Orlando Clubs Suck

Although I live in Orlando I visit strip clubs EVERYWHERE except Orlando. It's been years since I visited an Orlando club. Even then that visit was with a bachelor party full of guys who aren't as hardcore addicted to strip clubs as I am. I can still recall my hidden contempt for my friends because they had fun getting air dances from women wearing pasties. Giving women money when they aren't debasing themselves ruins the market for the rest of us.

After visiting Stars recently my feelings about my home town clubs have been reinforced and I probably won't go back to an Orlando club for another decade or so. There is NO reason to go to this place if you can obtain transportation to Tampa, Daytona or Cocoa Beach.

The outside of this building is impressive. Parking is ample and behind the building. The outside had a security guard on sight. It's on OBT which is basically a red light district and there are often hookers walking out front.