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27 reviews by Notsosly

Paradise Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, CA

Meh

If you're into thick/heavy mexican girls, with a few spinners thrown in, then you'll love it here. Lights are fairly low, music is steady flow of rap and hip-hop, and the dancers will approach you…

7 yrs ago

Cheetahs

San Diego, CA

For san diego, it's all we have

★★★★★★★★★★8.3/10

Yes, SD is shit for mileage when it comes to strip clubs, but Cheetahs is going to give you the most mutual contact of any of the clubs I've been to in town. They were…

7 yrs ago

Showgirls Inc.

Miami, FL

Been a long time since I've...

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

Been a long time since I've gone to showgirls inc. it hasn't changed but for a few small modifications. The lap dance area no longer has a curtain separating it from the lounge and dance…

13 yrs ago

Adelita Bar

Tijuana, BC

I've reviewed this place several times,...

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

I've reviewed this place several times, and of the many brothels/SCs in TJ, this is my favorite. The run-down: Depending on the time of day and day of week, there could be 10 to 100+…

15 yrs ago

Pure Platinum

San Diego, CA

Wanted to watch some UFC and...

★★★★★★★★4.3/10

Wanted to watch some UFC and drink some beer and ogle/grope semi-naked women... the PP is about the only place in San Diego I can do that. I called ahead (to make sure they…

15 yrs ago

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, BC

Hadn't been to Hong Kong in...

★★★★★★★★★★9.3/10

Hadn't been to Hong Kong in quite a while (I'm more of an Adelitas guy), but the Pacquiao v. Margarito fight was available for free at HK, so I hit it up. Every TV…

15 yrs ago

Goldfingers Gentlemen's Club

San Diego, CA

Came for a visit in the...

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

Came for a visit in the early afternoon of a Tuesday and it was pretty empty. They charged me $10 for a cover which I thought was ridiculous since I was going to be…

15 yrs ago

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, BC

HK on a Saturday night. ...

★★★★★★★★★★9.3/10

HK on a Saturday night. I usually hit Adelitas, but hadn't been to HK in a couple months and decided to give it a shot. Mandatory beer purchase right as you walk in the door…

16 yrs ago

Adelita Bar

Tijuana, BC

Most of my reviews of Adelitas...

★★★★★★★★★★9.7/10

Most of my reviews of Adelitas and HK have been afternoon or weekday visits. I finally was able to get down there on a Saturday night when I knew their A list girls would…

16 yrs ago

Expose

San Diego, CA

Ratings are based on San Diego...

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

Ratings are based on San Diego club averages (very conservative, air dance city) as opposed to real world SC averages. I haven't been to this club in quite a while, like 4-5 years at least. But…

16 yrs ago

Showgirls Inc.

Miami, FL

Been about a year since Ive...

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

Been about a year since Ive been here. Not much has changed, though I did not recognize any of the dancers. What has changed: 1.) This club was pretty consistent at playing full songs…

16 yrs ago

Adelita Bar

Tijuana, BC

Last trip was HK, and I...

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

Last trip was HK, and I wasn't too impressed, so I went back to Adelitas where I've had good times before. Friday evening around 7pm I crossed the border. No traffic, quick border…

16 yrs ago

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, BC

This is my 2nd trip to...

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

This is my 2nd trip to TJ recently. I hit Adelitas the first time, now it's HK's turn. I took the trolley down ($3 for a all-day pass) on a Sunday afternoon, and walked across…

16 yrs ago

Foxy

El Paso, TX

Stopped by on a Friday night....

★★★★★★1.7/10

Stopped by on a Friday night. Was VERY disappointed in this place. I brought a beer in and opened it just as I opened the door (it's BYOB) and when I got up to…

17 yrs ago

Treasures Houston

Houston, TX

Stopped at Treasures while in Houston...

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

Stopped at Treasures while in Houston during a cross-country trip. Walked in and there were about 4 cocktail waitresses right at the entrance hustling drinks, I'm more of a bar guy, so I passed.…

17 yrs ago

Showgirls Inc.

Miami, FL

Follow up visit yesterday evening. ...

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

Follow up visit yesterday evening. I'm going to hit on some of the things I skipped from last week... Place has been through some upgrades lately... some good, some bad. The good: New…

17 yrs ago

Showgirls Inc.

Miami, FL

Came in about 4pm-ish. Only...

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

Came in about 4pm-ish. Only about 20 customers in the club, and only around 12-15 dancers. Most were 6-7 variety, though 4 were 5-6 or less, and maybe 3 were 7-8. It's…

17 yrs ago

Booby Trap

Pompano Beach, FL

Real short greasy guy in a...

★★★★★★★3.0/10

Real short greasy guy in a shiny suit with a pinky ring looked to be running this joint. Looks like a pimp. Probably is. He was just outside the entrance when I…

17 yrs ago

Cheetah Pompano Beach

Pompano Beach, FL

Had some time to kill on...

★★★★★★★★5.7/10

Had some time to kill on a Wednesday evening around 6pm. Like others have said, $2 for self-parking by a pretty apathetic and unwelcoming hostess outside. Lame. One bonus was no cover…

17 yrs ago

Pink Pony

Doral, FL

Gave this place another shot, since...

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

Gave this place another shot, since I was in the area for a short time. About 3 in the afternoon on a Friday, and there were about 8-9 girls on the floor (more probably…

17 yrs ago

Exposé

San Diego, CA

I used to think this place...

★★★★★★★2.7/10

I used to think this place was great. I was 25 at the time... now I'm 35. This place is beyond SUCK. Yes, the dancers are very hot for the most…

17 yrs ago

Body Shop

San Diego, CA

Body Shop used to be a...

★★★★★★★3.0/10

Body Shop used to be a good high mileage club (for San Diego... which is a notoriously VERY low mileage town because of the laws). It's still a cheap fucking atmosphere. It's not…

17 yrs ago

Showgirls Inc.

Miami, FL

Tried a Friday afternoon/evening for the...

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

Tried a Friday afternoon/evening for the first time in a while and was very disappointed in the talent level. Very few good looking girls. Only 2 good looking latinas, 1 good looking white…

17 yrs ago

Showgirls Inc.

Miami, FL

Another Friday afternoon at Showgirls. ...

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

Another Friday afternoon at Showgirls. I really like this club, but I haven't been in a while. Don't recognize but maybe 2-3 of the 15 or so girls working. And it seems…

17 yrs ago

Pink Pony

Doral, FL

A bit hard to find because...

★★★★★★★★5.3/10

A bit hard to find because it's in more of a warehouse district. Came in right at the opening (1pm) so I could understand why there wasn't a single dancer on the floor.…

17 yrs ago