Reviews by james2x2

Another PG club, another ridiculous and impenetrable membership policy. I went on a Saturday night (after Bazz wouldn't let me in) and Puzzles put on the same song and dance, just without the website. The…

This place is the worst. Or rather, it seems to be the worst, because it wastes your time hugely with red tape and impenetrable private membership rules. I went on a saturday night around 10…

Every time I visit I expect this place to be different, but I'm never disappointed, and it's always the same. They've changed the VIP layout over the years but it's the same laid-back vibe that…

This is a good place to stop, but my expectations from prior reviews were probably too much. I stopped on my way though town. There were some very pretty girls dancing here, but they were…

This is a definite place to try out. You may not strike gold, but you just might. And you'll definitely see some pretty girls in skimpy clothes, both the waitstaff and the dancers. I visited…

About 15 girls here tonight; about 5 were good looking, a few kind of cute. The girls were friendly tonight, with most stopping by after their stage rotation, particularly if tipped. I tipped a beautiful…

Visited here on a work trip last wednesday. I don't mind the valet, it's just like a cover. But the drinks are expensive. Downstairs area is good for watching the stage show and the girls…

Had another decent visit to flamingo. As per the last visit, there were about 15 girls working of varying appearance, though most were african american. Found a couple of really cute 20-somethings, but both were…

Same old, same old. I don't know why I keep coming back here expecting something different. They still have hot girls, and they are still very restrictive with their dance rules. Upstairs is primarily different…

This place is much better than it was about a year ago; but still uneven. It's definitely worth dropping in if you're on the block to see how the lineup looks. I went about a…

It's funny that the prior reviewer thinks this club is being underrated -- I think it's being overrated. I keep going in here with (unjustifiably) high expectations and keep leaving disappointed. There's always something wrong…

This place is still above average for the block. Most of the girls here are not hot -- and some can be annoying when they come around and try to hang out with you. But…

Reviewing DC clubs is always an one-the-one-hand-on-the-other experience. On the one hand, Archibald's undoubtedly has some fine ladies dancing on a regular basis. On this visit there were a couple of beautiful sisters that made…

I finally visited this place after driving by it for about 2 years. I know now why I waited so long. There are some hot girls here -- but not many, and the place is…

Not as a good a visit as expected from past experience and recent reviews, but still a good time. About 15 girls working, most of them average in appearance and small chested. Only one or…

This place is starting to intrigue. I've always written it off as a huge corporate monster for bachelor parties, nights out with the wife, and the best bathroom available on the block. But I'm starting…

I'll say up front that going on a Monday night may explain why this place was such a disappointment. Other nights might be much better. But I don't see why a strip club needs to…

The best of the DC clubs, in my opinion. DC clubs have no laps and no contact, so it's really about seeing pretty girls, not being hustled by the bartender, and a relaxed atmosphere. Archibald's…

This place is a unique experience. First, the ambiance -- you go somewhere else if you want ambiance. I'm not easily intimidated, but a night in a freezing garage surrounded by a bunch of huge…

Visited on a Monday around Thanksgiving. There were a lot of pretty dancers here of all colors and shapes. Lots of Asians, sisters, brunettes, blonds, and others. Basic lap dance is not a good deal…

Afternoons are a good time to visit this place -- fewer girls, but fewer customers too for a better overall experience. Stopped by for a couple of hours to enjoy the show. There were several…

Was in town recently so visited an old favorite. It was a Wednesday afternoon. There were about 12-15 girls dancing. As usual, big parade of girls every 30 minutes or so let's you see who's…

This is one of the higher end true block bars. By that I mean it's got more in common with Chez Joey's than with the Hustler club next door, but it's got hotter girls, cleaner…

The best thing you can say for this club is that it's not 40 miles from DC the way the Player's Club and other good Baltimore clubs are. The next best thing you can say…

There's a lot to like about this club, with a few downsides. Like: the girls here are beautiful on the whole, with some real superstars. There's a tall girl here with black hair that has…