jewell Box (boring), then went to Harem (one dancer almost convinced me to go upstairs), and then to…

10 yrs ago1

Mustangs Gentleman's Club

Hyattsville, MD

Still open

★★★★★★★★4.3/10

Mustangs is still open. Whatever it was that PG County tried to do ten days ago to shut down clubs, it didn't work. I went to my favorite hole in the wall club Monday…

10 yrs ago

Circus Bar

Baltimore, MD

Expensive but fun

★★★★★★★2.7/10

I hit the block on a very cold evening, stopping first at Norma Jeans, and then making my way to the Circus. A minute or so after I sat at the bar, a dancer…

10 yrs ago

Mustangs Gentleman's Club

Hyattsville, MD

Good times can be had

★★★★★★★★4.3/10

Mustangs is not far from where I live, so when I've only got a limited amount of time and a desire for some booty, it's where I head. And although the place looks awful…

10 yrs ago

Harley Riders Night Club

Clinton, MD

Harley still open afternoons

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

After finding out that Ebony now opens at 5pm, I drove to Harley Riders, hoping to find it open. And it was. I arrived around 2:15pm and paid my $10 "membership fee", was patted…

10 yrs ago

Ebony Inn

Fairmount Heights, MD

New hours for Ebony Inn

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

Bad news. Ebony Inn now opens at 5pm. According to dancers there, a new PG County regulation prevents them from opening earlier than that. I arrived at 1pm yesterday and had to wait…

10 yrs ago1

Passions Men's Club

New Orleans, LA

First visit to Passions was great

★★★★★★★4.0/10

After having read the many reviews here about Passions, I thought I knew what to expect. Some parts of my visit a few weeks back were what I expected, and some weren't. First, the layout. I've…

11 yrs ago

Gentleman's Quarters (was Chez Joey)

New Orleans, LA

Chez Joey: cheapest lap dances in Bourbon Street area

★★★★★★★4.0/10

What used to be called The Artist's Cafe is now Chez Joey. The old joint was sold to new owners, who renovated it. I was there last week. There were a half-dozen dancers, and when…

11 yrs ago

Ebony Inn

Fairmount Heights, MD

I hadn't been to Ebony Inn...

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

I hadn't been to Ebony Inn for six months and decided it was time to go back. I read the recent reviews that say that not as much fun can be had now as in…

11 yrs ago

Mustangs Gentleman's Club

Hyattsville, MD

Yes, the reviews describe this place...

★★★★★★★★4.7/10

Yes, the reviews describe this place well. The carpet is torn. The ceiling looks like hell. The booths and bar haven't been updated since the 1950s. It is topless only. There are no lap dances,…

11 yrs ago

Venom

Tucson, AZ

After reading reviews of the various...

★★★★★★★★★★8.3/10

After reading reviews of the various Tucson clubs, it seemed to me that Venom and Raiders Reef were the ones most likely to score highest on the freaky dance scale, and I visited both.…

11 yrs ago

Roaring 20s

San Francisco, CA

I found myself wandering around Broadway...

★★★★★★★★4.3/10

I found myself wandering around Broadway in the early afternoon on a Saturday. Only two clubs were open -- Roaring 20s and Hustler. The woman at the door to Roaring 20s was cute, and…

11 yrs ago

Scandals

New York, NY

With Manhattan clubs having so little...

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

With Manhattan clubs having so little to offer besides huge price tags and reviews of and accessibility of Brooklyn, Bronx, and Queens clubs making them seem not all that attractive for an afternoon visit, I…

11 yrs ago

Zamba Rio

New York, NY

Zamba Rio isn't sure what it...

★★★★★★★★4.7/10

Zamba Rio isn't sure what it wants to be, but very late at night it is certainly a strip club. I visited on a recent Friday. According to Zamba Rio's website, they have happy hour from…

11 yrs ago

Brass Pole Cabaret

Elyria, OH

I've tried out Cleveland clubs before...

★★★★★★★4.0/10

I've tried out Cleveland clubs before and found them not all that exciting and had an opportunity recently to check out The Brass Pole, which is about 30 minutes outside of Cleveland. It's worth…

11 yrs ago

Vixens Gentlemen's Club

Martinsburg, WV

I learned the hard way that...

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

I learned the hard way that most Martinsburg/Inwood clubs don't open until 8pm, even on a Friday night. So although Vixens was not my intended destination, it was where I ended up at 7pm.…

11 yrs ago

Silk Stockings

Southampton Township, PA

I stopped by this club on...

★★★★★★★2.3/10

I stopped by this club on a Tuesday evening just after dark. It's a bit weird: you park just off of the interstate, so semi trucks are roaring by, and the door to…

11 yrs ago

Royal Palace

Washington, D.C., DC

Thirty years after I first set...

★★★★★★★★5.0/10

Thirty years after I first set foot in the Royal Palace -- the first club I ever visited -- I stopped in again on a recent weekday afternoon, just for the hell of it.…

11 yrs ago

Ebony Inn

Fairmount Heights, MD

I've made two trips recently to...

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

I've made two trips recently to EI. Both were excellent. Thunda is amazing. First trip she grabbed a hold of me after I had sampled only two other dancers. She didn't…

12 yrs ago

Dixie Divas

New Orleans, LA

After checking out a couple of...

★★★★★★★3.0/10

After checking out a couple of Bourbon Street clubs I decided to step into Dixie Divas on recent Thursday night. It turned out to be a very good experience, one I wasn't expecting based…

12 yrs ago