Louie's Lounge
Closed
4601 W Lake St Melrose Park, IL 60160

If I ever come back here...

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HornyBoar
Nov 4, 2012, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Sunday Afternoon

If I ever come back here again, I should kill myself. First off, being a white man and walking in here means you are instantly assumed to be wealthy. Secondly, I was told I come here because the strippers are more manageable than a wife or girlfriend. What are you fucking joking me? So a heroin addict, a methhead, a trailer trash bimbo is giving me something better than a real wife or significant other? What kind of psychosis must a woman who is a low enough life form to work at a shithole like this yet won't become a hooker who deserves REAL credit on this one, and dare to claim this, even if it was a joke?

Anyway, if any of these low lives come on here and read this, here is your reminder. You are useless, ugly and the 2 or 3 of you who are good looking are actually, good looking only in a strip club. That's how useless and arrogant you are. I'm not coming back here (big surprise).

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If I ever come back here...