Reviews

This was my last club visited in Cocoa Beach. (See my reviews of Lido and Cheaters). Highest mileage of the three based on one visit to each. YMMV. In afternoon free parking, no cover, beer $5…

My least favorite of the three clubs in Cocoa Beach. (See my reviews of Lido and Dancers Royale) In afternoon, free parking, no cover and a beer was $5 or $6. Bartender was attentive. The music was…

Visited just after lunch on a weekday. Three dancers there, maybe 6 customers. Two girls were black and heavy, one blond and thin. All dancers provided good contact at the rack. (I was tipping 2 bucks…

My first post-lockdown visit to Sweet Illusions, and it's mostly the same. Drinks reasonably priced (I was pre-lubricated so bought a soft drink for a few dollars). Free parking, no cover. It's Springfield, Oregon for…

Club 205 now allows sitting at the rack. Big improvement. I visited at lunch hour. A few customers at the bar, 3 at video poker, 6 to 10 dozen at tables watching the dancers. One or…

Visited Shimmers and it was fairly busy for mid-afternoon on a weekday. Looks like the retired folks now feel safe hitting a trip club, though there were two younger guys (like 30s) also. Five girls…

I was in the mood for ultra high mileage, and Tommy's Too is the most ultra in the area. Overall not a satisfying experience, but maybe I was not patient enough. After getting an $8 soda,…

I visited at lunch hour. Pretty empty when I walked in, though that was partly the club is pretty dark and the day outside was pretty sunny. I might have missed a few people, but…

Like a recovering Covid-19 patient, Sunset Strip is getting its energy back. Visited at lunch time. Half a dozen customers, three dancers. Some customers at video poker, the others watching the show or chatting with dancers. I…

Lunch hour on a Monday not usually the busiest, but this would have been sad if not for the fact that the ONE dancer was the hottest I've seen at any club in quite a…

Multnomah County is open! Portland PLs are rejoicing. I drove past Dream On: cars in the parking lot. I stopped by Club 205 at lunchtime: no seating available. Nobody at the bar (rules), tables spaced…

My first visit in years. Visited primarily because it's one of a very small number of Portland area clubs open. (Multnomah County still locked down, and it has vast majority of the clubs in…