Found a good dancer, so left happy

I originally showed up just before 5, as their website and here (fixed) said it opened at 3. Nope, opens at 5pm. So went to the local sports bar with referee clad waitresses for dinner, returning around 5:45. No cover or even door girl. There was one patron and two dancers.

They advertise topless bartender Tuesday, but she was not topless. Would have been interesting. It was very early and with only two patrons including me, didn't make sense.

Ordered a club soda, no charge! Tipped $5.

One very attractive blonde. She eventually strolled over. At first I didn't think she was Cuban. But she was. Nice body, very natural tits, no giant booty. She didn't open with an Ah papi, so that was nice. She spoke well, but turns out did not have an outstanding grasp of the language.

I didn't have a ton of time, since I was already an hour beyond when I thought I would start. So when she offered a dance, I took her up on that.