Reviews

Many of the dancers were a little over-fed on my last visit. Not all, but this is a good place for people who like extra weight on girls, though no one was really obese.…

Went for the great lunch special: burger & fries and softdrink for $5. Don't think I can get out of McDonald's for $5. The waitress was hot and got a better tip than anyone at…

Disappointing experience. Paid my $10 entrance fee and got a soda. Then watched a couple of overweight gals on the stage. None of them stopped by my table. Then a hotter chick danced; she was…

Sweet Illusions is my favorite Oregon club. good thing I don't live in the neighborhood; I'd be here all the time. Dancers ranged from 3 to 8, with most 6 or 7. Saw one 9,…

Arrived around 5pm. A few other customers, maybe 6 dancers. A couple talked about being veterans of Honey's or Rick's, which I think is a way to advertise good mileage. A couple reeked of cigarette…

My first visit in several months. Maybe a dozen dancers. Atmosphere was the usual laid back afternoon. Not too much has changed, except that the big chairs in the lap dance area are more broken…

Wow! This is the ultra mileage joint now. OK, I've only visited once, and only had dances from one girl, V___, but Wow! Decor is OK; restroom was clean; service OK. Dancers that I saw on stage…

I was driving up Aurora when the friend I was headed to meet called to say he'd be late. I wondered how I would kill 45 minutes. I looked to the right and there was…

I visited because it was in walking distance of my hotel (there are three hotels right around the corner). It was high-end, $10 cover (weeknight), moderate drinks. Not at all a neighborhood bar. The dancers were…

Yep, dances are all air, all the time. Plus, a bouncer stands a few feet away. That was the worst part of it. Other than lame lap dances--they don't deserve the name lap dance--the club is…

I really enjoyed Knockouts. Mileage is not super high, but it's very comfortable. Girls range from 5 to 8, but were friendly, not too aggressive, but willing to stop by and sell a dance. Dances…

Wow. The fattest stripper I've ever seen. There were several very, very fat girls at Lenny's, but stood out well beyond the others.one There were a couple of girls who didn't look fat sitting around…