This guy is a legend
How to shit while carrying a firearm
What if her armpits were really stinky...would you still get one?
Have you ever seen bathrooms that are Stand 2 P and Sit 2 P?
Tittle says it all.
Last night a dancer told me I smelled like roses... was this a shit joke?
He grasped me firmly but gently just above my elbow and guided me into a room, his room. Then he quietly shut the door and we were alone. He approached me soundlessly, from behind, and…