pedrothe

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Reviews by pedrothe

• review

  10 years ago
  Flashdancers Midtown

  320 W 45th St New York, NY 10036
  It's the quality of the talent...

  It's the quality of the talent that makes this place special to me--you actually get "beautiful" girls here. Most of what is considered "hot" in United States strip clubs is an average looking...
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  10 years ago
  Mons Venus

  2040 N Dale Mabry Hwy Tampa, FL 33607
  There's no place like it in...

  There's no place like it in the United States, and no true strip club enthusiast should miss it. It might not become your favorite--the main gripes are 1) no alcohol and 2) no...
• review

  11 years ago
  Men's Club Of Dallas

  2340 W Northwest Hwy Dallas, TX 75220
  Cynicism (while practical) is an unattractive...

  Cynicism (while practical) is an unattractive trait, so I just try to keep on believing in this place despite all reasons not to. I think it's because I remember when this club was...
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  11 years ago
  Baby Dolls

  10250 Shady Trail Dallas, TX 75220
  When every other place lets you...

  When every other place lets you down, Baby Dolls are the arms you keep running back to. I actually find it a bit humorous when the facility itself is described as glamorous because...
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  11 years ago
  The Lodge

  10530 Spangler Rd Dallas, TX 75220
  The Lodge, it seems to me,...

  The Lodge, it seems to me, is a bit different than most of the other clubs in the area, and this makes it either better or worse depending upon your perspective. And while...
• review

  11 years ago
  Silver City Cabaret

  7501 N Stemmons Fwy Dallas, TX 75247
  Every once in a while I'll...

  Every once in a while I'll give this place another shot and then wonder why I did. I'll try to soften my comments by prefacing all statements with the disclaimer that it could...
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  11 years ago
  The Lodge

  10530 Spangler Rd Dallas, TX 75220
  This is the spot in Dallas...

  This is the spot in Dallas for folks who like their strippers to look like strippers; that is, glamorous, artificially enhanced, the Playboy/bikini model aesthetic. Not too many girl next door types here,...
• review

  11 years ago
  Baby Dolls

  10250 Shady Trail Dallas, TX 75220
  This place used to be a...

  This place used to be a can't miss for me--by that, I mean that I always found at least one girl that was the kind of hot I feel merits a lap dance. ...
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  11 years ago
  Flashdancers Midtown

  320 W 45th St New York, NY 10036
  Lots of good and a fair...

  Lots of good and a fair amount of not-so-good here, but let's start with the main positive--the girls are first rate. If you want to feel good about the American immigration policy, this...
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  11 years ago
  Spearmint Rhino

  10965 Composite Dr Dallas, TX 75220
  I'm just not feeling this place...

  I'm just not feeling this place anymore. I should be more clear--though the overall quality of talent, IMO, has dipped precipitously from its peak, all it takes is one girl to make the...
• review

  12 years ago
  Tilac's

  4/21 Soi Cowboy, Khwaeng Khlong Toei Nuea, Khet Watthana, Krung Thep Maha Nakhon 10110, Thailand*
  This isn't technically a strip club...

  This isn't technically a strip club of course--there are really no "lap dances," though I suppose they'd be available in some degree if requested. These aren't dancers. These are working girls. As far...
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  12 years ago
  2001 Odyssey

  2309 N Dale Mabry Hwy Tampa, FL 33607
  Kind of a claustrophobic room, not...

  Kind of a claustrophobic room, not a heck of a lot of room to stand/sit if it's crowded, and the low-ish ceilings add to the sardine can vibe. Like MV across the street,...
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  12 years ago
  Spearmint Rhino

  10965 Composite Dr Dallas, TX 75220
  I tend to hit this place...

  I tend to hit this place if there's a PPV fight I want to see, as they usually have the big UFC and boxing events, and typically there is at least one TV upstairs...
• review

  12 years ago
  Men's Club Of Dallas

  2340 W Northwest Hwy Dallas, TX 75220
  I've said it before and I'll...

  I've said it before and I'll say it again--this place is the definition of unrealized potential. There are some hot dancers here, but you will rarely see three in the club at one...
• review

  12 years ago
  Baby Dolls

  10250 Shady Trail Dallas, TX 75220
  Baby Dolls is a really good...

  Baby Dolls is a really good strip club which becomes a great one when considering bang for buck. Three dollar cover. That alone deserves applause. Free valet (tip well, of course,...
• review

  12 years ago
  The Lodge

  10530 Spangler Rd Dallas, TX 75220
  I have a feeling this could...

  I have a feeling this could be a great place if you had 1) a VIP membership and 2) a reliable and gorgeous girl. They do exist here, but often you'll just catch...
• review

  12 years ago
  Silver City Cabaret

  7501 N Stemmons Fwy Dallas, TX 75247
  This is the "arena football league"...

  This is the "arena football league" strip club of Dallas, in my opinion. There's some talent here, and maybe even a few who were once great (stripper equivalent of Terrell Owens) but whose...
• review

  13 years ago
  Spearmint Rhino

  10965 Composite Dr Dallas, TX 75220
  This place isn't on my usual...

  This place isn't on my usual rotation but I gave it a shot last night, in part to catch the UFC fight on pay per view. The club itself is quite nice, with...
• review

  13 years ago
  Men's Club Of Dallas

  2340 W Northwest Hwy Dallas, TX 75220
  There's one major problem with this...

  There's one major problem with this place, and that's that it's the definition of "hit and miss." And I'm not just talking about finding a girl you like, but finding one, period. ...
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  13 years ago
  Baby Dolls

  10250 Shady Trail Dallas, TX 75220
  I've always been the first to...

  I've always been the first to report when dancer quality diminishes, so don't let it be said I'm unfair when I report I was pleasantly surprised on my most recent visit. Of course...
• review

  13 years ago
  Flashdancers Midtown

  320 W 45th St New York, NY 10036
  Let me preface all statements by...

  Let me preface all statements by stressing that this review relates only to my most recent visit. I have been a patron of this establishment for fifteen years by now, though I moved...
• review

  13 years ago
  2001 Odyssey

  2309 N Dale Mabry Hwy Tampa, FL 33607
  Mons Venus' slightly less attractive (and...

  Mons Venus' slightly less attractive (and thus correspondingly more slutty) sister. If you can only go to one, Mons is the right choice in my opinion, but a bit of human Frogger (the...
• review

  13 years ago
  Mons Venus

  2040 N Dale Mabry Hwy Tampa, FL 33607
  If you're ever feeling frustrated with...

  If you're ever feeling frustrated with the country, think of Mons. The place has been under attack by the religious crusaders since I was a teenager, and I'm pushing forty now. Yet...
• review

  13 years ago
  Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

  3340 S Highland Dr Las Vegas, NV 89109
  With all the great things to...

  With all the great things to do in Vegas this is a place I visit on every trip. I won't miss it. The girls are just that good, as is the potential...