Reviews by wasted

I've been to this club multiple times so I figured I would finally review it. First of all the club is out of the way. I'll return eventually but I don't think I would recommend…

I've been away from this club for a while so I decided to visit on a couple of Sundays recently. They had the customary free buffet which I hear is good, but I don't…

They open at 6, they usually don't put a dancer on stage till 7, and the place isn't really running at full speed before 8. I have no idea when they close, but I've…

Visited on a Tuesday afternoon to see what's going on with this club now. There was one woman behind the bar. Turns out she was the only dancer/bartender on duty. That's it. The…

This is probably my favorite club in the St. Pete/Clearwater area right now. Small laid back bar feel, and during the day most of the patrons huddle at the bar more interested in drinking…

Writing a review of this place is getting tough, because it defies description. I've traveled alot and found very few $10 lapdance clubs. And I haven't found any better. This place also…

Visited a couple of times since the raid. I talked to a couple of dancers and one manager who think the whole thing will blow over. Apparently the club's lawyer says the club should be…

Visited this place for the first time in quite a few months. The girls were a world cuter than what I saw last time I visited. Girls were probably Inner Room quality, although…

Passed by this place on my way back towards Orlando after spending time at Inner Room. Tall black guy was working the door. It's the first time I've ever seen a man working here who…

vistited this club for the first time in a while. I originally stopped going because of the insipid ways they try to seperate you from your money. "Would you like to buy the girl a…

Visited on a Wednesday afternoon into early evening. It's spring break and cocoa is crowded, especially with coeds wandering around in bikinis. Decided to take advantage of this by... spending an afternoon in a…

I travel all over Florida and visit alot of clubs. Felt kind of compelled to review this club because of it's inexplicable status in the club rankings. I otherwise wouldn't have reviewed it…

Visited on Friday afternoon. It seemed alot of the standard dayshift, split shift girls were not there. Coincidentally a few of the missing girls were ones I know give high mileage dances.…

Made an evening visit. Caught alot of split shift girls already there and night shift girls leaving. This club is so flexible about when girls work sometimes it's hard to tell what shift…

This is becoming my favorite club. It really feels like three different clubs depending on when you go there. They have a night shift with alot of pretty girls, but the dances are pretty basic…

Previous review looks like it was written by one of the bartenders... They DO have cold beer, but they also do NOT have liquor. The bartenders (the day shift one and the night shift one…

This is kind of a grab bag review so anyway... This club is owned/managed by the same guys who do Playmates in Cocoa and a club called Blush in Cocoa Beach. Playmates is a shithole that I've…

My first visit to this place and I can't understand why this club exists. First of all it's out in the middle of nowhere. They must be able to stay open because of the low…

Visited a couple times in the last couple of weeks. I agree with the review below regarding the new girls. I think the economy is driving more girls into stripping and driving good strippers to…

I live in Tampa so I only get here once or twice a year. Got a light thursday crowd around shift change. I was a little worried when I read posts below about cameras, etc. There…

Made a rare (for me) Friday night visit to Ybor strip. The night time dynamic here is alot like the daytime dynamic. More customers, but many more girls. So the girls were…

The last few reviews have so much syrup in them I feel compelled to add some vinegar back to the board... I think the general trend of this club is downward, but the trend in the…

Sunday evening in Ybor. I intentionally avoided this club during the superbowl. The girls said that during the bowl they made good money, but the number of girls from out of town was…

Another visit to seven seas. There were about 5 girls total working. This club always seems to have a couple of guys in here who either work there or they're super regulars.…

My visit kind of echoes the reviews below. I was in the club over an hour, and probably less than six other guys came and went while I was there. Every girl I…