Reviews

Visited at lunchtime on a weekday. Walked in. Therre were 5 other PLs; one at video poker, 3 in conversations with dancers, and one (I realized later) in a private lap dance booth.…

Had not been to Dream On in quite a while, but was in the neighborhood. There might have been 5 or 7 dancers there; not sure because of the traffic to and from the private…

Visited lunch hour. Four dancers, ranging from 7 to 9. Three were quite friendly, the hottest and youngest not so much. Oldest might have been 30, and she had the friendliest personality. Experience counts for…

About 12-15 girls there when I walked in around 9pm. Dancers were much better looking than the typical dive bars I frequent in Portland. One or two were a little heavy, but only a little.…

Details regulars know: free parking, no cover, coffee $3, beers comparably priced, bathroom small and clean, troll-free. Hard to sit at the bar and watch the stage, but otherwise comfortable set-up. Several private booths with…

Visited early afternoon. No cover. Got $3 coffee. Plenty of free parking, clean enough bathroom.

Layout, as per earlier reviews is awkward. Maybe 10 seats at the bar, a couple of tables with poor view of…

Same old same old.

Prices cheap: no cover afternoons; draft domestic beer $3 or $4 (I don't recall specifically), private dances $20, usual tip at the rack $2 per song.

Talent also cheap. 3 girls. The best…

Visited at lunch hour. 3 dancers working, and I was third customer. Pretty quiet. Bought bottled domestic beer for $4.50.

The three dancers were 7 to 9s. One was heavy but wore it well. Another was…

Visited at lunchtime for beer, burger and boobs. All three were good.

There were 8 dancers, if I counted correctly, all 8 or 9s. One had a 10-body and a 5 face. None were fat or…

Visited at lunch hour. As is usual this time of day, customers mostly elderly (like me) plus a couple of 30ish guys. Four dancers, ranging from 5 to 7. All pleasant, bartender pleasant. Prices about…

Had a very satisfying visit to Shimmers. At mid-day there were lots of senior citizen regulars hanging out. Not a great feature of the club, but Ruby was on the stage. Nothing is bad when…

Stopped by on a weekday, lunchtime. Got a drink and looked around. The club layout is not great. Hard to sit at the bar and watch the dancers, and just a few tables if you…