I went around 11:00 p.m. on...

I went around 11:00 p.m. on a Monday. I parked in the lot and walked towards the border. But I took a wrong turn and when I went in a little dumpy store to ask for directions I (sheepishly) bought a 3-pack of condoms. Then I made my way across the border. Was very nervous; have never been. Hopped a cab and was at the club very shortly.<br>

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Wow. Heaven. I don't normally go for this kind of girl, but wow. Beautiful girls everywhere. The soap show happened, but I didn't stick anything anywhere. Girls come up and grind against you. Cheap beer. I especially liked the view from the second story balcony, seeing the swarm of girls. The third floor was closed off.<br>

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I wasn't sure I wanted to hit the hotel, but eventually I could not resist one of the girls who was dancing on one of the bars. Looked 18 years old, gorgeous face, skinny, nice breasts. I gestured for her to come down. She did. She spoke no English, and I speak no Spanish. It was heaven. We went to one of the private dance rooms at the club, on the second story. I had a coupon for some sort of discount; how lame. But I saved a few bucks. I motioned for a BJ and we "negotiated" a price. I offered up one of the condoms and much fun was had in the room. $1 tip to the guy standing outside the door. Well worth it.<br>