Reviews by ArtCollege

Visited at lunch hour. As is usual this time of day, customers mostly elderly (like me) plus a couple of 30ish guys. Four dancers, ranging from 5 to 7. All pleasant, bartender pleasant. Prices about…

Had a very satisfying visit to Shimmers. At mid-day there were lots of senior citizen regulars hanging out. Not a great feature of the club, but Ruby was on the stage. Nothing is bad when…

Stopped by on a weekday, lunchtime. Got a drink and looked around. The club layout is not great. Hard to sit at the bar and watch the dancers, and just a few tables if you…

Too many bohemoths of color. True, I wouldn't care for white or Asians that fat, but I seldom see them. Makes me not want to hang around. On the positive side, there was a small-titted, fit…

Visited in the afternoon; first time in a year or so. Though I had heard that dancers were trending older, I didn't seen any too old for my taste. Maybe no 21-year-olds, but nobody looked…

I had a sweet time in Springfield. The dancers ranged from 18 to maybe 30; I didn't see any that looked obviously older. In bod and looks, lots of 8s and 9s. A couple of…

Most strip clubs are quiet at lunch hour, but Dream On was hopping. About 15 customers, some at the video poker, some at the rack, some at the tables and the bar. Mostly a geezer…

Stopped by the Acrotchalis at lunchtime. First time in the joint in many years, but it felt like yesterday. Same black ceiling, divey feel.. A dozen PLs sitting at tables eating lunch, 3 or 4…

Walked in on lunch hour and saw an obese AA on stage. Got my drink and sat at the bar. The other two gals there were a bit more HWP--but one just a bit. While…

Gave Scarlet a try a bit after noon on a weekday. Last time I was there they had 5 dancers. This time I walked in, saw 5 custies, and zero dancers. Asked the bartender if…

This review is a mirror image of my Scarlet Lounge review. In this case, my previous visit was very disappointing but today's visit was much, much better. And Ruby is back! She had been absent my…

Hadn't been to Skinn in over a year, but I had fun. Walked in just after noon and it was pretty dead. One custie, a regular, nursing a beer and watching rugby on TV. Three…

Visited at lunch hour. 5 dancers on the list. An older Asian with nice bod (for her age). A heavy white gal, a flat-chested AA, a cute girl-next door and a somewhat heavy white gal.…

I've been here before, but this was a particularly enjoyable visit. 10 dancers. Although there's a dive-bar feel to the place (as opposed to a "gentelmen's club" feel), all the girls were young and fit.…

5 dancers on rotation at lunch hour, which is good. One was an 8; thin chest, but small thin body so it all was proportionalt. Others a bit chunky, but today no gross fatties. None…

My first visit in years. It was about 3 in the afternoon on a weekday. Maybe 6 customers, 3 dancers. The dancers were all thin, a big difference from the usual dive bar experience. They…

Hadn't been to Tommy's in a long time. Most of the options were overweight AAs; I don't mind the race, just the weight. And I don't mean just a little heavy. There were maybe 6…

My first visit in many years. Nothing had changed. It's big, but empty. Draft cheap beer was $4.25. At 1 in the afternoon, maybe half a dozen PLs and three dancers. Two were…

I imagined I went to Pandora's, first time in about a year. Mid-afternoon. Maybe 10 girls there, but it's hard to get a good count. I wasn't approached for about 15 minutes, when a really hot…

My first visit to this club, and I'll return next time in town. Moderate crowd on a weekday evening, with good proportion of dancers to PLs. Dancers were not tops in looks, like 3 to…

Entered around 1:30 in afternoon on a Tuesday and the place was packed. It was my first time here, and it took me a while to realize that the attraction was cheap booze and cheap…

First visit. Stage dancing was surprising. Most girls started at the pole farthest away from the audience. There was very little tipping at the rack. The nice thing was girls would come by…

Not many dancers at lunch hour. One girl told me they are busier at 10:00 am than noon. Anyway, I think there were 4 or 5 girls there. Just 3 or so customers, though I…

OK, the hottest girl there was a 6. But all very friendly. Sat at the rack when a fat AA danced, and she certainly is not my first choice for body style, but she was…

This has been my fav club in Eugene area. Stopped by after work on a weekday. Maybe 8 dancers, not many more customers. Most customers were away from the rack, either chatting at the bar,…