DC’s newest club, Stadium is a...

DC’s newest club, Stadium is a glitzy, upscale, expensive club with great eye candy and nude stage dancing – sorry, no laps in the District. The club’s official grand opening is Friday, but I visited on Thursday evening’s “VIP sneak preview” (yes, I’m special, lol). Club is in the NE, off New York Ave., in an industrial area. The neighborhood was a little dicey, so I decided to use the club’s valet parking - $20, ouch! I wasn’t charged a cover, though. Friendly floor guy greeted me and gave me a tour. Club is large by DC standards. Main area fronts the extended bar, which includes the 3 stages. Separate area for bachelor parties and a “VIP” area. In back of and above the bar was a row of private dance rooms. Oh, and they have a “5-star” restaurant too, supposed to be a Morton’s with strippers (actually a dancer told me the chef came from Ruth Chris). Full bar, sexy female bartenders and a heavy pour, but expensive. Bought a drink for myself and a dancer and it came to $25. A small army of security guys, dressed up like security service, to include those earplugs receivers, were keeping a tight rein on things. OK, now on to what you’ve been waiting for, the dancers:

Q: How was the eye candy?

A: Great. No girl below a 7, lots of 8’s and 9’s. Think I even got a glimpse of an illusive 10.

Q: Stage Dancing?