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Stopped in on a Thursday night in August around 10:15. The huge yellow building and gigantic video sign make it impossible to miss on the main drag in North Myrtle Beach. They were directing cars…

1 mo ago

Vanity Gentlemen's Club

Columbus, OH

Free Admission. Cheapish Drinks. Don't Bother.

Had to be in Columbus Ohio for a few days, at the beginning of the week. Searched TUSCL for the "best" clubs in town, only to find out that this town is not the best…

4 mos ago

Crystal City Restaurant - Gentleman's Club

Arlington, VA

Changes at CCR

Stopped into the CCR on a Thursday about 1pm with a buddy, had some time to kill. I hadn't been there in about 12 years, before I moved out of the DC area. We parked…

6 mos ago

Club Risque

Bristol, PA

A Short Review for a Short Visit

This will be a short review, because my visit was short, but hopefully it has some worthwhile information for other visitors. I stopped in around 1:30 PM on a Sunday afternoon. Apparently, they open at…

1 yr ago

Thee Dollhouse Myrtle Beach

North Myrtle Beach, SC

Slow Friday Evening but found a nice girl

Stopped into The Dollhouse for a short visit Friday evening, only could stay about 90 mins. I arrived just before 8pm. I usually self-park around back, there are signs indicating unauthorized vehicles may…

1 yr ago

Mynx Cabaret Hartford

Hartford, CT

Have yourself a Merry Little Lap Dance

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

Stopped in on a Sunday in mid December, around 5:30 pm. Club is right off the highway, next to a Toyota dealer and an adult bookstore. As has been reported, parking lot was well lighted,…

1 yr ago1

Purple Orchid

Philadelphia, PA

Nice afternoon visit to the Purple Orchid

I stopped by the PO on a weekday afternoon. Plenty of parking, as always. The layout is the same as it's been for years. Doorman is directly to the left when you enter. No cover…

1 yr ago3

Desire

Providence, RI

Fun daytime visit to legendary Desire

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

Got a chance to visit Desire after reading about it on here for years. I guess I was expecting an older rundown club, but it was nice and pretty up to date. It's kinda under…

2 yrs ago5

Divas Men's Club

Austin, TX

Are you from OW-STEN, Papi?

Stopped into Diva's on a Monday night, passing through Austin, it was relatively close to my hotel and reviews have been decent. It is in an industrial area, a couple miles off I-35.…

2 yrs ago

Diamond Cabaret

Denver, CO

Nice club, hot women, really expensive!

Stopped in on a Thursday night, about a month ago, mid December. First time checking this place out. I think it was $20 cover, with an ID scan. The main area enough, with multiple…

2 yrs ago

Booby Trap

Pompano Beach, FL

Monday Funday! Worth the trip!

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

Monday afternoon, probably around 2pm. Valet parking is available, but if you drive around through the fence opening on the left there is self parking, but you'll still have to pay 2 bucks to the…

2 yrs ago4

Baby Dolls

Dallas, TX

Back after a hiatus, still a good time and decent value

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

I hadn't been to Baby Dolls in several years so I was really curious to check it out again. I was in town on business, planned my arrival to Dallas so I would have…

2 yrs ago

Thee Dollhouse Myrtle Beach

North Myrtle Beach, SC

OH YEAH-BOMP-BOMP-CHICKA-CHICKAH!

There's a blonde that I met at TDH 2 summers ago that I keep on hoping to find again on subsequent visits, but I guess that's like trying to find a needle in a hoe-stack.…

3 yrs ago

Thee Dollhouse Myrtle Beach

North Myrtle Beach, SC

Nice club, pretty girls, expensive VIP, skip Happy Hour

★★★★★★★★5.7/10

Stopped into The Dollhouse on Friday to take advantage of their 4-8 pm happy hour prices. Free admission, half price domestic beer ($3.75) & wine, half price well drinks and VIP rooms were supposed to…

3 yrs ago3

Thee Dollhouse Myrtle Beach

North Myrtle Beach, SC

“Tiffany to Stage One. Tatiana to Stage One.”

Twice last night, I had just started a lapdance and my girl gets called to the stage. Lapdanceus Interruptus. But they both came back and started fresh when they were done. Friday night, arrived about 9:15.…

4 yrs ago

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, NJ

THIS IS A TRUE STORY. The events depicted in this review...

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

“THIS IS A TRUE STORY. The events depicted in this review took place in New Jersey in 2022. At the request of the survivors, the names have been changed. Out of respect for the dead,…

4 yrs ago2

Thee Dollhouse Myrtle Beach

North Myrtle Beach, SC

International House of Strippers

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

I had a limited amount of time (60-90 minutes) to stop into Theeee Dollhouse on my drive through Myrtle Beach, so I was hoping to maximize my bang for my buck. First off, club is located…

4 yrs ago3

Adult World

Harrisburg, PA

Don't waste your time

★★★★★★★★4.7/10

OK, I am resubmitting the same review again. For those review "reviewers" who said there was not enough club details, I CAPITALIZED ALL THE CLUB DETAILS FROM MY ORIGINAL REVIEW. Seems like enough…

5 yrs ago1

Thee Dollhouse Myrtle Beach

North Myrtle Beach, SC

A bit pricey, but a fun time!!

Had to drop a friend off at the Myrtle Beach airport, so decided to stop into The Dollhouse for a little entertainment before driving an hour back home. I arrived at about 5:30, during…

5 yrs ago1

Cheetah Wilmington

Wilmington, NC

Pricey, but it's the only game in town

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

A friend of mine recently moved to Wilmington and he had been wanting to check out the only club in town, Cheetah. It was Friday night and the state had just relaxed restrictions on night…

5 yrs ago

Players Club

Rosedale, MD

Finally got a dance from Rosie

Stopped in on a Friday night, arrived at about 9:20pm. As had been mentioned, the parking lot is well lit, but I don't think anybody is keeping an eye on the cars. If you don't…

6 yrs ago1

Scarlett's Cabaret Denver

Denver, CO

Good diversion on a work trip

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

I visited on a week night and found everyone to be nice, including the bouncers and the girl taking the $15 cover charges at the door. I liked the layout of the place with the main…

6 yrs ago

Club 390

Chicago Heights, IL

L saves the day

Mediocre at best. But here was one girl who made an otherwise dull, below average experience into a fantastic night. This girl, who I will refer only as L had the best personality out of…

7 yrs ago

Archibald's Gentlemen's Club

Washington, D.C., DC

LD in DC!