I'll say up front that going...

I'll say up front that going on a Monday night may explain why this place was such a disappointment. Other nights might be much better. But I don't see why a strip club needs to follow the same cycle as the rest of the week -- I like to go to regular clubs on Fridays and Saturdays, not strip clubs! So the details:

This place has tight security and door policies. They've got two guys watching the door all the time. And you feel like they need at least that from your drive in.

There were just a few girls working. All were either overweight, past their primes, or never really had a prime to begin with. None worth a dance.