This place is the worst. Or...

This place is the worst.

Or rather, it seems to be the worst, because it wastes your time hugely with red tape and impenetrable private membership rules. I went on a saturday night around 10 pm. It seemed like it was starting to fill up. They wouldn't let me in because I wasn't a member. Can I become a member now? Sure, just do it online. OK, so I try online -- and repeatedly, the freaking website declines me. Why? God knows. I'm not LE, I have many valid credit cards, no criminal background. And it's not just declines on the spot -- every time I try the website I'm blocked.

So if you can penetrate their secret rules maybe it's a decent place. I wouldn't know. I do know that they wasted an hour of my time.