Reviews

I stopped in for the Summer Luau party Saturday. I'm not usually big on these kind of theme parties, but my current favorite was working a rare weekend shift, and I came in to…

Millstream Inn

Baltimore, MD

It was the Orioles home opener,...

It was the Orioles home opener, so dancers and bartenders were dressed in cute baseball themed costumes. Saw a group of costumed dancers come in together later in the afternoon. Seems they had…

15 yrs ago1

PaperMoon Springfield

Springfield, VA

Just when I thought things couldn't...

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

Just when I thought things couldn't get worse at this club - Double Secret Probation! This is the only club in the Northern Virginia/DC area where you can get lap dances so it has always…

Millstream Inn

Baltimore, MD

Between work and bad weather, hadn't...

Between work and bad weather, hadn't had a chance to visit on dayshift for a couple months. About 8 dancers working on Tues afternoon around 3 pm when I arrived. Couple of newbies…

Gentlemen's Gold Club

Baltimore, MD

Visited the Gentleman's Gold Club on...

Visited the Gentleman's Gold Club on Friday evening. Cover was $10, no cell phones allowed. Although I had to walk through a metal detector and get wanded, there was no thug factor once…

15 yrs ago1

Showcase Theater

Beltsville, MD

If your local Elks lodge or...

If your local Elks lodge or VFW was converted to a strip club, it would look like the Showcase. This is a BYOB place of sorts, you can't bring your liquor in, but you…

1320 II

Springfield, VA

This is your classic old school...

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

This is your classic old school titty bar, stage dances only, circa the 1970's. Also looks like that was last time the decor was updated, lol. Since this is Virginia, the…

Excape Nightclub

Baltimore, MD

Was in the area and decided...

Was in the area and decided to stop in. Iâ€™ve been to the club a few times before, but not recently. I've always been surprised by the talent level for such a seemingly out…

Millstream Inn

Baltimore, MD

Made two visits recently to the...

Made two visits recently to the â€˜stream to try out their new promotions. Last Wednesday night was my first chance to try out "Way Back Wednesday, â€œ a Retro Night where they play all…

Stars World Class Men's Club

Orlando, FL

$12 cover charge, but drinks were...

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

$12 cover charge, but drinks were cheap, ~$4 for beer, ~$6 for mixed drinks. Medium size club with a large stage that takes up about half the place. The tip rail was popular, with…

Millstream Inn

Baltimore, MD

Got a text that the wife...

Got a text that the wife was â€œgoing out with the girlsâ€ and I should take care of my own dinner â€“ which meant an unplanned strip club visit was in order. Headed over to…

Sharky's Cabaret

Fayetteville, NC

Sharkeyâ€™s was my second stop of...

Sharkeyâ€™s was my second stop of the night. $8 â€œmembershipâ€ fee. Odd layout to the club. You enter into the first, smallest area. Bar, DJ booth, pool table, ATM, small…

Mickey's

Fayetteville, NC

Back in Fayetteville for business after...

Back in Fayetteville for business after a long absence and decided to visit a couple clubs, starting with Mickeyâ€™s. Lady at the front desk asked if I wanted a membership. I told her…

Millstream Inn

Baltimore, MD

Made a Saturday afternoon visit and...

★★★★★★★★★★8.7/10

Made a Saturday afternoon visit and was surprised to see the parking lot full of Harleys and guys in colors smoking outside. Who knew the Millstream had its own motorcycle gang? Actually the club…

Stadium Club

Washington, D.C., DC

Iâ€™m grading this place on the...

Iâ€™m grading this place on the curve since this is DC (no laps allowed). In terms of ambiance and prices, this feels like going to an upscale DC bar or nightclub. Iâ€™ve seen…

Stadium Club

Washington, D.C., DC

DCâ€™s newest club, Stadium is a...

DCâ€™s newest club, Stadium is a glitzy, upscale, expensive club with great eye candy and nude stage dancing â€“ sorry, no laps in the District. The clubâ€™s official grand opening is Friday, but I visited…

Choo Choo's

Waldorf, MD

I had a good time here...

I had a good time here Saturday afternoon. The club has seen better days and the dancers had a little mileage on them, but they were friendly and eager to please. Dancers do…

Millstream Inn

Baltimore, MD

Iâ€™ve had several enjoyable afternoon visits...

★★★★★★★★★★8.3/10

Iâ€™ve had several enjoyable afternoon visits to the Millstream, the latest on their 2-4-1 Tuesday. A single dancer performs on stage during the early part of the day. After their stage set, the dancers do…

Millstream Inn

Baltimore, MD

I stopped in on a rainy...

★★★★★★★★★★8.3/10

I stopped in on a rainy Saturday, which I discovered is now a 2-4-1 day. I was impressed with the attractiveness of the dancers. The club was having a "Wild West" theme party…

PaperMoon Springfield

Springfield, VA

The best bang for the buck...

The best bang for the buck here is tipping the dancers when they are on the small satellite stage. Go stand right next to them with a couple bucks and the dancer will show…

Millstream Inn

Baltimore, MD

Lot to like here. I...

Lot to like here. I finished my business meeting in Baltimore early, so stopped by on my way south. No cover, full bar with reasonable drink prices (a gin and tonic was $6.50),…

PaperMoon Springfield

Springfield, VA

What keeps me coming back here?...

What keeps me coming back here? The girls, of course â€“ theyâ€™re sexy, fun to talk to, very appreciative of your stage tips, and give hot two way dances in the back. Day…

Millennium Cabaret

Bedford, NH

Dancers were attractive, local girl next...

Dancers were attractive, local girl next door types mainly, only saw a few tats. Markâ€™s is a small titty lover's dream. All the dancers appeared to be natural, none larger than a C-cup, most…