Lace
West Nyack, NY
From 5 to maybe 20 years ago, I used to visit this club whenever I was in the area. The afternoons were the best for me, when about 10 women would be dancing on stage,…
Boone· 7 yrs agoCenterfolds Houston
Houston, TX
I used to patronize this place far more in the past, before it had paid parking and before it made all of its upstairs VIP. Namely, the facilities used to be a LOT better, and…
Boone· 7 yrs agoLace
West Nyack, NY
This club is attractive inside, with a main stage surrounded by a bar, and two sets of private rooms- one cheaper (like $120 for 15 minutes) and another more expensive (up a half flight of…
Boone· 7 yrs agoThe Go-Go Rama
Laurence Harbor, NJ
Go Go Rama is a unique place- no alcohol, but designed for maximum mileage for both customers and dancers. That is good! It is nude on stage, with topless lap dances- typically really good with…
Boone· 7 yrs agolast: 7 yrs ago 3Camelot
Washington, D.C., DC
Came here after I left Mpire to do a comparison. There are two floors here, and I was seated in front of the stage on the first floor- best viewing seat in the house. Drinks…
Boone· 8 yrs agoThe Mpire Gentlemen's Club
Washington, D.C., DC
I come back her trying to relive an evening when I spent time with the most beautiful redhead I've ever met. Since then, the hottest women by far have been the bartenders. The dancers are…
Boone· 8 yrs agoChicas Locas
Houston, TX
This is a compendium of visits Sunday afternoon and evening and Saturday evening. Sunday afternoon talent level was slim, none above a 6.5 or 7. There is usually a few in the 8-9 range at…
Boone· 8 yrs agoThe Penthouse Club - New Orleans
New Orleans, LA
Was in New Orleans for a convention, and walked the French Quarter to see what was interesting. This one was the classiest looking and is half a block from Bourbon Street. Bourbon Street was all…
Boone· 8 yrs agoThe Mpire Gentlemen's Club
Washington, D.C., DC
Mpire is hit or miss. Usually, my experience is in the afternoon that they have a few slim spinners who are pretty. Today was different. I got there about 4, and was the second guy…
Boone· 8 yrs agoChicas Locas
Houston, TX
Went back to see my favorite dancer. M* is sweet and a petite spinner with the most perfect breasts on the planet. She and I secluded ourselves behind the buffet which is the best place…
Boone· 8 yrs agoThe Mpire Gentlemen's Club
Washington, D.C., DC
Mpire is hit or miss. Usually, my experience is in the afternoon that they have a few slim spinners who are pretty. Today was different. I got there about 4, and was the second guy…
Boone· 8 yrs agoThe St. James
Houston, TX
St. James is really hit or miss. Sometimes, especially late weekday afternoons or Wednesday or Thursday evenings in particular, the talent level can rise to that of the old Treasures and it can be really…
Boone· 8 yrs agoChicas Locas
Houston, TX
I arrived around 7 and immediately met my favorite dancer of all time, M*. I stayed with M* the entire evening, as she is fun, sweet, hot, kind, and the best lap dancer ever (I…
Boone· 8 yrs agolast: 8 yrs ago 1Diamond Cabaret
Denver, CO
This is a compendium review of Wednesday and Thursday nights; I was there between about 10 and 1am both nights. If you look at a previous review I wrote, this place can have really hot women,…
Boone· 8 yrs agoThe Mpire Gentlemen's Club
Washington, D.C., DC
Went there after a lunch on Wednesday afternoon, maybe 1:30 PM. Was the only patron there for a full 30 minutes. Felt naked...There were 3 dancers, ranging from about a 4 to a 7. The…
Boone· 8 yrs agoCamelot
Washington, D.C., DC
Moved to Camelot after a less than successful venture to MPire down the street. Camelot has about 7 girls rotating in the afternoon on a central stage in the downstairs floor of a 2 floor…
Boone· 8 yrs agoRitz
Houston, TX
Went here about 5:30 on a Monday afternoon, waited until beginning of crossover to evening shift- about 7:30. First, club is very nice, though one of two stages on ground floor had yellow tape around…
Boone· 9 yrs agoChicas Locas
Houston, TX
Went on a Sunday evening, getting some afternoon as well as night dancers. Club was kind of sparse when I got there, maybe 50 customers and 30 dancers. Went to the outside part and saw a…
Boone· 9 yrs agoMcDoogals
Riviera Beach, MD
I wish I could give a better review. Came her after a "desert" experience at Wagon Wheel, hoping it would be better. Why are Baltimore clubs so lame? There were few dancers, two of which…
Boone· 9 yrs agoPlayers Club
Rosedale, MD
I've been storing up this review. Gave the Player's club one last try. There were about 10 dancers, none above a 4, that were dancing. The average clientele is fireman showing up with a cooler…
Boone· 9 yrs agoThe St. James
Houston, TX
Stopped by here on a Sunday afternoon. Maybe 8 girls on shift. Very slim pickings. There was a blonde with nice body- Cuban of course, that I got some dances with, otherwise very lean on…
Boone· 9 yrs agoThe Crazy Horse
San Francisco, CA
Showed up o a Friday night after flying in from Japan, so very jet-lagged. Wanted to see my regular Diane, who was there. In contrast to all previous visits, the headliner, who I don't recall,…
Boone· 9 yrs agoChicas Locas
Houston, TX
Went to this club at about 8:30 Friday night. It was really packed, with well over 100 girls dancing. As I and others have said in previous reviews, the girls are very attractive, many are…
Boone· 9 yrs agoThe Crazy Horse
San Francisco, CA
This is a compendium review of visits Saturday evening and the following Thursday afternoon and evening. There have been many reviews of this club. Dances are on a central stage located in the far end of…
Boone· 9 yrs agoThe Mpire Gentlemen's Club
Washington, D.C., DC
Stopped by for a beer on a really hot afternoon at about 4PM. There were four girls there, all pretty with decent but not outrageous slim bodies. They were dressed nicely and the bartender was…
Boone· 9 yrs ago
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