Reviews by fla_funmeister

I originally showed up just before 5, as their website and here (fixed) said it opened at 3. Nope, opens at 5pm. So went to the local sports bar with referee clad waitresses for dinner,…

I wrote a not flattering review of Cheetah WPB after a very uneventful and frustrating afternoon visit. Circumstances had me near the Hallandale one on a Tuesday afternoon. Greeted at the door by a cute door…

As noted elsewhere, the only decent daytime option. Went on a Sunday afternoon to catch the football games. $1 cover charge, no parking fees. Miller lite bottle was $5, no idea if that was a special…

Was in Austin for work, had a choice between here and Yellow Rose. Should have picked the YR. I am white, speak very little spanish. You really need to speak spanish or use google translate extensively,…

First visit here post covid. Arrived at 8pm, not many customers, lots of girls, but most just looking at their phones, not really interested in dancing. There was a home Phillies game that night, so…

My first visit to Atlanta since Covid and more importantly, since Follies closed. With the few Florida & NC clubs that had offered $10 high mileage dances either closed or prices raised, I was very…

I only had a short period of time on my way to Jacksonville, so as much as I would have liked to visit the Cocoa Beach clubs, I did not have the time. So I…

First time in quite a long time in a club. Arrived at about 1pm. Self parked, but a guy came by in a souped up golf cart insisting on giving me a ride to the…

OK, be aware, I had not been in this place pre-covid since they began the remodel. So I never saw it in progress or anything. And this review is likely impacted, not only by that,…

So, I have learned something that I did not know about this place. There are three shifts 12-4, 4-8, and 8-midnight. I got there around 7:30. There was one other customer at the stage. He…

This used to be one of my favorite places to visit. But the negatives are starting to outweigh the positives. I strolled in about 3pm on a Thursday. At that time it was $20 for valet…

I arrived at 12:30 on a Tuesday, valet was already set up. $10 to the valet guy. Car ended up in front as I was one of the first. Not sure how early you have…

Was in town for a conference. Staying close by, so thought I would check it out. On a corner at the edge of the touristy area. Seems safe neighborhood as long as you don't…

After a less than stellar trip on a Tuesday night (see previous review), I thought I would try again on a night that didn't have specials. Went on a Wednesday. It was actually worse. Yes,…

Figured I would give it a shot. I know it is a self serve place, but wanted to try out their fetish/domination package. First, the schedule page is useless, never changes (Oops, just noticed…

I had previously visited here during the day on a Tuesday. This time it was night time. My previous visit was nice. Good dances, good looking girls. No upsell pressure. Night time is evidently different. While…

Tuesdays are the special day with $10 dances all day. When it started, they also had a ton of other specials. Now, not so much. It is a $5 cover charge. Used to be free, then…

While not the best ever, this is a good solid club. Decent facilities, good selection of nice looking dancers, good lap dances for $20 a pop. First time at this club. Went on a Tuesday afternoon.…

Visiting Harrisburg, I stopped in twice - Monday night and Tuesday afternoon. This covers the Monday night visit. There was about 6 or 7 guys in the club. Arrived at 11pm on Monday night, not…

I stopped in on a Tuesday at 3:30pm. Found myself as the only patron in the club. Girl reading a book jumped up and started dancing. Kind of surreal. You'd think having your own personal strip…

I hadn't been in a while and the last visit was less than inspiring. This time it was much improved. While the drink specials have been reduced, they do have a tasty steak meal offering.…

Entered about 6 pm on a Wednesday. Strange set up, with the bar in front, then you have to go through another door to get to the dance area. There was one dancer sitting at…

Lido is different than other clubs. It moves around from night to night. You need to be approved to get in. The process is easy, but takes a bit of time. But boy is it…

I had some time to kill after a meeting in Miami. I figured that Tootsie's would be the safest choice of clubs, tried and true. It was pretty empty, more empty than I think I had…

I arrived in Atlanta late in the afternoon, headed directly to Follies. Walked in about 5:30pm. It was packed of course. No cover, a simple pat down by the door girl. Every table was taken but…