Comments by himalayabound

I think it was a typo intended to be WOC.

Candace and Alexis are big buddies.

Very true, Nelly. I did end up meeting Sammy, who is new to Desire from Malaga, Spain. We did a half hour VIP and it more than made up for my 2 hours of Mya moping. Let's just say she was extremadamente divertido.

Thanks GetDown and Nelly. I appreciate the moral support. Just to be clear for the record, I was sitting at the back of the bar right next to the DJ booth and she was standing against the DJ booth when I waved hello/tried to motion her over, so I could have reached out and touched her. I wasn't signaling to her from across the room, which I would frankly consider to be a little rude. In any event she did look really spaced out (which she generally does), so for all I know she was hallucinating that my bald head was a boulder rolling uncontrollably toward her like Raiders of the Lost Ark, and she had to get out of the way. I'll give her the benefit of the doubt instead of $10 bills at the stage from now on....

So, as a follow-up to my Maya comments, looks go only so far. I was ar the club on Sunday and she was there. I tipped her generously on stage, and then motioned her over twice while she was standing against the DJ wallz and she looked directly at me and walked away. So she can go fuck herself and the horse she rode in on. I may not be Brad Pitt, but I'm hardly a drooling 90-year old fat slob, and I'm a fairly liberal spender here, so no idea what her problem was.

Fair comment, Nelly, and and OWG often points out, Desire's strong suit is its depth and range of women who appeal to a broad range of tastes. I found the biggest issue with Mya to be way too much competition, so we fans appreciate your helping to ease the burden! 😁

Mya is absolutely fucking stunning and seductive as hell. She looks like a very young Gwyneth Paltrow. I was completely smitten by her after our one and only VIP and then I never saw her again without being joined at the hip by one particular regular, so I gave up. I think she started dating some DJ about 30 years her senior, and they produced a couple of podcasts about their large age-gap relationship, and she left the club. I suspect the relationship didn't last (they only did 2 podcasts and that was it) and that's likely why she's back after the club.

That I wouldn't know, but I suspect so!

Nicolette is definitely Greek.

Sounds like the VIP from hell. Thanks for the "heads down" (the little head, that is). I also second the motion that the money up front thing is a red flag. Nothing spices up the mood more than starting the session with "Let's just establish up front that you don't seem trustworthy--or frankly even law abiding--or frankly even smart enough to avoid getting your ass kicked by the bouncers....."

Hey @Soul, I'm a little color blind/confused when it comes to distinguishing dirty blonds from light brunettes sometimes, and your description of Kayleigh also sounds like whom I think goes by that name (she is short, has a cutesie voice and I guess could be considered brunette). She also has 3 kids and great MILFy T&A. What confused me was your description of Kayla as "the GND blond" combined with PAGS's description of Kayla (presumably, the "other one") as a "newish girl from South America." While I don’t like to overgeneralize, Latin American dancers are less often blond and/or GND since they tend to be more dark and exotic-looking.

@Soul you are (as do many) confusing Kayla with Kayleigh. Kayleigh is the GND blond MILF with the nice natural ass and tits and great personality. I have never seen Kayla and it sounds as though I have no need to. As for @PAGS's review, I respect his opinion for what it is--an expression of his personal preferences, which simply differ considerably from mine. Given that I can look at the most beautiful naked women in the world for free on the internet but can't touch them, what I'm most interested in at Desire is the VIP experience, and for that I thank my lucky stars that I live within day trip driving distance from Providence. Finally, as for tattoos, while I'm from the generation in which most of the ones I saw as a kid were on the biceps of armed forces folks (marine insignia, anchors, etc.), and the only women sporting them were wild renegades, I have to admit that they have grown on me over time. I'm still not a fan of massive coverage of entire bodies or major portions thereof (such as elaborate wings blanketing a woman's entire back), I do find a nice little symbol of something meaningful to the woman on a sexy part of her body to be a turn on. It also signals to me (probably with no real basis at this point in our culture) a little bit of wildness that appeals to me (particularly as it's something I would never do to myself).

I think I've heard about her new VIP menu. I think it's an extra $50 for HJ (to touch a breast with one hand, nipple excluded), an extra $100 for BJ (get your mouth close enough to a nipple to blow on it), and $150 for FS (touch any part of both breasts, nipples being fair game) simultaneously. I haven't tried it myself since I don't have that kind of money to blow (I'll wait to she if she lowers her prices at age 50), but I'll bet you can't go wrong with any of those options. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a date with Mary Katherine Gallagher from the old Saturday Night Live skit....

All a matter of taste, of course, but I personally find Priya to be much more attractive than aledeandra (who also seems to suffer from a severe case of self-inflicted RBF, which is a turnoff for me). I've never done a dance with Priya because of warnings on this site as to how expensive she is, but I do find her to be one of the best-looking dancers at Desire.

Coco is one of the hottest girls in the building and could easily be one of the most popular but has such a severe case of GPS that she seems to be waiting for the Prince of Brunei to be her only regular. To her credit, and I mean this sincerely, at least she's not an ROB since she does warn you in advance that your wallet will self-destruct in the event of a VIP if you expect anything more than a lingerie modeling show. She's like her own Iron Dome. I can also conclude at this point that Remy, despite her excellent acting job as to how interested she was in me when we met and did a couple of VIPs, clearly took me for a chump. Then again, in fairness to her, I think it may have been bad timing as I caught her very early in her tenure at Desire before she apparently got the memo regarding "best practices for maximizing career success at CD." LOL

Exactly my points @soul! These reviews are fun to read and provide some useful information, but they certainly can't be taken as a "user's manual" for any particular dancer. I do tend to stay away from dancers that have gotten really bad reviews as to how limited they are or how they conduct themselves, but I definitely don't rely on the positive reviews as any guarantee of a "sure thing."

I agree that Novaline is very cute in the "girl next door" style, but you'd probably have a more exciting time with a department store mannequin. I tried speaking to her once years ago when she was just standing near the DJ booth looking bored (her usual demeanor), and it was incredibly awkward and unpleasant. Fortunately I never wasted a dime on her, and having heard all the reviews, I'm sure glad I didn't. She clearly finds this industry repugnant, can't possibly be making a material amount of money from this business, and it remains a complete mystery to me why she had been one of the longest-tenured dancers at Desire. She is definitely the last dancer I would pick to try for a high-priced Hail Mary play to prove the naysayers wrong. As for Remy, while perhaps not as extreme as Novaline, after doing 2 of the most PG-rated VIPs of my Desire career with her, I no longer give her the time of day no matter how good looking I think she is. I understand that others have had a bit better time but not that much. As a general comment, I cannot emphasize enough how true it is that YMMV. I would even go so far as to say your mileage WILL vary. I often read reviews about dancers who purportedly have very "strict limits" and/or make exorbitant demands as to compensation and think,."Gee, I guess she liked me because that sure wasn't my experience" By the same token, I'll have disappointing experiences with dancers that others claim do "a super-fun VIP" or ""are so worth a VIP" or words to that effect. At the end of the day, both PLs and dancers are real people and are going to make judgment calls about what they are willing to pay and do that are based upon factors other than just money and looks. How they "vibe" together (call it "chemistry" if you don't like "vibe") makes a difference, and to me that difference is a big part of the fun and excitement of the club. It's frankly what distinguishes strip clubs from escort services. If you want certainty of outcome for a fixed amount, the latter is the better option. If, instead, you enjoy the Forrest Gump analogy that strip clubs are like a box of chocolates (for those not familiar with the line, "you never know what you're gonna get"), then YMMV is actually the very essence of the experience.

Agreed that threesomes are awesome, but the pricing at the Club just doesn't make sense. You basically pay double what you would pay for the same amount of time with one dancer. So a half hour would cost you $160 for the room and $400 for the 2 girls BEFORE tips if warranted. The few times I've had the pleasure, it's been OTC, which is far more cost-effective unless the girls are trying to capture all of the cost savings for themselves (and I don't hang with the really greedy ones).

LOL, Hungry. I've listened to the Howard Stern Show enough over the years that I should have known better than to use that word! Trust me, no dildos were harmed in the production of my comment.

Just to be clear but the way, the prices that I stayed above are the amounts that go to the dancer and do NOT include the room/house charges.

Excellent discussion gentlemen! When I go to Desire, I almost always do a 1 hr VIP with someone unless there is really no one there with whom I've already had a nice time or whom I'm interested in getting to know. That means I never spend less than $400, but I can count on one hand the number of times I've paid more than $600. I'm not always in the mood for being "worked on" (I guess that comes with age), and I often get more pleasure out of, shall we say, making the dancer happy (I'm not into astrology, but they're always quick to peg me (correctly) as a Cancer for that quality). To each his own, of course. There are times when I've been launched to the moon for $400 and other times when I've felt a tad disappointed for the higher amounts, but generally speaking, I give them what I decide to give them, which I usually have the freedom to do because I make it a point not to discuss it in advance. Feeling like I'm ordering takeout from a Chinese menu just never did it for me. As I've mentioned in other comments, if a particular new acquaintance gives me a hard time, I'll pay more than I had planned to keep the peace, and she stupidly earns my One and Done Award. Her loss. It works for me. I have very rarely been "burned," and I'm fortunate to be in a financial position where I can "self-insure" against the rare bad experience. I've enjoyed my mongering career immensely and have managed to stay a course comfortably between feeling taken advantage of and depriving mostly very decent and interesting human beings of their fair end of the bargain. Like everything else in life, win-win is usually the optimal strategy if you've got two reasonable participants in the transactional/relationship.

Thanks Muddy. I'm in Orlando for business today, but it looks like it's not worth hitting the clubs here. I'll hold off till I'm back within range of Desire!

If we're going to get technical here, the club's address is actually One Franklin Square--not Franklin Street, Road, Blvd., etc. It makes a big difference in GPS terms since there are multiple "paved thoroughfares" named after our beloved colonial statesman. So, I see how the OP and Uber driver got confused in good faith about the address. The rest of the review was pure BS.

Happy 70th OWG! Here's to your next 30 years of marvelous mongering!🎂🎉

I wouldn't turn down a menage a trois with Cassidy and Hope Hicks.