I visited this club since it...

I visited this club since it was the highest rated for Springfield on TUSCL.

Physically, it is the crappiest club I have ever been to. Worse than even the notorious Lucky Lady Cabaret in Sweet Springs. It is a dumpy club in a dumpy strip mall in a dumpy part of town. All of the furniture, stage, bar, etc looks like it hasn't been changed (or cleaned) since the '80s. The chairs are torn. The floor is a hard surface which hasn't been swept, etc. There's even a pile of old pool tables and chairs in a corner. Oh, and if you're hungry, you can buy a bag of cheese poofs at the counter (not really a bar.)

The club staff are all incredibly fat dudes who waddle back and forth between the dj booth, door and snack counter. They wear white T shirts with man boobs sticking out and haven't shaved or showered in a few days.