Reviews by SvenHanson

The club is located in a safe area, with plenty of parking. As you approach the door, you can actually smell perfume but I didn't notice it once inside. (And wife did not…

I was in town for work so after client drinks I needed some entertainment. Drove there in my rental car. Walked in around 10:30. Plenty of parking in the lot. There was no…

Haven't been here in a year and a half, so after drinks a friend and I decided to go -- we arrived around 9:30. Probably around a dozen dancers. Lots of different body types/colors.…

Showed up on a Wednesday shortly after they opened. Looked around. I was the only customer. I do NOT like that. One dancer was talking to the bartender and didn't bother…

Stopped in before 8:00 on a Thursday, to take advantage of the 2-4-1 beer happy hour. This is a good deal. Two beers is all I need. Didn't pay a cover as…

Stopped in for a quickie visit on the way back to Milwaukee from Madison. Seemed to take forever to get there off the freeway. I thought it was closer but that is my fault. Paid…

On my way back from Chicago, I stopped at On the Border on Thursday around 9:00. Around 15 girls there, and about that many guys. Sat at the bar and had a beer.…

Went here around 9:00 on a Tuesday night with three friends. My friends negotiated a discounted admission rate, which was good. (Though I don't remember what it was.) There were four dancers. Mix of…

Walked in (no cover, so that was good) and sat at the bar. There were three girls, all of whom were talking to (presumed) regulars. That's totally fine, and I understand that.…

Showed up around 5:00. Was very pleasantly surprised by the number of dancers -- appeared to be around 20. Good crowd, too. Beer was very cheap. Was not approached once (!)…

I went around 11:00 p.m. on a Monday. I parked in the lot and walked towards the border. But I took a wrong turn and when I went in a little dumpy store…

Came here via their shuttle and got in for free. I went here and to Rhino on this Vegas trip. After finding heaven at the Rhino a few years ago, I was surprised that I…

I walked here from my hotel, around 9:00. Walked in, no cover -- just showed ID. And then I looked up and I saw why. There was nearly no one here.…

I was there Wednesday from around 5:00 - 7:00 p.m. First, it is in the middle of nowhere. Took a while to get to, from Milwaukee. There was no cover. A…

This was not a good trip. Wednesday, around 7. Only saw 5 dancers, but were told there were more. Doorman was a big guy in a suit; he appeared to have a…

This was my first visit to Spearmint Rhino in five years. Perhaps it is nostalgia talking, but the girls were nowhere near as approachable/friendly as before. Nor were extras as readily offered, but…

I stopped by on Thursday afternoon around 2:00 p.m. to see the local talent for 45 minutes.  The girls were 5's - 7's, and older than I would prefer (I like young 20s).  Probably a…

Went there to kill some time during a business trip. This place is right next to a mall and various big box stores. Very weird location, but convenient. Was dismayed that everything…

Came here before a flight out of San Antonio, to kill a couple hours. First, what's with the fun-house mirror? Behind the main stage there are two fun-house mirrors -- so, while you…

Girls here are the best in Milwaukee (perhaps damning with faint praise). Usually at least a couple of 8s, with girls of all colors. Some girls a little too thick for my taste.…