Reviews

This is a good place to stop, but my expectations from prior reviews were probably too much. I stopped on my way though town. There were some very pretty girls dancing here, but they were…

james2x2· 14 yrs ago 3

The Landing Strip Lounge

Romulus, MI

This is a definite place to...

This is a definite place to try out. You may not strike gold, but you just might. And you'll definitely see some pretty girls in skimpy clothes, both the waitstaff and the dancers. I visited…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, MI

About 15 girls here tonight; about...

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

About 15 girls here tonight; about 5 were good looking, a few kind of cute. The girls were friendly tonight, with most stopping by after their stage rotation, particularly if tipped. I tipped a beautiful…

Elysium

Detroit, MI

Visited here on a work trip...

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

Visited here on a work trip last wednesday. I don't mind the valet, it's just like a cover. But the drinks are expensive. Downstairs area is good for watching the stage show and the girls…

Flamingo Lounge

Baltimore, MD

Had another decent visit to flamingo....

Had another decent visit to flamingo. As per the last visit, there were about 15 girls working of varying appearance, though most were african american. Found a couple of really cute 20-somethings, but both were…

Foreplay Gentlemen’s Club

Baltimore, MD

Same old, same old. I don't...

Same old, same old. I don't know why I keep coming back here expecting something different. They still have hot girls, and they are still very restrictive with their dance rules. Upstairs is primarily different…

Flamingo Lounge

Baltimore, MD

This place is much better than...

This place is much better than it was about a year ago; but still uneven. It's definitely worth dropping in if you're on the block to see how the lineup looks. I went about a…

Jewel Box

Baltimore, MD

It's funny that the prior reviewer...

★★★★★★★★4.3/10

It's funny that the prior reviewer thinks this club is being underrated -- I think it's being overrated. I keep going in here with (unjustifiably) high expectations and keep leaving disappointed. There's always something wrong…

james2x2· 15 yrs ago 4

Lust

Baltimore, MD

This place is still above average...

This place is still above average for the block. Most of the girls here are not hot -- and some can be annoying when they come around and try to hang out with you. But…

Archibald's Gentlemen's Club

Washington, D.C., DC

Reviewing DC clubs is always an...

Reviewing DC clubs is always an one-the-one-hand-on-the-other experience. On the one hand, Archibald's undoubtedly has some fine ladies dancing on a regular basis. On this visit there were a couple of beautiful sisters that made…

james2x2· 15 yrs ago 5

The House

Washington, D.C., DC

I finally visited this place after...

★★★★★★★★5.7/10

I finally visited this place after driving by it for about 2 years. I know now why I waited so long. There are some hot girls here -- but not many, and the place is…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, MI

Not as a good a visit...

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

Not as a good a visit as expected from past experience and recent reviews, but still a good time. About 15 girls working, most of them average in appearance and small chested. Only one or…

Foreplay Gentlemen’s Club

Baltimore, MD

This place is starting to intrigue....

This place is starting to intrigue. I've always written it off as a huge corporate monster for bachelor parties, nights out with the wife, and the best bathroom available on the block. But I'm starting…

Club Plush

Walker Mill, MD

I'll say up front that going...

★★★★★★★★5.3/10

I'll say up front that going on a Monday night may explain why this place was such a disappointment. Other nights might be much better. But I don't see why a strip club needs to…

james2x2· 16 yrs ago 4

Archibald's Gentlemen's Club

Washington, D.C., DC

The best of the DC clubs,...

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

The best of the DC clubs, in my opinion. DC clubs have no laps and no contact, so it's really about seeing pretty girls, not being hustled by the bartender, and a relaxed atmosphere. Archibald's…

Sinsaysionals

Seabrook, MD

This place is a unique experience....

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

This place is a unique experience. First, the ambiance -- you go somewhere else if you want ambiance. I'm not easily intimidated, but a night in a freezing garage surrounded by a bunch of huge…

The Crazy Horse

San Francisco, CA

Visited on a Monday around Thanksgiving....

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

Visited on a Monday around Thanksgiving. There were a lot of pretty dancers here of all colors and shapes. Lots of Asians, sisters, brunettes, blonds, and others. Basic lap dance is not a good deal…

La Chambre

Detroit, MI

Afternoons are a good time to...

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

Afternoons are a good time to visit this place -- fewer girls, but fewer customers too for a better overall experience. Stopped by for a couple of hours to enjoy the show. There were several…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, MI

Was in town recently so visited...

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

Was in town recently so visited an old favorite. It was a Wednesday afternoon. There were about 12-15 girls dancing. As usual, big parade of girls every 30 minutes or so let's you see who's…

Red Room

Baltimore, MD

This is one of the higher...

This is one of the higher end true block bars. By that I mean it's got more in common with Chez Joey's than with the Hustler club next door, but it's got hotter girls, cleaner…

Super Fuego

Bladensburg, MD

The best thing you can say...

★★★★★★★★5.0/10

The best thing you can say for this club is that it's not 40 miles from DC the way the Player's Club and other good Baltimore clubs are. The next best thing you can say…

Players Club

Rosedale, MD

There's a lot to like about...