Reviews by lil dick

I've been to this club lots of times. I stayed away for a few years because talent went down while prices went up. Prices are still high, but there are a few more…

Friday mid-afternoon visit to the Moon. This used to be a good time to go as evening girls were coming on shift, and it was a laid-back time. On this day it kind…

Made a trip back to Dallas Rhino a couple of weeks ago. The evening's talent was much the same as the past couple of visits. I can't seem to heed my own advice…

Bad timing on my part. I arrived just after opening at 5 pm (note TUSCL's hours are incorrect). There were exactly two dancers and zero other customers when I arrived. I immediately…

Usually very high on this Rhino, but I guess I was there on an off night. The guys seemed to outnumber the girls, and a lot of girls weren't circulating. I got only…

Very disappointed in my latest trip to PM southside. The trouble started the minute I set foot in the door. It was around 7:30 pm. The counter girl said "five dollars", then…

I've been to the Rhino's in Vegas and L.A., but I had the best time of all three in Dallas. The other locations were too dark, too upscale, too pretentious, too expensive, and I…

I had a so-so night at BDs that started off bad and got better. It was one of those nights where a 5 latched on to me the moment I sat down at the…

I had a great time at the Lodge, and not just because it looks like the inside of Bass Pro Shops. The girls were good looking almost every one, the music was good, and…

Easily the biggest club I have ever been in. This place is like a Costco with darker lighting, naked chicks, and alcohol. I think there were 4 stages, one big one and 3…

Seems like a typical mid-level Dallas area club. Topless, cavernous interior, multiple stages, decent but not exceptional talent, some hot bartenders. For a slightly shabby place, the drink prices seemed a tad high…

Upscale place, really nice furnishings, and decent talent. Very dark parking lot, watch yourself. Strong talent, a variety of types, thick and thin, dark and blonde, natural and fake. I was most…

Yup, all black club, didn't know that when I walked in. I was one of maybe 3 white guys in the place. But nobody gave me a hard time. A few girls…

I visited D's just before new years. I wasn't expecting much from a Thursday evening, but there were a lot of lookers on shift that night, including the bartenders. I'm a fan of…

It's been a couple of years since I was in here. Ownership has changed, and so has the layout and the look. The pool table is over by the bathroom, and the stage…

To me, Delilah's is a model for other SCs to follow. Tons of beautiful girls, topless stage and lap dances, moderate prices ($15 cover, $6 domestic beers, $7 imports), and a range of contact.…

The prices at this paper moon location are getting a little out of control. The cover is still reasonable at $12, but drinks (beer & soda only) are now $8-$9 apiece. Those are…

I was in the area on a Friday afternoon so I stopped in for a few hours. There were about 15 girls on shift. 3 of these could have made good money in…

Returned to Candy Bar after a couple years' hiatus. It looks like it's under the same management as Daddy Rabbits and Pure Pleasure. The layout and decor look about the same, not too…

Rick's gets major points for the talent on display on a Friday night. There were so many girls on shift it was almost one dancer for every customer. And every one an 8…

Visited Players around mid-August on a weeknight. It must have been tiny titty night, because there was not much happening upstairs. But that also means the crew on shift were generally slim and…

A brief Friday visit to Paper Moon. There was a small crew on shift, maybe 5-6 girls, 3 of which were pretty hot. 2 of these were slim, really outstanding brunettes, and one…

My first Scores experience. This joint gets high marks for plush decor, tons of hot entertainers, friendly staff, and surprisingly reasonable prices ($15 cover, $20 TD/$30 LD, beer < $7). I take points…

Been a while, but I decided to check out the northside Moon once again. It's just so damn convenient to downtown, y'know. Lots of new faces, probably new hires from the Wednesday night…

Another fantastic afternoon at the Playhouse. Most of the fat, old, ugly chicks are gone, and there are quite a few actual hotties working PH these days. And of course there's Ruby, in…