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2 years ago
+1, please add names.
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2 years ago
Thanks for the review. I'll have to check out Harlow. It is strange she didn't ask you, but I would just ask her myself next time, especially since you had limited time. Sometimes these girls get tired of getting "no" and take a break from making rounds. One hot dancer was telling me it was the hardest thing for her when she started dancing. In real life she would give a guy a tiny hint and they would be all over her. In a club she has to be the one to come up to a guy and ask and often get a "no". It's a blow to their ego. So I wouldn't take her not asking you as an offense or a personal thing (though it's still weird that she didn't ask you after you tipped, but it does happen).
Another tip TMQ shared is to ask Pandora waitress to go get the dancer you want. Tip the waitress a couple of bucks maybe as a good will gesture.
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2 years ago
Thanks for the review. I noticed the decline as well, both in number of dancers and quality. Do you mind sharing the name of the dancer you spent the time with? Always good to know the names of the dancers that provide good service.
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2 years ago
Nice review, thanks! Would've appreciated the names to go with the descriptions (Pandora posts the names of the girls working on their IG), but it's still very useful for other PLs.
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2 years ago
Thanks for sharing Maximust! While I would've liked to know what the damage was for educational purposes, I certainly wouldn't have rejected this review as the info is invaluable. Besides not paying upfront I'd recommend being very clear about what you are expecting. She still may have lied to you but it would've been much easier to call out her lies (not sure if that would've done you any good though).
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2 years ago
@ericinthe206 - yeah, she was a 10 for me, and there were no other choices for me on that shift. I actually ended up living Pandora and driving down to Kittens (where I had much better dances with Tee, that review is already posted). As far as bikini barista stands - there is a whole forum on the topic on the other site. One of the reasons you might be getting no play might be police investigations that are going on right now specifically targeting bikini barista stands.
@drewcareypnw - thanks!
@FlyLikeAPenguin - thanks, I believe Diamond works Fri and Sat only.
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2 years ago
Monse doesn't work nights AFAIK. She is a day shift girl. If looks are important to you, you might be disappointed when you see her. She is known for excellent service and friendly attitude. I personally never played with her because her looks don't do much for me. I'd rather get less from a hotter chick.
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2 years ago
Yeah, don't ask me how I know about their scams... At least I got take for only $50 and only once. Lesson learned.
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2 years ago
@FlyLikeAPenguin - thanks again for the review last week, reminded me again this place can be fun regardless of minor battle fatigue and PTSD inflicted by enemy combatants...
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2 years ago
Tee is not who I thought she was, though in general the personality description ended up being accurate though I can still reluctantly recommend her.
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2 years ago
Sure is, thanks for that!
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2 years ago
Thanks for the update man, much appreciated. Yeah, she did have a newbie feel to her on stage, so I guess it makes sense.
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2 years ago
Thanks man, nice review! You got a few nice dances from Kyla I take it? She sounds like fun.
Tee is a bit of a bitch, pretty stand-offish and major GPS. Will do "regular" dances for $30 but they are not that great. I do dig her looks but she's probably not a repeat for me because of the attitude.
Brie is actually really nice and I think a bit shy. She is my regular now and she told me I looked too unapproachable and she was afraid to come sell me dances. If you like her looks, I'd just ask her. She does pretty nice dances (IMHO), nice personality, and she's a perfect 10 for me.
Sounds like I need to drop by and meet Kyla and Pretti.
I did see Rio there and she had major GPS. I know her from Pandora (where she danced as "Summer") and she didn't have as much of a GPS back then. She's hot but she's definitely one of the worst deals you will get at Kittens (unless she changed for the better again since I saw her a few months ago). Plenty of pretty girls there willing to play for a lot less.
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2 years ago
Around 1pm
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2 years ago
Thanks all for the group effort! I guess I'm due back at the club to get acquainted with her :)
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2 years ago
Actually Mary Jane has fairly large tat of some kind of a bird thing above her boobs. I don't think it was Mary Jane. I don't see Mandy anywhere on the IG unfortunately.
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2 years ago
Definitely not Angel. I think the chick he's talking about has no tats. Angel has lots of tats.
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2 years ago
Nice review, thanks!
I'm curious about Mandy, what does she look like? I hear good things about her but never saw her in the club. If you have any info please PM. TIA!
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2 years ago
I know exactly who you are talking about, but the DJ needs to spit the shit he has in his mouth while he talks, because I can never understand him. Saw her in the club twice, mildly curious about her as she's not my quite my type, yet would like to know her name as well. I've seen name "Mary Jane" on their IG page a couple of times lately, so maybe that's her? I can see he being Mary Jane, plain white chick.
As BubbleYum said, tip her while she's on stage. Considering that almost nobody tips there during the day, she'd be stupid not to try to talk to her. $2 is all it takes (or $5 if you really want to attract her attention, though you might get marked as big spender and get higher than usual pricing).
And/or tip the waitress they have there (or ask the club manager on shift) and they'll get the dancer you want even if she's in the back/dressing room. They are there to make money and I'm sure she wouldn't say no to you.
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2 years ago
Thanks for the review man. I do see Morgan on the IG lineup one in a while, but I agree, she seems highly irregular. Is she back to the pre-COVID shape yet? She used to be the hottest chick in the club (on par with Alexis IMHO) but COVID downtime wasn't good for her and she was twice as big when I saw her (many months ago) post-COVID.
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2 years ago
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drewcareypnwnot the real drew carey, but I play him at strip clubs...
Thanks for the info man. I love the hobbit line, cracked me up :)
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2 years ago
CORRECTION: Just re-read my initial blurb about the club, and noticed I had inacurate info about private booth prices. They went up AFAIK. I don't normally use them, but from what I hear/read elsewhere, they start at $70 (or $75 ?) for 15 minutes now. I'm sure the regulars know that, for for newbies/out-of-towners this could be important info I guess. Also as it was mentioned multiple times - you never need to get a private VIP room (the booth with curtains) for anything, unless your dancer insists of course, and then it's up to you if she's worth that extra $70 to you.
Also Entice didn't have any booKs with her. Her booBs are very nice though. :)
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2 years ago
@DC - thanks for sharing that, confirms my initial impression. At least it sounds like you got slightly better dances, so there is that :). I'd be OK with just the dances from her is they weren't so shitty and she would be a slightly better actress. Being hot isn't quite enough IMHO when you treat your customers like shit.
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2 years ago
Thanks for the review, much appreciated. Sorry you got robbed. Happened to me in Lake City Deja Vu years ago, same story - dancers robbed me by two dances, DJ sided with her, I just cut my losses. Unfortunately that happens. However, DJ is not always on the dancer side - at least when she's trying to be honest. Also had the opposite experience at the same club (LCV). Danced with a dancer who wasn't my ATM but pretty and seemed genuinely a nice girl. She miscounted by one dance. I called her out on that (politely). She went to check with DJ and came back all apologetic and confirmed she miscounted. Looked like she really was feeling bad. So I guess it depends on the dancer and the DJ.
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2 years ago
@Rod - agreed, prices are crazy in the area. Sometimes I want to move somewhere like Phoenix AZ where $10 dances are still a thing (and there are places in the country where $5 dances are still a thing from reading the reviews). Us locals just to have to roll with the punches. I wouldn't recommend visitors going to Seattle clubs. I would say *any* Seattle clubs, since Deja Vu clubs have dances just as expensive except typically less mileage and not necessarily better looking dancers.
@Wintersport - yeah, pretty generic summary rather than an actual review. At the same time it's accurate, so I guess I don't have a problem with that. Nice summary for a visitor or someone new to the area to read.