If your local Elks lodge or...

If your local Elks lodge or VFW was converted to a strip club, it would look like the Showcase. This is a BYOB place of sorts, you can't bring your liquor in, but you can get plastic cups and ice from the bar, then go outside to your vehicle and fill them with your beverage of choice.

Sketchy area off the beaten path (bring your GPS), and a run down exterior. $20 cover, and this time I was glad there was a large bouncer wanding patrons down as they entered. Showcase was my second stop of the evening, after GGC, so the contrast was a little jaring. But you don't come here for the ambience.

What you do come her for are lap dances. I was pleasantly surprised by the quality of the girls. At one point the "MC" (who could get annoying at times) had all 25 dancers on stage to show off their booties. They seemed uniformly young, fit and hot, 6-8's, with at least one 9 full figured blond stunner who was busy the whole time I was there.