Reviews

I walked here from my hotel, around 9:00. Walked in, no cover -- just showed ID. And then I looked up and I saw why. There was nearly no one here.…

I was there Wednesday from around 5:00 - 7:00 p.m. First, it is in the middle of nowhere. Took a while to get to, from Milwaukee. There was no cover. A…

This was not a good trip. Wednesday, around 7. Only saw 5 dancers, but were told there were more. Doorman was a big guy in a suit; he appeared to have a…

This was my first visit to Spearmint Rhino in five years. Perhaps it is nostalgia talking, but the girls were nowhere near as approachable/friendly as before. Nor were extras as readily offered, but…

I stopped by on Thursday afternoon around 2:00 p.m. to see the local talent for 45 minutes.  The girls were 5's - 7's, and older than I would prefer (I like young 20s).  Probably a…

Went there to kill some time during a business trip. This place is right next to a mall and various big box stores. Very weird location, but convenient. Was dismayed that everything…

Came here before a flight out of San Antonio, to kill a couple hours. First, what's with the fun-house mirror? Behind the main stage there are two fun-house mirrors -- so, while you…

Girls here are the best in Milwaukee (perhaps damning with faint praise). Usually at least a couple of 8s, with girls of all colors. Some girls a little too thick for my taste.…