Reviews

Reviewing DC clubs is always an one-the-one-hand-on-the-other experience. On the one hand, Archibald's undoubtedly has some fine ladies dancing on a regular basis. On this visit there were a couple of beautiful sisters that made…

I finally visited this place after driving by it for about 2 years. I know now why I waited so long. There are some hot girls here -- but not many, and the place is…

Not as a good a visit as expected from past experience and recent reviews, but still a good time. About 15 girls working, most of them average in appearance and small chested. Only one or…

This place is starting to intrigue. I've always written it off as a huge corporate monster for bachelor parties, nights out with the wife, and the best bathroom available on the block. But I'm starting…

I'll say up front that going on a Monday night may explain why this place was such a disappointment. Other nights might be much better. But I don't see why a strip club needs to…

The best of the DC clubs, in my opinion. DC clubs have no laps and no contact, so it's really about seeing pretty girls, not being hustled by the bartender, and a relaxed atmosphere. Archibald's…

This place is a unique experience. First, the ambiance -- you go somewhere else if you want ambiance. I'm not easily intimidated, but a night in a freezing garage surrounded by a bunch of huge…

Visited on a Monday around Thanksgiving. There were a lot of pretty dancers here of all colors and shapes. Lots of Asians, sisters, brunettes, blonds, and others. Basic lap dance is not a good deal…

Afternoons are a good time to visit this place -- fewer girls, but fewer customers too for a better overall experience. Stopped by for a couple of hours to enjoy the show. There were several…

Was in town recently so visited an old favorite. It was a Wednesday afternoon. There were about 12-15 girls dancing. As usual, big parade of girls every 30 minutes or so let's you see who's…

This is one of the higher end true block bars. By that I mean it's got more in common with Chez Joey's than with the Hustler club next door, but it's got hotter girls, cleaner…

The best thing you can say for this club is that it's not 40 miles from DC the way the Player's Club and other good Baltimore clubs are. The next best thing you can say…