Reviews by Yoda

Stopped in on Tuesday morning the day before Christmas for the final day of Mario's annual holiday party. I came early as I had arranged to meet my fave for breakfast. The buffet was out…

Things seem to be rolling along smoothly at this club despite recent television news events. At 7pm on a Saturday night the club was busy and also loaded with beautiful women. Other…

Stopped in for Legs and Eggs today-first time ever. For the record the food was very good and the buffet was kept well stocked for the duration. I was very well entertained by…

This club has had it's ups and downs over the years but I've been visiting, if only sporadically of late, for 25 years. Like many Mass clubs west and south of Boston the strict no-contact…

Visited the Golden Banana this past Saturday night-my first visit since well before the club shut down and was remodeled. Gotta say that, accept for the old dancing cages at the front door, you…

What's Right: $7 cover, $5 beer, $2.50 soda, friendly staff. Nice remodel from old club. What's Wrong: Stage is too high, not enough dancers on the floor, not enough seating away from the stage,…

There has been some remodeling since my last visit a few months ago. I didn't venture upstairs yesterday but the downstairs has been spruced up a bit. The carpet has been replaced by wood…

Rather a disappointing visit to Centerfolds on a Saturday night. Dancer quality has been much better during day visits. Last nights crew was filled with predominantly overweight dancers including one short girl who…

The line up here has improved steadily since my last review back in April. I find myself visiting more often and staying longer. Stand outs for me are Alex (asian)and Ana (Brazilian)though I spotted…

Stopped in for an afternoon visit for the first time in many months. There have been a few cosmetic changes to the building-new carpet, bottle service areas and the bar is now an open…

Afternoon visit to KA's for the first time in quite a while. Only four dancers working. One of them was a mid 30's looking Brazilian who looks familiar and may have been dancing…

Stopped in around 2pm. Five dollar cover-annoying. Five dollar bottled water-typical. Club was stocked with mostly South American girls-Brazilian and Colombian. A few American girls as well. Most were attractive and…

Stopped in on a Saturday night two weeks ago right at the shift change. Plenty of dancers in all shapes and sizes, low pressure for dances and a friendly atmosphere. I couldn't write…

So apparently I've been doing it all wrong as far as my rare visits to the Foxy Lady are concerned. I keep hitting the club on Friday or Saturday nights after leaving another club only…

My first night time visit to FLB in a while. Not a bad place but nothing that stands out either. It's been years since the line-up here offered any real excitement. A…

Stopped in for a Tuesday afternoon visit last week. You really can't beat this place on a Monday or Tuesday afternoon for value. Mix of young, old, thin and not-so thin dancers working…

Got a text from my fave here that she was working a rare Saturday afternoon shift. I headed down not expecting much and, other than my fave, that's pretty much what I found.…

My first visit to Centerfolds this year. Yes, the place is still a dump. The "new" upholstery in the back room is already getting shredded and the carpet is literally a health hazard…

I was working in the area and heard that the club had re-opened so I decided to swing by and check it out. No such luck was to be had on a Wednesday afternoon…

Some good improvement in the day shift since my last daytime visit several months ago. Arrived at about 2pm to find about ten dancers working. A few new faces that may be imported from…

Stopped in the Saturday before Christmas for the early morning breakfast and titties buffet! I was surprised to see a couple of tables already filled with customers when I walked in at 9:30 in…

I don't make it to RI Dolls very often. Stopped in this past Wednesday afternoon for a couple of hours. This was my first visit to the club in well over a year. It was…

Stopped in last Saturday night around 11pm. As is very often the case on weekend nights the club was packed. No place to sit or even put your drink down. Most of…

Made a recent Saturday night visit after being very disappointed with the day shift talent on a couple of mid-week trips. Five dollar cover at night and reasonable drink prices. About 15 girls dancing…

Made my first visit to the Foxy Brockton in quite a while this afternoon. I knew something was up when I walked in and was told that there was no cover (lol, there is…