Was curious about Bare Assets South...

Was curious about Bare Assets South (BAS), since Bare Assets in Holiday 50 minutes north in Pasco County is a popular nude club. Knew BAS would be pasties or topless, since it is in Pinellas County. Arrived around 3:30 Monday afternoon. Few cars in parking lot. Entered club to see a very large stage with 2 poles that consumes about a 3rd of the open club area. Seats at the stage, then a huge rectangular bar, with seating on both the stage side and the far side facing the stage. Bartender is in the middle of this rectangle. Setup is spartan but not trashy. When I entered, there were 3 customers (I made it 4) and 3 dancers. As I sat at the bar, immediately one of the 3 left her "customer" and descended upon me. If she had looked like an 8 to 10, I would have tolerated her, but she wasn't close. Neither were the other two dancers. Ordered a Scotch on the rocks. Took the bartender, who was the nicest looking thing there, 5 minutes to find the well Scotch while I fielded and deflected questions and comments from the dancer in my face. Managed to be indifferent enough that she moved on to a new arrival. <br>

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Music was blaring, not just loud. I decided to stay long enough to see one dancer. It was maybe 10 minutes after my entry that the first of the 3 dancers got on stage. Not slender, pleasantly plump, but cellulite. Removed top during (not beginning of) 3rd song. No tape/pasties. Okay, but for me, not remotely attractive. We're up to 5 total customers now. Finished drink and left as the second dancer was in her first number. Had no desire to see any more. <br>

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I will not be back. Thank goodness I happened upon Atlantis in Largo as I headed north.