I arrived at Vanity at about...

I arrived at Vanity at about 9:30 last night. I paid the $15 cover to a bouncer (the door girl hadn't arrived yet) got my hand stamped and went in. I stopped at the "bar" (it's a BYOB club) and ordered a $6 bottled water and $6 chicken tenders (the food is pretty good).

There were about ten girls working and twenty customers when I went to take my seat. The girls ranged from 5-7 with perhaps one 8. The girls do three-song sets on the main stage (no poles, too dark, too much fog) and sets whose length I couldn't determine on the satellite stages. The were a few guys sitting at the stage tipping

but most were sitting well back in small groups with their alcoholic beverages on ice.