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172 reviews by fla_funmeister

Cheetah Palm Beach

West Palm Beach, FL

Good daytime experiences

I know before I was a little turned off by all the Cuban dancers swarming me the minute I walked in. But a couple repeat visits show it has gotten better. Not sure if management…

5 days ago

Spearmint Rhino

West Palm Beach, FL

Found a good dancer, so left happy

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

I originally showed up just before 5, as their website and here (fixed) said it opened at 3. Nope, opens at 5pm. So went to the local sports bar with referee clad waitresses for dinner,…

6 mos ago

Cheetah

Hallandale Beach, FL

A tale of two cheetahs. This one is better.

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

I wrote a not flattering review of Cheetah WPB after a very uneventful and frustrating afternoon visit. Circumstances had me near the Hallandale one on a Tuesday afternoon. Greeted at the door by a cute door…

7 mos ago5

Cheetah Palm Beach

West Palm Beach, FL

Sunday afternoon boredom

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

As noted elsewhere, the only decent daytime option. Went on a Sunday afternoon to catch the football games. $1 cover charge, no parking fees. Miller lite bottle was $5, no idea if that was a special…

7 mos ago

Chicas Bonitas

Austin, TX

As a gringo, not the best choice

★★★★★★★★5.0/10

Was in Austin for work, had a choice between here and Yellow Rose. Should have picked the YR. I am white, speak very little spanish. You really need to speak spanish or use google translate extensively,…

1 yr ago2

Cheerleaders Philadelphia

Philadelphia, PA

Slow Monday, maybe waiting for Phillies game to end

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

First visit here post covid. Arrived at 8pm, not many customers, lots of girls, but most just looking at their phones, not really interested in dancing. There was a home Phillies game that night, so…

3 yrs ago

Vivide (V Live)

Atlanta, GA

God, I miss Follies

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

My first visit to Atlanta since Covid and more importantly, since Follies closed. With the few Florida & NC clubs that had offered $10 high mileage dances either closed or prices raised, I was very…

3 yrs ago3

Bare Assets Melbourne

Melbourne, FL

Eh, would not likely revisit.

★★★★★★★★5.0/10

I only had a short period of time on my way to Jacksonville, so as much as I would have liked to visit the Cocoa Beach clubs, I did not have the time. So I…

3 yrs ago1

Ritz

Houston, TX

A strange vibe

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

First time in quite a long time in a club. Arrived at about 1pm. Self parked, but a guy came by in a souped up golf cart insisting on giving me a ride to the…

4 yrs ago1

Inner Room Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, FL

Lots of changes - both covid and un-covid related.

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

OK, be aware, I had not been in this place pre-covid since they began the remodel. So I never saw it in progress or anything. And this review is likely impacted, not only by that,…

6 yrs ago3

Adult World

Harrisburg, PA

Always a strange visit it seems.

★★★★★★★★5.7/10

So, I have learned something that I did not know about this place. There are three shifts 12-4, 4-8, and 8-midnight. I got there around 7:30. There was one other customer at the stage. He…

6 yrs ago1

Follies

Atlanta, GA

Getting tired of Follies

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

This used to be one of my favorite places to visit. But the negatives are starting to outweigh the positives. I strolled in about 3pm on a Thursday. At that time it was $20 for valet…

6 yrs ago3

Follies

Atlanta, GA

A great time

★★★★★★★★★★8.3/10

I arrived at 12:30 on a Tuesday, valet was already set up. $10 to the valet guy. Car ended up in front as I was one of the first. Not sure how early you have…

6 yrs ago3

Goddess Gentlemen's Club

Baltimore, MD

Wasn't worth the free cover charge

★★★★★★★★4.3/10

Was in town for a conference. Staying close by, so thought I would check it out. On a corner at the edge of the touristy area. Seems safe neighborhood as long as you don't…

6 yrs ago2

Palazio Cabaret

Austin, TX

Done with Palazio, at night anyway.

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

After a less than stellar trip on a Tuesday night (see previous review), I thought I would try again on a night that didn't have specials. Went on a Wednesday. It was actually worse. Yes,…

6 yrs ago2

Ladies en Confidente

Denver, CO

Waste of time and money.

★★★★★★★4.0/10

Figured I would give it a shot. I know it is a self serve place, but wanted to try out their fetish/domination package. First, the schedule page is useless, never changes (Oops, just noticed…

7 yrs ago1

Palazio Cabaret

Austin, TX

Night and day difference between night and day

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

I had previously visited here during the day on a Tuesday. This time it was night time. My previous visit was nice. Good dances, good looking girls. No upsell pressure. Night time is evidently different. While…

7 yrs ago1

Spearmint Rhino

West Palm Beach, FL

Some good, some bad

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

Tuesdays are the special day with $10 dances all day. When it started, they also had a ton of other specials. Now, not so much. It is a $5 cover charge. Used to be free, then…

7 yrs ago

Palazio Cabaret

Austin, TX

Good solid club experience

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

While not the best ever, this is a good solid club. Decent facilities, good selection of nice looking dancers, good lap dances for $20 a pop. First time at this club. Went on a Tuesday afternoon.…

7 yrs ago

Adult World

Harrisburg, PA

Monday Night visit

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

Visiting Harrisburg, I stopped in twice - Monday night and Tuesday afternoon. This covers the Monday night visit. There was about 6 or 7 guys in the club. Arrived at 11pm on Monday night, not…

7 yrs ago

Adult World

Harrisburg, PA

Tuesday afternoon - My own personal strip club

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

I stopped in on a Tuesday at 3:30pm. Found myself as the only patron in the club. Girl reading a book jumped up and started dancing. Kind of surreal. You'd think having your own personal strip…

7 yrs ago

Spearmint Rhino

West Palm Beach, FL

$10 Tuesday worth the visit

★★★★★★★★★★8.3/10

I hadn't been in a while and the last visit was less than inspiring. This time it was much improved. While the drink specials have been reduced, they do have a tasty steak meal offering.…

7 yrs ago1

Madame Rouge NYC

New York, NY

Not worth it even with no cover charge

★★★★★★★3.7/10

Entered about 6 pm on a Wednesday. Strange set up, with the bar in front, then you have to go through another door to get to the dance area. There was one dancer sitting at…

8 yrs ago

Lido Lounge

New York, NY

Worth the effort

★★★★★★★★★★9.0/10

Lido is different than other clubs. It moves around from night to night. You need to be approved to get in. The process is easy, but takes a bit of time. But boy is it…

8 yrs ago2

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, FL

OK time but not the Tootsie's from a few years ago.

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

I had some time to kill after a meeting in Miami. I figured that Tootsie's would be the safest choice of clubs, tried and true. It was pretty empty, more empty than I think I had…

8 yrs ago1