Reviews

My first trip to London for quite a while. I tried to start at the nearby White Horse but sadly that has closed. I walked here fearing that the council had changed…

9 yrs ago

Dimples

Manila

Not really a strip club. There...

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

Not really a strip club. There is a stage and some girls dance on it but usually they are wearing bikinis and are just slowly shuffling. Occasionally, you see more but rarely. Don't come for…

The Griffin

Holborn

Yet another old favourite. Since...

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

Yet another old favourite. Since I was last here, it has been refurbished similarly to Browns. It's a lot smarter and less seedy. It's probably more couple and female customer friendly than…

The White Horse Pub/Blush

Spitalfields

Another visit to an old favourite....

Another visit to an old favourite. Unlike the nearby Browns, this is slightly better than it used to be rather than slightly worse. It is now hard to choose between the two; the…

Browns

Spitalfields

Another visit to an old favourite....

Another visit to an old favourite. It is still one of the best and most reliable of the London strip pubs. It is a lot smarter since its recent refurbishment but I think…

Zanzibar Tavern

Toronto, ON

A late review. I made...

A late review. I made a second trip here a few days after my previous review. This time, I succumbed to the temptation of a private dance. It was advertised as $20…

Sunset Strip

London

Sadly, this old favourite continues to...

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

Sadly, this old favourite continues to go down hill. Tipping has always been an issue. Only notes appear to be acceptable and since the smallest is Â£5, tipping every show would cost a…

Browns

Spitalfields

My first visit since it reopened....

My first visit since it reopened. If you see my review of the sister club The Horns, you will see that I was worried that this club would be spoilt by the refurbishment and…

The Horns

Spitalfields

A new club for me and...

A new club for me and I think for everyone. I came here because my usual preference, Browns, was closed for redecoration. A sign on the door recommended this place. It is…

The White Horse Pub/Blush

Spitalfields

Another trip to Shoreditch. When I...

Another trip to Shoreditch. When I have a few hours, I typically come here first due to several good points: a better choice of beer (for my tastes anyway), better beer prices, the shorter gaps…

Browns

Spitalfields

I attempted to visit on September...

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

I attempted to visit on September 2 but found that it is closed for refurbishment. The sign on the door says until early October. The sign suggested trying an associated club nearby called…

Brass Rail Tavern

Toronto, ON

Having tried Zanzibar, I thought that...

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

Having tried Zanzibar, I thought that I would try one of the other clubs here in Toronto. This one seemed to get the next best reviews. It seems fairly similar. It is…

Zanzibar Tavern

Toronto, ON

I am in Toronto for a...

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

I am in Toronto for a few days. I was here before and was not very impressed by the clubs but I had a little time to spare this evening and happened to pass…

Casa Rosso

Amsterdam, NL

We went here the day after...

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

We went here the day after Moulin Rouge. It's in the same street but the other side. In fact there are three clubs of this name. As far as I can tell, there…

Sunset Strip

London

Another visit to an old favourite...

Another visit to an old favourite location. It is a favourite because of its convenient location, good value, and the lack of need to drink. However, usually the girls are a bit disappointing…

The Griffin

Holborn

Another visit to an old favourite....

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

Another visit to an old favourite. This club and Browns vie for my favourite London location. They used to be run by the same management though I think that they have split now.…

Moulin Rouge

Amsterdam, NL

Not like typical US or UK...

★★★★★★★★4.3/10

Not like typical US or UK strip clubs but a stage show. The stage is small, there a few seats up close to the stage and quite a lot more further back. We…

The Griffin

Holborn

If you look further down, you...

If you look further down, you will see that I reviewed this place a couple of years ago. As I said then, it is an old favourite but it makes a big difference when…

The Flying Scotsman

Holborn

I was down in London for...

★★★★★★★2.3/10

I was down in London for the weekend but I didn't stay in my usual area so my favourites, Browns and The White Horse, were not as convenient as usual and I looked for something…

4 Play Lounge

Budapest, HU

I was in Budapest for a...

★★★★★★★★5.7/10

I was in Budapest for a few days a couple of weeks ago. Prior to the visit, I did some research here and elsewhere. Many of the places sounded a bit scary but…

Oasis Goodtime Emporium

Atlanta, GA

Was in Atlanta for a few...

Was in Atlanta for a few days including a weekend. Didn't have the energy to research a new place so came here since I knew that it was quite good. It was quiet;…

Browns

Spitalfields

One of my old favourites and...

One of my old favourites and is usually very reliable so with just a short time available I went here rather than try somewhere new. I arrived at 5pm and had a couple of…

Oasis Goodtime Emporium

Atlanta, GA

A bit of a late review,...

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

A bit of a late review, I was here back in March but although Americans quite often review British clubs, I don't see many Brits reviewing US clubs so this may be of some interest.…

Legs Eleven

Birmingham

I am surprised that there are...

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

I am surprised that there are no reviews since I thought that this was the best known of the Birmingham clubs. It is not hidden in a back street but is in a busy…