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Reviews by Smirnov

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15 years ago
Lulu's
Cleveland, Ohio
As always, if you're looking for...
As always, if you're looking for the better-looking dancers, go at night. If you're looking for the higher-mileage dancers, go during the day. The mileage on the day shift is infinitely better...
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16 years ago
Late Night Pub
Tallmadge, Ohio
I hadn't been in here in...
I hadn't been in here in a long time, but stopped in one early evening recently. No girls were out on the floor when I got there, but a couple came out soon...
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16 years ago
Christie's Cabaret Brunswick
Brunswick, Ohio
Most of the girls look good...
Most of the girls look good here, and some of them dance nude. It seems to be up to them, and most choose not to. Most will flash you some, though. The girls...
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16 years ago
Fox's Den
Brook Park, Ohio
I keep saying I won't bother...
I keep saying I won't bother coming back here; then I keep coming back. It's a dump, it's always been a dump. The extras are here, for sure (probably why I find...
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16 years ago
Jen's Den
Akron, Ohio
I like it here....the mileage varies,...
I like it here....the mileage varies, but it's never just zero. For the $5 lap at the bar, expect -- at least -- to get plenty of grinding....and it's not unusual to get...
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17 years ago
Fox's Den
Brook Park, Ohio
I just slipped in here last...
I just slipped in here last night myself....and man, did it ever suck. The decor and ambiance was as trashy needig-a-shower when you leave as ever...and the girls were just boring. Not just boring...
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17 years ago
Privilege Lounge 216
Cleveland, Ohio
Holy cow. The last review couldn't be...
Holy cow. The last review couldn't be more blatent -- and more blatently wrong. First of all, being the best cabaret on Brookpark Road is setting the bar extremely low -- none of 'em...
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17 years ago
Late Night Pub
Tallmadge, Ohio
Not sure how to rate this...
Not sure how to rate this place. It's Roy's new place -- he of the old Belmont Grill -- and it has the same kinds of dancers, exactly. The place itself is infinitely nicer...
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17 years ago
Lulu's
Cleveland, Ohio
I had kinda given up on...
I had kinda given up on Bugsy's -- the hustle was not worth the lack of action -- but I went back on an exploratory mission. I was curious how, if at all,...
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17 years ago
Whiskey River
Barberton, Ohio
Whiskey River? I've been in here twice;...
Whiskey River? I've been in here twice; a complete mixed-bag both times. The first time, the girls took turn dancing on a strange little, rail-surrounded stage in the back. There were some very...
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17 years ago
Roxy Showgirls
Toledo, Ohio
I stopped in here during the...
I stopped in here during the day shift, recently. My first time here.....and it left me bewildered as to why it's always in the top ten (or so) rated clubs in the country....
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17 years ago
Club 1245
Tallmadge, Ohio
The club had been closed for...
The club had been closed for a while -- for renovations -- and it just recently re-opened. It does look better, but I can't say as it's exactly Trump Tower. The biggest problem...
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17 years ago
C.W.'s
Akron, Ohio
Okay. I tried it again....
Okay. I tried it again. It's been quite a while, and you never know how things may change for the better (or, indeed, the worse). C.W.'s hasn't changed at all. I went...
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17 years ago
Jen's Den
Akron, Ohio
Not exactly the classiest joint in...
Not exactly the classiest joint in the world -- or even in the area (which sets the bar a bit lower) -- but not a dump, either. More like a well-kept 1950's basement. The...
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17 years ago
Christie's Cabaret Brunswick
Brunswick, Ohio
I stopped in here on a...
I stopped in here on a Monday night. There were about 5 girls dancing -- significantly fewer than usual....but they all, every one of 'em, looked great. Even the waitress -- yes,...
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17 years ago
Dance Saloon
Brunswick, Ohio
I've been in here twice in...
I've been in here twice in the past 2 weeks....once early on a Wednesday (shortly after work); once late on a Monday. The sign out front still says "Bikini Dancers", but you couldn't prove it...
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17 years ago
Lulu's
Cleveland, Ohio
Used to be that the only...
Used to be that the only reason to come in here was the mileage, both at the bar and during a dance. Now? No real reason to come in here, seems to me. Yes, the...
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18 years ago
Million Dollar Club
Cleveland, Ohio
Your feelings about this club will...
Your feelings about this club will depend completely on what you like.... First of all, expect very loud and unremitting rap music. It's loud and unlit and not exactly the classiest place in Cleveland....
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18 years ago
Dance Saloon
Brunswick, Ohio
This club is a mixed bag....
This club is a mixed bag. First of all, it's basically a neighborhood blue-collar bar with a tiny stage tacked on behind the seats. The dancers range from VERY nice looking and...
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18 years ago
Christie's Cabaret Brunswick
Brunswick, Ohio
It's too expensive here; and it...
It's too expensive here; and it can be hard to get a girl's attention, if you want it. But it's nicely dark by the tables, and the girls are (almost without exception) very attractive when...
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18 years ago
Temptations
Brook Park, Ohio
I swore I wouldn't return here,...
I swore I wouldn't return here, but my car kinda steered itself in here on Saturday night. There was only one girl working, and she doubled as the barmaid. At least they...
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18 years ago
Da Bodega Gentleman Club
Cleveland, Ohio
As has always been the case...
As has always been the case here, the quality of dancers vary from one visit to the next -- from hour to hour, I'm pretty sure. Moreover, the quality of the dances varies,...
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18 years ago
Fox's Den
Brook Park, Ohio
This place is, absolutely, a grabby,...
This place is, absolutely, a grabby, stick-shifting place. Buy a girl a drink at the bar, and her hand will creep up your thigh. Sit in a booth with her, and it...
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18 years ago
Privilege Lounge 216
Cleveland, Ohio
I hadn't been in here in...
I hadn't been in here in a long time....but boredom won out, and I went in a couple of nights ago. Decor and music hadn't changed.....still an odd mix of "gentleman's club" and strip club....