Reviews

It was late and Bottoms Up was closed so I wandered in here close to midnight on a Wednesday. Being in the mood for a Bottoms Up style "lapdance" I prepared myself for the…

3 yrs ago

Bare Assets Melbourne

Melbourne, FL

Solid Little Spacecoast Club

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

I'm seldom in Melbourne and hadn't been here in a long time. Music was weird eclectic. Clientele was mostly middle aged white. I didn't see alot of black customers or dancers and the DJ wasn't…

3 yrs ago

Dixie's Gentlemen's Club

DeLand, FL

Not worth visiting right now

I've been sort of going to this club regularly for a few months, but that may be ending. This is a composite of the last few visits. This club was always VERY hit or miss depending on…

4 yrs ago5

Dixie's Gentlemen's Club

DeLand, FL

Trying to crack the code on the strip club in my backyard

I keep returning to this club with mixed results, trying to crack the code. This is a composite review including multiple day visits and night visits on Thursday, Saturday and Sunday nights. First of all days here…

4 yrs ago4

Dixie's Gentlemen's Club

DeLand, FL

Not worth visiting unless you're stuck in Deland and want a beer.

I've been to this place a handful of times but this was my first visit since the pandemic. Every previous visit was based on someone in real time or online saying something about high mileage or…

5 yrs ago1

Inner Room Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, FL

These Are Not the Good Old Days

★★★★★★★3.3/10

I'll try to do a good job reviewing the current reality of Inner Room. My review summary is that this club is NOT worth visiting right now. I can't give the place credit for what…

6 yrs ago

Bottom's Up Club

New Smyrna Beach, FL

Nothing New or Good

★★★★★★★3.7/10

Visited on a Friday around 6. There was ONE dancer there, named Heidi. This place has always been slow, but ONE dancer on a Friday at 6:00 when the club opened at 3:00 is pretty…

6 yrs ago2

Diamond Dolls

Daytona Beach, FL

Post Bike Week hangover?

★★★★★★★★5.0/10

I decided to poke my head in here after a long time away. I got the craving before but I tried to intentionally avoid bike week and spring break week. I think all the clubs…

7 yrs ago

Cheaters

Cocoa Beach, FL

Still playing Pepsi to Inner Room's Coke

I haven't been to the cocoa clubs in a while so I hit Inner Room and then Cheaters on my way out of town. This club had more girls than I normally see on dayshift and…

7 yrs ago1

Diamond Dolls

Daytona Beach, FL

Another visit to DD

This is a review on my two most recent visits. Visited on Sunday night and there wasn't much to write about. They opened at 7, didn't have a single girl till closer to 8, and…

7 yrs ago

Diamond Dolls

Daytona Beach, FL

Quiet afternoon at DD

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

I haven't been to this club in months. The layout, prices, and surrounding area are exactly the same so any review from the last few months would apply. What seemed unusual is that this was…

7 yrs ago1

Stars World Class Men's Club

Orlando, FL

Dayshift sucks like night shift

★★★★★★★3.3/10

This review will be short. I visited this club an evening a few months ago. Had low expectations and was still disappointed. Decided to take a look at the early shift. In my experience some…

7 yrs ago

Inner Room Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, FL

A surprisingly good visit

★★★★★★★★★★8.3/10

I've visited this club on and off for a very long time. I met a guy who is one of the newest daytime managers brought in by the still relatively new owner. Guy seemed very…

8 yrs ago1

Bottom's Up Club

New Smyrna Beach, FL

Another visit to this strange club

I go here every few months. I always vow it will be my last visit. I'm not sure it's worth me continuing to review because certain things seem to always be the same. They…

Stars World Class Men's Club

Orlando, FL

Orlando Clubs Suck

Although I live in Orlando I visit strip clubs EVERYWHERE except Orlando. It's been years since I visited an Orlando club. Even then that visit was with a bachelor party full of guys…

Inner Room Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, FL

Another visit to the NEW Inner Room

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

I returned to IR because I still love this place even though it has clearly slipped. I talked to a girl about the cameras in the place. They are infrared, so doesn't matter whether the…

Diamond Dolls

Daytona Beach, FL

A lot of Good and Bad Variety in the Afternoon

I visit this club in the Afternoon. I come here randomly, but it's always before shift change. This review is a composite of my last few afternoon visits. The club is in a rough…

8 yrs ago2

Inner Room Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, FL

Sad visit

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

I visit clubs on both coasts of Florida on a regular basis. I'm starting to visit this club less and less and it used to be like a second home to me. Coming in here…

8 yrs ago2

Bottom's Up Club

New Smyrna Beach, FL

Not worth visiting

★★★★★★★★4.7/10

I poke my head in this club every couple of months. I'm usually disappointed but there have been times where the club had multiple relatively cute dancers and they were all giving crazy high…

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, FL

Weekday afternoon

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

Visited on a Thursday afternoon. Ive gone here on and off for a long time and this seemed like the most lively for a weekday afternoon I can remember. Vicky tall enhanced blonde who gives great dances…

8 yrs ago1

Inner Room Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, FL

Sampling the dayshift again

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

I haven't been here in a while, so I figured it was time to poke my head in. I went relatively close to opening and most of the new and offending lighting changes in the club…

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, FL

Sunday visit to Ybor

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

Visited this club on a Sunday evening. I used to love this place, but I haven't been in many months. I haven't been since they rearranged their use of curtains... I was expecting the…