Okay, it was Presidents' Day. So,...

Okay, it was Presidents' Day. So, nobody goes to strip clubs on Presidents' Day? This was my second stop of the evening, after Brass Flamingo. 9:00 p.m. Number of customers varied between 2 and 7. Stayed for 2 scotches and 5 dancers. Not one of the dancers got naked. Topless only. The web site says Nude. Okay. If customer traffic is slow and dancers are uninspired, how does making a nude club only topless help them? When I left, I was one of 3 customers. Why did I leave? Why would I go to a nude club to see only topless? That's why I left.