Reviews by lil dick

Not as good as I expected, but not all bad either. Reputed to be the best in Vegas, and the dancers like to remind you of that frequently, but really just so-so. Expensive…

I had a great time at Treasures on a Monday afternoon prior to the Monday Night Football game. No cover, free domestic beer before the game starts, and a friendly staff. The girls…

The Moon continues to tinker with the formula. The latest twist is in the PD pricing structure. No more regular $20 PD's in the back, they are now performed out front on the…

Friday afternoon, about 7 patrons and 8 or 9 dancers working. Pretty solid-looking crew, rate them 6-7 and above. Domestic beer $4, import $5, cover $5. Signs up throughout the place announcing…

One of my better visits to the 'house. It looks like there's been some turnover in the entertainer ranks, and that's a good thing, because it had been getting nasty for a while there.…

My 3rd visit to Cheetahs, but the first in about 2 years. The layout hasn't changed a lot, except there are no more laps in booths along the wall -- everything seems to take…

Visited on a Friday night between about 10 and midnight. The place was pretty quiet when I arrived, maybe 6-8 PL's and 10-12 dancers. Two of the three stages were active. I…

Eh. Happy hour on a Friday, 12 or so girls working, and only two who could pass for "hot". A few nice bodies but those faces, aye carumba. Some of these broads…

Had a fun Thursday night visit recently. There were a lot of girls working, at least 25, maybe 30. They were running frequent 2-for-1's, like 3 per hour, and about two-thirds of the…

After lurking on the NCT review listings for a long while I decided finally to check it out for myself. I stopped off first at the nearby corner bar to get lubricated, then headed…

I think Crazy Horse may still be my favorite SF club. But as with any club, your experience depends a lot on the particular girl or girls you encounter. On a recent visit,…

My first visit to LFHC in SF...to any LFHC for that matter. Security was tighter than other clubs. I got wanded and patted down, and a bag I was carrying was inspected.…

Still one of my favorite places in the country. A little slow on this past Tuesday night, but I wasn't expecting a lot for a weeknight. "Honey" is a new arrival who showed…

Very easy to get to, right off 895 on Pulaski, and not far from 95. I've passed this joint many a time on my way to Players, and decided to give it a try…

Doesn't live up to the Scores hype, IMO. (I've never been to the NYC club either, so I can't say how it compares.) First, the pluses: it's clean and well-appointed, and most of…

I had a pleasant afternoon/evening at the southside moon this past Friday. I arrived during the day shift, around 2:30 pm. There were about six girls working, including the smoking hot Pocahontas.…

Summer hours are back in effect at the downtown Paper Moon, opening at noon on Wed. through Friday. Southside club still opens at noon on Friday only. My last visit was pleasant though…

Not awful, but not great. My first visit, a Friday night, I arrived about 9 pm. The place was pretty dead, and remained so for the rest of the night. Lots of…

Very very upscale-looking place. $20 cover is steep. Very high level of talent, 8's to 10's all around. Varied dance quality, not a lot of mileage, but touching is allowed. No…

Normally just a juice bar, I happened across Deja Vu on a night where they were having an invitation-only party. The guy at the door gave me an invitation, so I went in.…

Just up the street from Deja Vu, this is big step up in terms of talent. Dancers ranged from 7 to 9. Not a one in the place that I wouldn't enjoy looking…

I stopped by here twice and got mixed impressions. The first time was late, about 10 pm, and I met a few friends there and we sat at the stage. Three dancers going…

Finally got my chance to check out the legendary Playhouse Lounge. I stopped while passing through on a weekday afternoon. I wasn't expecting much at that hour, but the place was fairly…

Downgrading the Southside Paper Moon for several reasons. One is the attitude of the dancers. One in particular, "Poison", has a pretty poisonous attitude. If you tip her a buck, she will…

Excellent Thursday night at northside Moon this week -- beat the pants off southside. Saw a few new faces. Mia (or Mya), a very pretty blonde, spent a good part of the evening…