Reviews

I wandered into the Highland Tap on a Sunday evening just before dark. The club is dumpy and very dark. Old seats, small stage. There was one other customer in the building and two dancers.…

12 yrs ago

King Arthur's Lounge

Everett, MA

I visited this club on a...

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

I visited this club on a Sunday evening. There aren't many 'bad areas' around Boston. I wouldn't say that the King Arthur Lounge is in a bad area, but its definitely a departure from the…

13 yrs ago

Miss Kitty Showgirls

East St. Louis, IL

I visited this club at about...

★★★★★★★★4.7/10

I visited this club at about 1:30am after leaving Hollywood down the street. It looks like all of the clubs in WP are clustered together, either on Bunkum or Kingshighway. This was quite a departure…

13 yrs ago

Scarlett's Cabaret

Washington Park, IL

I visited this club in prime...

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

I visited this club in prime time. Late on a Saturday night, as evening turned to early morning. This was my first visit to a club that is actually well known on TUSCL, as HSC…

13 yrs ago

Queen of Hearts

Sunset Hills, MO

This club is located on a...

★★★★★★★3.3/10

This club is located on a quiet road along the Meramec river. IT's a real dive of a club. As far as I could tell, it's just one medium sized room with a bar, some…

The Northern Gentlemen's Club

Fargo, ND

Fargo is a small city in...

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

Fargo is a small city in a empty state, but both the airy and state are experiencing significant economic growth, so i was not too suprised when i saw a lot of beautiful women at…

After Dark Gentlemen's Club

St. Robert, MO

My first visit to this club...

★★★★★★★★5.7/10

My first visit to this club in about 8 months, maybe longer. I know I've posted a review of this place before, and I was checking in to see if anything's changed. Previously, I felt…

Club GQ

Lake Ozark, MO

I visited this club after Flirt,...

I visited this club after Flirt, which is about 10 minutes away. A much larger building, but otherwise not much difference. Again, there were between 30-40 customers and only 7 or 8 dancers. The stage…

Flirt

Osage Beach, MO

I visited this club on Saturday...

★★★★★★★4.0/10

I visited this club on Saturday night around 11:30. The club is on highway 42 near Lowe's and Hy-Vee, easy to find. The building looks small from the outside and parking is pretty tight. The…

Crazyhorse Gentlemens Club

Springfield, MO

I visited this club since it...

I visited this club since it was the highest rated for Springfield on TUSCL. Physically, it is the crappiest club I have ever been to. Worse than even the notorious Lucky Lady Cabaret in Sweet Springs.…

Rumors Cabaret

Springfield, MO

This club is now owned by...

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

This club is now owned by 'The Pony' franchise. They seem to be acquiring a lot of clubs around Missouri, Illinois and Tennessee. Anyway, as the other review indicates, the building is shaped like a theatre.…

The Pony

McClure, IL

I stopped in on Sunday evening...

★★★★★★★★5.3/10

I stopped in on Sunday evening at around 9:30pm. This club takes up a lot of space. The parking lot is huge and could probably accommodate 18-wheel trucks. In fact, there is a big truck…

Rumors Cabaret

Columbia, MO

I visited this club after going...

★★★★★★★★4.7/10

I visited this club after going to Club Vogue down the street. It's also on the I-70 business loop, with its own small, crappy parking lot. The cover is only $5 here, with no drink requirement.…

Club Vogue

Columbia, MO

I arrived on a Saturday evening...

★★★★★★★★5.3/10

I arrived on a Saturday evening aroudn 9:00pm. The club is located by the Columbia 70 business loop. This whole stretch of the business loop looks like a dump, and the club is no exception. It's…

Big Louie's Gentlemen's Club

St. Robert, MO

I decided to give the FLW/St....

★★★★★★★3.7/10

I decided to give the FLW/St. Robert clubs another spin. They still suck. I visited After Dark, and then this club. My previous visit to Big Louie's was several months ago, before the new Missouri laws…

After Dark Gentlemen's Club

St. Robert, MO

I decided to give the FLW/St....

I decided to give the FLW/St. Robert area clubs another try. The results weren't much different from my previous review. The atmosphere was dead and slow. There were more people eating hotdogs on a grill in…

After Dark Gentlemen's Club

St. Robert, MO

This was my first visit to...

★★★★★★★4.0/10

This was my first visit to After Dark. It was also my first visit to any club after the new laws passed in Missouri. I was curious to test the waters. This club is located just…

Big Louie's Gentlemen's Club

St. Robert, MO

This was my first visit to...

This was my first visit to the club. It's located along I-44, one of several businesses in a very shitty looking strip mall style complex. Most of the buildings are vacant. There's a porn shop,…