Reviews by curiousted

On June 30th, 2016, a federal judge agreed with the city of Oakland Park that its laws controlling Pure Platinum are constitutional. No nude performing; no alcohol if topless. (Apparently, there is a no...

Pure Platinum (PP), a hop, skip and a jump from the closed Solid Gold, has to be on the edge of survival. Oakland Park closed Solid gold and must be trying to close its...

Had not been here for over a year. (Don't live in Chicago anymore.) Put club on my must list because of categorization as a NUDE club. Went Friday night at 9:00 p.m. Friday night;...

Drove by (after a disappointing visit to another club) and was surprised to see a 1/3 full parking lot at 4:00 in the afternoon. Made a u-turn several blocks later to go back because...

Was curious about Bare Assets South (BAS), since Bare Assets in Holiday 50 minutes north in Pasco County is a popular nude club. Knew BAS would be pasties or topless, since it is in...

Okay, it was Presidents' Day. So, nobody goes to strip clubs on Presidents' Day? This was my second stop of the evening, after Brass Flamingo. 9:00 p.m. Number of customers varied between 2 and...

Arrived Friday about 1:30. Was doing a three club tour, this my first stop. Free parking and entrance to club. The first thing I noticed was that I could see well. Afternoon lighting? Main...

Arrived at about 3:00 p.m. Parked myself for free. Club greeter was friendly. No cover. Walked straight to the main room, which looks cavernous. Main bar raised from main floor with courtesy railing. Several...

Cheetah was my 3rd club of the afternoon. Parking lot was huge but pretty full. Parked, then paid $2 for the privilege of parking myself. No cover to get in at 5:00 p.m. Walked...

The saga of Cheetah's continues. Went last Saturday to a fully nude club. Dancers were plentiful; place was well populated with appreciative guys. Went this Saturday with expectations for the same. Walked in at...

My last review of Cheetah was in April 2013, when I was astounded that it was no longer a nude-on-stage club. A long-standing legal battle over new adult club laws finally took effect after...

Cheetah Club should be starting to fill up with the night crowd Friday night at 8:45. I was surprised to walk in and see only two people at the large bar. There was a...

Here's the lead: Cheetah is still a nude club, as the website says. It is just not as much of a nude club as it used to be. Here's why. Dancers on the runway (two...

TD is going through a renovation. I think they're going in the wrong direction. Always liked this club because it has been classy, both in club appearance and gals. The club seems to have...

Brass Flamingo took a dip about 8 months ago. I'm guessing a management change. But the climb back has been good. Visited last weekend after the 7:00 pm shift change and was pleasantly surprised....

Haven't reviewed Cheetah in a while. Went Saturday evening about 10:00. This is a look, limited touch place. My rating is based on that. Girls were exceptional looking this evening. Lots of 8s, 9s...

6 months since I reviewed BF. The young, attractive dancers have gone somewhere else. About 1/2 seem in there late 30's or 40's now. Maybe everyone else went north. Also, unattractive dancers seem to...

Full nude, full liquor, full pleasure. During the day girls rate mostly 4-6 in looks with a couple of 8/9. In the evening ratings are mostly 4-6 with several 8-10. VIP rooms are...

Do you like to watch? Then this club is a 10. Sit stage-side and look up at the glory of the female body. The three number sets were clothed, topless then nude with lots...

Mostly young customers not trying to spend money. A "boy friend" club with the gals spending lots of time with young regulars, but they do break off and visit you, too. Dancers are generally...

Two recent visits. One was a 10 because of the private dances; one was a 6 because of the private dances. Unfortunately, the 10 came first. The second time was essentially a "minimum contact"...

Got to visit this club 3 evenings and 1 afternoon. Many girls are as good looking as Mons Venus; a number are not. Did the private booth thing because that is why I was...

Had not been here since February. Went on Thursday, Friday and Saturday evenings because I could smoke! Oh, and, yes, I like the club. My age is showing in many ways, because I was...

Went on a Tuesday night. Club is middle scale. Lighting is somewhat difficult with blue lights crisscrossing the stage while the dancers are performing. Layout is combination of comfortable tables and chairs and bare...