Reviews by 3LeggedMan

I went back to Pulse this week for the first time since 2013. Before I describe this visit let me describe 2013. Back then, a 30 minute VIP session would include NUDE dancers,…

Was at the Vu to revisit my club fave. Then this bald creep comes in with his wife or GF and sits a row behind me. Anyhow my CF is dancing on stage…

I arrived at 5:00 pm on Monday 1/28 and discovered ZERO CUSTOMERS and ZERO DANCERS. I have not been to Kappa for a few years and I was eager to see what changes new…

I came to Jimmys expecting/hoping to see one of the fine ebony ladies that they have so many of. Just last week I had 5 great dances with Dynamite (Formerly called Ebony). I also…

I've been to the Strip a number of times this year. One thing that annoys me is the high turnover in dancers there. I have favorites based on what they'll do to entertain…

I went to the Strip remembering several recent VIP sessions with a number of different fine ladies that included delights such as BBBJ DATY FIV and some DFK, all of which I'd be eager to…

This is a combo review for visits at dinner time on Tuesday, Wednesday, and Friday of the same week. In the past, I've felt the dancing "talent" was mostly restricted to overweight Latinas.…

I drove from Austin to Victoria on a hot Summer night mostly to see their feature dancer of the week Cynthia Tazer, who I previously knew from Facebook. She did not disappoint but…

I'm glad the dancers at this club are so nice, because for the second time in a month I came to p10 for the 4.99 steak dinner, and both times the meat was ultra tough,…

I went to the Strip this past Sunday hoping to visit with the MILF I described in my last review. Sadly, she had some sort of home injury and couldn't dance. I was…

I visited the Strip on a recent Wednesday and sat at a table near the stage. I tipped a lovely MILF with big tatas. After her stage set she came by to see…

Went to Landing Strip hoping to run into my club fave London, but sadly, she was not there. Eventually a nice white girl that looked a little like Paulie Perette came to my table and…

Since coming to town I've been going only to Landing Strip. I decided to try out P10 today as its closer to my base in Round Rock. I'm confused by what some of…

Stopped in after work to see the sights and get some food. The burger and fries were way better than any fast food joint. And a lovely brunette named Becca kept me company…

I entered LS for the first time this afternoon and felt a warm body attach to my arm in the darkness. A sexy voice followed it and as my eyes adjusted, I was happy…

I made my last visit to the club in late May and was happy as usual with the offerings. Like always, Raven was there to greet me and provide plenty of bar-side entertainment.…

Just finished my third visit to BU and I'm enjoying it more each time. Normally my club dollars are saved for higher quality VIP trips but here I've found mileage to be so…

Went to da Palace last nite hoping to meet Chardonnay, but instead of meeting the small ebony with a big rack, I just found large ebonies with small racks. My eyes were then drawn to…

Made my first visit to an Akron club today and was kinda impressed. The building was old, simple, small, and dark, but I didn't go to admire the architecture. I drove there from…

My recent club visits were in Peoria, IL and Baltimore, MD, so I anticipated a letdown in quality in the Cleveland area. No surprise, then. After being admitted thru the locked entryway I…

I went to Visions on Monday nite, hoping to see/feel some pretty nude ladies. Well, I SAW some. There were 6-7 dancers on duty, mostly white, 2 black. Of that number, only…

Went to the Inn yesterday looking for some fun. First off, I found my Current Fave, Kitanna, a fun, lively Asian (Japanese, I guess) and got VIP room time with her. Back…

My visit here on Presidents' Day was my first ever visit to a Maryland strip club. I never thought I'd say I missed Illinois clubbing, but I do. Lap dances here include…

Club looks nice with a low stage allowing stageside contact with those dancers who wish it. 1/2 hour VIP costs 300, but single dances can be had for 20. Pretty girls of…

One of my fave central IL clubs. On 2/1 Tuesday got 4 dances for $60 from Shelby, a hot 40-ish longhaired redhead with legs to die for. She is better than most dancers there, who…