This was my first visit to...

This was my first visit to the club. It's located along I-44, one of several businesses in a very shitty looking strip mall style complex. Most of the buildings are vacant. There's a porn shop, strip club, bar and tattoo parlor. One of the vacant buildings has the name 'Cap'n Poopy's Things And Stuff' on it. Yes, it's that bad. I'm not making it up.

The door to the club and bar is gated off. Instead, you go into a little shed with a door leading back outside, where the metal gate funnels you to either the strip club or bar. When I went in, this shed was empty. I proceeded to the club, where the doorman made me to back into the shed, where he asked if I had any weapons (no pat down, he just asked) then we went back to the club entrance where I paid a $6 cover fee.

The club is spacious with two stages. Lapdances are done in a room upstairs. Smoking is allowed. I arrived shortly after the club opened at 6pm and so there were not too many customers present. No alcohol is served in the club, but you can go to the bar next door and drink some if you want. One of the dancers told me that the club gets really packed and wild at 2:00am.