Players Club
Los Angeles, CA
I arrived at Deja Vu on main street at about 2:30am. I had actually met a woman way up in Portland, Oregon who told me she strips here. She is a real stunner and I…
Chicas Bonitas
North Las Vegas, NV
This can be a great club. It depends what kind of girls you like and what type of experience you're after. I probably wouldn't go here as a group since it's a small dive of…
Squire Lounge
Revere, MA
This club is not great, but it's a lot better than the ones in downtown Boston. I visited tonight (Thursday) and also recently on a Saturday. It doesn't seem to get too crowded, although it felt…
Glass Slipper
Boston, MA
Lame club. It's dark, small and boring. This review is based on two visits over the course of a few days. One early on a Sunday evening, and the second at about 1:30am on a…
Glass Slipper
Boston, MA
Lame club. It's dark, small and boring. This review is based on two visits over the course of a few days. One early on a Sunday evening, and the second at about 1:30am on a…
Aga's Highland Tap
Boston, MA
I wandered into the Highland Tap on a Sunday evening just before dark. The club is dumpy and very dark. Old seats, small stage. There was one other customer in the building and two dancers.…
King Arthur's Lounge
Everett, MA
I visited this club on a Sunday evening. There aren't many 'bad areas' around Boston. I wouldn't say that the King Arthur Lounge is in a bad area, but its definitely a departure from the…
Miss Kitty Showgirls
East St. Louis, IL
I visited this club at about 1:30am after leaving Hollywood down the street. It looks like all of the clubs in WP are clustered together, either on Bunkum or Kingshighway. This was quite a departure…
Scarlett's Cabaret
Washington Park, IL
I visited this club in prime time. Late on a Saturday night, as evening turned to early morning. This was my first visit to a club that is actually well known on TUSCL, as HSC…
Queen of Hearts
Sunset Hills, MO
This club is located on a quiet road along the Meramec river. IT's a real dive of a club. As far as I could tell, it's just one medium sized room with a bar, some…
The Northern Gentlemen's Club
Fargo, ND
Fargo is a small city in a empty state, but both the airy and state are experiencing significant economic growth, so i was not too suprised when i saw a lot of beautiful women at…
After Dark Gentlemen's Club
St. Robert, MO
My first visit to this club in about 8 months, maybe longer. I know I've posted a review of this place before, and I was checking in to see if anything's changed. Previously, I felt…
Club GQ
Lake Ozark, MO
I visited this club after Flirt, which is about 10 minutes away. A much larger building, but otherwise not much difference. Again, there were between 30-40 customers and only 7 or 8 dancers. The stage…
Flirt
Osage Beach, MO
I visited this club on Saturday night around 11:30. The club is on highway 42 near Lowe's and Hy-Vee, easy to find. The building looks small from the outside and parking is pretty tight. The…
Crazyhorse Gentlemens Club
Springfield, MO
I visited this club since it was the highest rated for Springfield on TUSCL. Physically, it is the crappiest club I have ever been to. Worse than even the notorious Lucky Lady Cabaret in Sweet Springs.…
Rumors Cabaret
Springfield, MO
This club is now owned by 'The Pony' franchise. They seem to be acquiring a lot of clubs around Missouri, Illinois and Tennessee. Anyway, as the other review indicates, the building is shaped like a theatre.…
The Pony
McClure, IL
I stopped in on Sunday evening at around 9:30pm. This club takes up a lot of space. The parking lot is huge and could probably accommodate 18-wheel trucks. In fact, there is a big truck…
Rumors Cabaret
Columbia, MO
I visited this club after going to Club Vogue down the street. It's also on the I-70 business loop, with its own small, crappy parking lot. The cover is only $5 here, with no drink requirement.…
Club Vogue
Columbia, MO
I arrived on a Saturday evening aroudn 9:00pm. The club is located by the Columbia 70 business loop. This whole stretch of the business loop looks like a dump, and the club is no exception. It's…
Big Louie's Gentlemen's Club
St. Robert, MO
I decided to give the FLW/St. Robert clubs another spin. They still suck. I visited After Dark, and then this club. My previous visit to Big Louie's was several months ago, before the new Missouri laws…
After Dark Gentlemen's Club
St. Robert, MO
I decided to give the FLW/St. Robert area clubs another try. The results weren't much different from my previous review. The atmosphere was dead and slow. There were more people eating hotdogs on a grill in…
After Dark Gentlemen's Club
St. Robert, MO
This was my first visit to After Dark. It was also my first visit to any club after the new laws passed in Missouri. I was curious to test the waters. This club is located just…
Big Louie's Gentlemen's Club
St. Robert, MO
This was my first visit to the club. It's located along I-44, one of several businesses in a very shitty looking strip mall style complex. Most of the buildings are vacant. There's a porn shop,…
Vegas Video, Arcade, and Spa
Sweet Springs, MO
This is a terrible club. Most of the reviews you'll read on this page are accurate. It really is that bad. The strange thing is, this club has been around ever since I can remember,…
Temptations
Kansas City, MO
This review is for the day shift. I've been there three times, only on Saturday afternoons. I have heard that there's some fun to be had on the day shift, and this turns out to…
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