I had a so-so night at...

I had a so-so night at BDs that started off bad and got better. It was one of those nights where a 5 latched on to me the moment I sat down at the bar and would not let up. "Don't you want to buy a dance from me?" "Don't you want to buy me a drink?" "Don't you want to blah blah blah?" I pretty much have a rule that I am not going anywhere with the first girl who approaches me when I step in the door, even if she is a ten, because I want my night to last more than fifteen minutes. Anyway, once I ditched her sorry ass, I cruised the satellite stages, dropped a few bucks, got some nice Texas boobies in my face, had a few drinks, and generally had a pleasant time, which peaked with a set of dances from a lovely hawaiian girl while the Mavs beat the Heat.